Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

[Ryzer]

 

[kapisi]

IGN and a number of other glowing reviews essentially boil down to "the game is a 6 or 7, but I'm transbinary/cuck, so it's a 9 or 10"

It's gonna get destroyed on steam

Edit - apparently, Mr. Matty is being canceled on Twitter, but I haven't checked lol

 

[Storyfag]

This piece of shit got 84 on Metacritic, an average from 50 reviews. It's officially the end of Metacritic and "game journalism".

Dude, Starfield has an 83.

This.

Have people lost their minds? Since when does the profeshunal revioowers' opinion matter?

I mean The Last Jedi has 84% too.

Just newfags being newfags.

 

[Pink Eye]

Just newfags being newfags.

No. You don't need to be a newfag to be surprised by the constant degeneration of gaming media.

 

[Luzur]

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Ai writting, perhaps, but they still use real actors. What a mindfuck. It sound like dream, but this shitty kind of dreams.

 

[Cryomancer]

Heckin Slaanesh worshipers making games...

Don't insult Slaanesh cultists. They are insane depraved but they are insane depraved for every time of sexuality. Biodrones are only sexually depraved for everything that is not straight sex. Straight sexuality is heresy in their religion.

500 pages about a game and no one has discussed the game mechanics yet.

Game mechanics : Awesome button 1, Awesome button 2, Awesome button 3, call a party member Awesome button.

Very few reviewers are talking about for eg, how shitty necromancy is. IDK how they will implement but I'm sure that they can't do a good job with it.

 

[kapisi]

Surprisingly, reddit police allowed Skillup review, it's even the most upvoted.

What's funny is that there are a lot of peeps there who don't seem to like the non-binary/trans dialogue. Someone even brought up that previous DA games never had words like "gay" or "lesbian" anywhere. Now suddenly you have this Trick Weeks' magnum opus in Veilguard.

 

[Hammer Of The Heretics]

If their "gender dysphoria" was real they'd play female characters and be happy to roleplay as a woman in a world that acknowledges femininity.

Very true. I know one person who has a legit gender dysphoria (identified and raised female, genetic testing later revealed he was actually XY with a hormone disorder) and he *loathes* the transgender movement. He just wants to live quietly as the gender his genes say he should be.

The transgenderists wetting themselves over this game are mentally ill and they want to force everyone to cater to their delusions.

 

[Lucas]

dat choices and consequences

 

[La vie sexuelle]

dat choices and consequences

Isn't it interesting that these "trans reactions" are not left as obvious as in the case of any other, just specially emphasized? It's like publishing a novel about transsexuals, but with emphasis on identity statements. Bold and five-strip underline.

 

[quixotic]

dat choices and consequences

This screenshot could be edited, yet it’s genuinely believable that that’s a thing in the actual game.
Jesus wept.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

Is Infinitron still going around saying "There's no woke agenda in gaming"?

 

[Camel]

Surprisingly, reddit police allowed Skillup review, it's even the most upvoted.

What's funny is that there are a lot of peeps there who don't seem to like the non-binary/trans dialogue. Someone even brought up that previous DA games never had words like "gay" or "lesbian" anywhere. Now suddenly you have this Trick Weeks' magnum opus in Veilguard.

DA:O called a lesbian a "poetess".

 

[Luzur]

 

[Camel]

This screenshot could be edited, yet it’s genuinely believable that that’s a thing in the actual game.
Jesus wept.

It has the TroonGamer watermark so it's legit.

 

[Larianshill]

Hello fellow zoomers. Please appreciate our marketing.

I know that I've made this post before, but skeleton lore in Dragon Age was actually pretty interesting

The demons of the Fade are jealous of the world they sense from across the Veil. They constantly push against the boundaries of the Fade, and when they finally cross over, they attempt to possess the first living creature they see. They are unable, however, to distinguish that which was once living from that which still is... in fact, a corpse provides an even more tempting target to a weaker demon as it has no will with which to resist the possession. The demon cannot rationalize why this is so; it only sees a target and grasps at the opportunity.

A skeleton is exactly that: a corpse animated by a possessing demon. Upon finding itself trapped within a body that cannot sustain it, the demon is driven insane... it seeks to destroy any life that it encounters, attacking without thought to its own welfare.

The exact names given to skeletons of this type vary according to the nature of the demons that possesses it. A "fanged skeleton" is a skeleton possessed by a hunger demon. These skeletons devour whatever life they encounter and often possess the ability to drain life energy and mana from their victims. A "shambling skeleton" is a slower-moving skeleton possessed by a sloth demon, able to bring entropic powers against its opponents, slowing them and even putting them to sleep. More powerful demons have been known to command skeletons, but at that level they are known by other names: revenants and arcane horrors, to name two.

Now we have... This. How far have we fallen.

 

[Lucas]

This screenshot could be edited, yet it’s genuinely believable that that’s a thing in the actual game.
Jesus wept.

It has the TroonGamer watermark so it's legit.

yes, on the other hand I first saw the screenshot on another forum then proceeded to post it here without verifying it first; can't find that exact shot on the video review nor the written one, admittedly.

 

[Shaja]

What a fucking circus...

 

[Camel]

Schreier got extremely butthurt when he saw a reviewer mentioning Sweet Baby Inc. Dualshockers already scrubbed it from their review.

 

[v1c70r14]

Dude removing all strong woman and negroes from games and you end up with the same boring and uncreative slop like bioware produces, just in stormfront flavour. Just let art be art and don't inject your stupid politics into every last medium meant for entertainment. I don't want to play video games meant for propaganda purposes, I want to be able to tell interesting and cool stories through them.

Reading through the thread this post stood out to me. It seems that with every big disastrous release made by the mentally ill Western game devs at least one Zionista gets to pull the shortest straw and has to defend it until the discussion dies down, with Starfield it was Vic, with the Silent Hill 2 remake it was Pillow Poofter or what his handle is, and with Dragon Age: Gender Confusion it was Codex jewish agitprop luminary Morgoth. They typically don't have much support, but somehow this post, in the middle of the fallout over the sheer insanity of the newest Dragon Age game drummed up a lot of brofists.

Let's be clear what you are saying here: you can't imagine a worthwhile story being written without the insertion of Joss Whedon style "strong female characters" (that are written by effeminate men who have erotic fantasies about women doing what they can't even fantasies about doing themselves) or Bantu Africans or racially mixed brown Americans. How did the world ever get by without such pillars of storytelling? When the epic of Gilgamesh was composed in Mesopotamia they really didn't know what they were doing since there weren't any basketball Americans in it. It was due to technological limitations they didn't tell stories about Marvel yas qweening girlbosses, right? Or maybe they were retroactive nahtzees?

Extrapolating I hope the same people will also agree in the future that you just can't be creative without stuffing your games full of gender mutilations, autogynephilic paraphernalia, and a lot of purple. Storyfag, General Disarray, negator2vc, karoliner, malx, Hammer Of The Heretics, sebas, and d1r. Any story lacking these is surely just as bad as the latest batch of psychological illness and very boring. I have to ask why you're not all on Morgoth's pro-Veilguard one-jew bandwagon already.

 

[The Wall]

Is Infinitron still going around saying "There's no woke agenda in gaming"?

Infinitron Well, Jewy? Is there WOKE or is there not? C'mon, passively-agressively rate comment with dancing donut and stay silent, bitch

Civil War in America starts in 10 days, Iran-Israel war in month. We won't be hearing from you much. But hey! At least everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING in World IS PERFECTLY FINE™. Remember to say "Shalom" when Iranian rocket hits you and breaks your curse where you have to shill woke and bad RPGs 24h a day. Thank you Jesus!

You might get to play Black Isle's Baldur's Gate 3 in Heaven, who knows

 

[MerchantKing]

Is Infinitron still going around saying "There's no woke agenda in gaming"?

Infinitron Well, Jewy? Is there WOKE or is there not? C'mon, passively-agressively rate comment with dancing donut and stay silent, bitch

Infinitron should stop denying the existence of all the tranny nonsense in gaming. It's not a good look.

 

[aweigh]

 

[Storyfag]

Is Infinitron still going around saying "There's no woke agenda in gaming"?

Infinitron Well, Jewy? Is there WOKE or is there not? C'mon, passively-agressively rate comment with dancing donut and stay silent, bitch

Infinitron should stop denying the existence of all the tranny nonsense in gaming. It's not a good look.

You're breaking character.