From Software Elden Ring - From Software's new game with writing by GRRM

[cvv]

Feels like every second review wants to remind us that Breath of the Wild apparently was the first ever video game with an open world

For many of the "journalists" it most likely was.

For these Kwan blue-haired vegan manlets and whales it was clearly a life-defining experience because

Spoiler

 

[mediocrepoet]

spoiler alert mf

What part of don't watch any videos if you don't want spoileis is hard to understand?

I would even suggest to not enter in any gaming web or youtube. Well this could be always TBH.

I recommend a complete internet black out for 1 year prior to and 1 year subsequent to release just to be safe.

 

[Ryzer]

In the future, it's gaming companies that will give scores to journos

 

[Matador]

In the future, it's gaming companies that will give scores to journos

You mean the future as since 2005?

 

[cvv]

Just checked the performance part of the reviews. Cowboy reports his PC performance was rough with a lot memory leaks and serious bugs (NPCs and bosses despawning, never to reappear again), SkillUp says it was a mostly bug-free smooth sailing.

Go figure.

 

[Brickfrog]

Flashbacks to ancient memories of journos losing their jobs over poor scores lol

 

[user]

D1 Patch is pretty important and should fix a lot of stuff.

 

[toro]

This shit is starting to make me sick.

 

[ferratilis]

In all this hype and talk of performance problems, everyone seemed to forget about the RCE exploit thing: is Elden Ring affected in any way? Or will Russian PvP twinks hack our accounts and drain all the funds to support the war effort?

 

[mediocrepoet]

I'll be honest with you, Bamco paid me more money than I've made at once in my life ($37.43) to share my completely unbiased opinion with everyone. Elden Ring has cured my cancer and allowed Tiny Tim to walk again.

 

[deem]

Bamco said that if I give Elden Ring 5/5 trolls on Codex they'll let my family go.

 

[toro]

In all this hype and talk of performance problems, everyone seemed to forget about the RCE exploit thing: is Elden Ring affected in any way? Or will Russian PvP twinks hack our accounts and drain all the funds to support the war effort?

That RCE exploit was solved like 1 month ago. Also Elden Ring will use EasyAntiCheat.

 

[Steezus]

My balls haven't been this purple in ages. Elden Ring will cure CANCER

Thinking about getting cancer, so Elden Ring can cure it.

 

[Brickfrog]

Last I heard they said it would be fixed by day 1. Who knows tho

 

[Ryzer]

From Software HQ:

 

[Brickfrog]

Kind of curious how the horse mounted combat will work. Hope we get tank controls

 

[Mortmal]

We are very close to have spoilers on this thread. I don´t want to abandon the hype train with all the bros just because some low discipline retards and coomers.

Since it is only like 10 people posting in this thread, we could make an agreement to hide spoilers.

Only because it's hidden in the leet jrpg subforum. Where's the highest rated game in all human history will be...

 

[hackncrazy]

After the Cyberpunk fiasco, I completely lost the 1% faith I had in reviews, so I'm still skeptical. Nonetheless, I'm excited for the game and only worried about the performance on PC (which most reviews seems to mention are minor).

 

[user]

We are very close to have spoilers on this thread. I don´t want to abandon the hype train with all the bros just because some low discipline retards and coomers.

Since it is only like 10 people posting in this thread, we could make an agreement to hide spoilers.

Only because it's hidden in the leet jrpg subforum. Where's the highest rated game in all human history will be...

Yeah the others shun jrpgs as if they lack something compared to the western ones. Bloody hentai stereotypes I say. In my book, Japanese designers are top-notch.

 

[Mortmal]

By the way i was making a little room on my nice SSD , turns out underail had 7 gigas of saves.

 

[fork]

Oblivion->praised by game journos. Witcher 3->praised by game journos. Elden Ring->praised by game journos. Conclusion: if you put a horse in your game, instant GOTY.

Ehhh, there was also Kindom Come..

 

[Brickfrog]

Japanese studios produce games that are higher quality than western ones in terms of bugs and stability. The fatal flaw is that 90% of them take place in a high school.

 

[cvv]

Japanese studios produce games that are higher quality than western ones in terms of bugs and stability. The fatal flaw is that 90% of them take place in a high school.

No kidding, how many Jap games are NOT stylish, polished, beautifully crafted infantile retarded garbage for sexually repressed neckbeard manbryos with shelves full of anime action figurines?

From the top of my head - FromSoft games, Nioh, Metal Gear Solid games, Dragon's Dogma, Yakuza games....anything else?

 

[fork]

A ton of shmups, classic Resident Evils, Silent Hill—mostly older stuff.

 

[SumDrunkGuy]

Elden Ring is officially the highest rated and most beloved RPG of all time. Souls-hating codexers are fumin, absolutely devastated.