Isn't the PU process ridiculously expensive? When I was denmark and wanted to inherit Sweden, it cost me something like 1,000 gold and 70% inflation. It was horrible.
Magna Mundi modders failing at game balancing and design by changing a feature to have absolutely more cons than pros, therefore making plain conquest totally more effective compared to it, which instead is useless for all but having a "permanent" ally. What a surprise.
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REMOVE KRAUT FROM THE PREMISES
Is this ironic joke? Serb merchant above fencing and fraud therefore shall never trade in kebab trade center.
Treason!
you are the worst german idiot, you are the inbred habsburg smell.
give up try to seize our clay or we crush you krauts like a skul of pig!
ALL SLAVS ARE NOW UNITED TO REMOVE KRAUT! Hold at all costs Serbian glorious patriots we will achieve VICTROY!
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Gather at the borders! We must crush the isolated smaller kraut armies and buy time for our potato bros to achieve decisive victroy!
From the Annusary of Stefan IV, Anno Domini 1530
I heard kebab write diary so to not be like worst turk I write my annusal report on my life both private and as king instead. I wished to free Slovenes from kraut oppression but then Hole Roman Emprahirie would declare war on Serbia, instead I shall negotiate for something Serbia will get much STRONG!
Military comand is not my grettest skill but with Serbia long peace we lost much army tradition thus my skills as general equal to Serbia best general at start of war, I will persanally lead Serbia to VICTROY as much as my father and predecesors did.
A small siege in Istria has been crush, now I lead the other parts of our gloroius army as the worst kraut besiege Croaotia to break siege. Battle of Croaotia could be very decisive but we at difficult situation despite outnumber Austrian siege for now.
Because no matter how numberful, our men wepons are backward and there is a point where glorious engineer corps and superior military drill of our great armija shall no long sufice to compensate this lack of superior technology. Yet we have no choice. The Krauts plan to finish war quickly and crush Serbia before Potato and Russia can amass enough force to turn the tide. WE MUST HOLD OUR GLORIOUS COUNTREY AT ALL COSTS until Poles and Rus arrive to reinforce. WE WILL FIGHT TO THE END. TO CROAOTIA!
The battle of croaotia was a victroy but costly. Many brave Serbians had to die to ensure the kraut will not share our countrey spoils with kebab as vulture scum. Yet it was not over. A second wave that failed to arrive in time to help kraut turn tide of battle didn't stop advancing and all Serb armies were now understrength and tired. DEFEND CROAOTIA!
Our victory achieved, I order men to hunt worst kraut before they regroup with one of their large armies, and thus we march to Slovenia.
Our pursuit costly, we would never do this if not support by two Potatoes, but I never flinch, I never doubt we would win. Thus I leave Grigor to lead a siege and led the rest of our glorouis army in pursuit of kraut scum in person.
Past Karsten they retreat to large formation we give up pursue. Our army need reinforcement with urgent but equally we need decisive victroy, thus I take risk of ordering a split to siege and seize Slovenia, which is more akin to us than to worst kraut.
The reports inform independent artillery regiment supporting Montenegro, they achieve together first major victroy in this war, Austria big army no longer at border with potato this very dangerous but we will not run away like coward! I will fight together with my men and may God favor Serbia! Thus I watch and wait, grett plans set to crush numerically superior kraut army advancing toward Cilli. Fools send horsemen ahead of main army and from this our grett plan shall draw
Without mercy they are wiped out, a grett small victroy. And then I, may God forgive me, order my men to set up their corpse and their horse over wooden stake so scare the shit out of rest of kraut army and convince them to get the fuk out thinking I as merciless as Vlad Tepes who also fought to REMOVE KEBAB but ultimely failed. How would they know the men and horse on the stake were already dead anyway when they were impaled? They didn't know so when they see it they run away!
YES RUN AWAY KRAUT COWARD THAT GUIDO MACHIEVILLI WAS RITE IT IS BEST TO BE FEAR NOT LOVE!!!
(I dunno what happened, but the cavalry was defeated at the same day the other large force arrived and somehow this led their entire army to retreat from Cilli.)
austria do not forget ww2... oh wait forget what I said. Our victroy at Cilli however was temprary and I knew it. I however out of honor and because we must buy time for allies to crush kraut, have chosen to fight until we can no longer fight, to the bitter end. Our armija sufered too many loss we will have to rebuild it again eventually I thank all those who hate the kraut for their war subsidies.
Almost fifteen thousand. We had no time to retreat and only a worst Turk coward would leave his men to die and run away. This must be how Leonidas felt before the battle of Thermopylae, I was very worried I would not live to see victroy and the same trik would not work twice. This time, we would hold long enough to form a cohesive retreat west, and at Krain I shall make my stand.
WE MAY LOSE THIS BATTLE BUT WE SHALL FIGHT WITH HONOR AND WE SHALL WIN THE WAR!
To me brave Patriots! FOR SERBIA AND ALL SLAVS!
Eventually we had to retreat, and so we did.
We lost this battle and would lose Krain, but it was a phyrric victroy for our enemy. I am proud of this battle I "lost", for despite vastly outnumber and technologicly behind we inflict devastating casualties against kraut infantry thanks to our glorouis Serbian engineers and superior training as the 300 Spartans so did against Persians regardless of having lost the battle.
Unfortunate I am not very proud of our retreat to Croaotia.
I buy time and the kraut have lost much territory already thanks to our ultimate sacrifice. Now I order all men to disband for our army have fought to the last, we like glorousi firebird rise from ash and shall again fight kraut and the partisan continue struggle underground. Only artillery support to Montenegro remain intact but despite how devastating this war has been for our force I am more than confident of victroy.
HOLD OUR FORTS! STAY STRONG! SERBIA STRONG! NO MATTER THE COST! WE WILL PREVAIL!
SERBIA STRONG! NOT A SINGLE SERB FORT HAS FALLEN WHILE KRAUT SUFFER LOSS AFTER LOSS!!!
WE HAVE ENTRED WORLD HISTORY TODAY! Our victroy shall be sung though the ages!
kebab you live in a hovel! SOON Serbia will be very rich we will have GOLD!
Romanian are bros together we shall fight to remove kebab and kraut from the premises!
Croaotia has fallen but irrevelant. Yet driving a crushing victroy on kraut shall be decisive to put end to this war. They march to Osijek, which they will never take! The new army gathers to strike Osijek and put end to this.
They patient wait for cavalry too, Osijek garrisson hold at all costs!
SERBIA IS NOW AT THE GATES OF VIENNA! TO VICTROY
To Osijek we shall charge! Yes, I know they are technology superior but we shall prevail and after such victroy then we will be able to crush the austria.
The Battle of Osijek, legend, myth, grett victroy and final battle of war, for now the Austria got in thick head they lost.
after all,
austria we kill the heirless king, REMOVE HABSBURG FROM THE PREMISES, and we almost kill the new king too.
Wish we could seize valuable gold mine ourselfs but it was not our army that won over the goldmine. Thus instead we plan wisely to seize the two most valuable provinces out of Hole Roman Emprahirie and to give to Rumanians a new free countrey hoping they will reward us later with lots of gold! REMOVE KRAUT AND MAGYAR FROM TRANSYLVANIA.
FUTUR SERBIA-TRANSYLVANIA SHALL BE GRETTEST COUNTREY THAN GRETTEST GRETT TIMES GRETT IMPALE AND REMOVE KEBAB