Europareich 2057 - A Cyberpunk CYOA

[Commissar Draco]

Europareich Officer (6)

Male, of course.

For EuroReich! Can be Tranny Female though if Ze Keisser will demand it.

 

[Jick Magger]

Don't feel like turning this into a GRRRL PWER shitfest. We need to be a manly man doing manly things that men do.

 

[laclongquan]

If you want Tranny there's a viable option right there!

 

[Esquilax]

Haha, I just realized that the Revolutionary is basically an average Joe armed with a peashooter while the Officer is an augmented ubermenschen juggernaut.

…Revolutionary (3)
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Gear: H4ck J4ck v1.337 Implant, 9mm Pistol

…Europareich Officer (6)
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Gear: ArmStrong Cybernetic Limb with a 9mm SMG, Optical Display Implant, Military Netlink Implant, Combat Armor

Edit: I dunno, fascist power fantasies aside, playing the underdog seems to be a bit more fun. I'll flop to 3) in my original post. I just hope that the revolutionary is more like this:

Instead of some dumbass Che Guevara wannabe.

 

[Storyfag]

If you have any problems with my horrible German than I am not to blame, the language got dumbed down in the future due to texting, derpbook, twatter and other decline

Speakingof horrible German...

…Europareichoffizier (6):

fixed

 

[Stygian Lurker]

4 or 6

 

[Storyfag]

Edit: I dunno, fascist power fantasies aside, playing the underdog seems to be a bit more fun. I'll flop to 3) in my original post. I just hope that the revolutionary is more like this:

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To edit a brofisted post like that! The perfidity!

4 or 6

Had the same dillema. Decided to go with 6, as it's the next best thing to 4, but actually has votes going for it

 

[Esquilax]

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To edit a brofisted post like that! The perfidity!

Bro, if you're going to hate on Arnie in Total Recall, you're the one who has problems, not me.

 

[Storyfag]

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To edit a brofisted post like that! The perfidity!

Bro, if you're going to hate on Arnie in Total Recall, you're the one who has problems, not me.

Still, the post gave an impression that my prestigious majesty condones flipflopping from 6 to anything else. We can't have that, now can we?

 

[Hellraiser]

While you still have time to engage in the shenanigans of the democratic process like true professional politicians, including the obligatory mudslinging of course, I present to you some lore in the form of a totally not poorly done Photoshop of a news website:

Any information or rhetoric mirroring the stance of the Brazilian government on certain issues is totally coincidental.

 

[Arpad]

9

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I say corporate hitman with tits.

 

[Esquilax]

Hellraiser, serious question, are there hologram devices in the setting? I mean, being able to do something like this:

 

[newcomer]

3 Female

 

[Hellraiser]

Hellraiser, serious question, are there hologram devices in the setting? I mean, being able to do something like this:

There are holograms but they're limited by size to big bulky devices and the image quality is lacking. You would have to be a total idiot to fall for any sort of hologram-based deception.

 

[Storyfag]

Hellraiser, if the offizier wins, can he be called Skorzeny?

 

[Cassidy]

If the officer wins, he should have Neinmaske Sieben as a codename and be like a more morally questionable and bizarre version of the main character in 1984: a deviant slowly growing into crimethink despite working for the State, who has a kink for bodily fluids of "female" implant surgeons falling on his chest.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I say hitbitch.

 

[Monty]

Jumping on the 6 bandwagon.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

You gonna pick something faggot or just make us jump up and down?

 

[Cassidy]

Also it is a pity Hellraiser probably doesn't have the skills and will to turn this into a mod for Deus Ex*.

*The first one of course, not its popamole sequels.

 

[Tzaero]

Also it is a pity Hellraiser probably doesn't have the skills and will to turn this into a mod for Deus Ex*.

Theres this if you want some Deus Ex action in Berlin
http://www.moddb.com/mods/nihilum

 

[Hellraiser]

At this moment the tally points to a female Europareichoffizier victory.

The undecided X or Y biowarian votes were not counted, but if they would have been then 6 would still win with a 2 vote advantage over 3. However it wouldn't be tied with 9 as the second most popular vote as it is now.

Anyway unless there is a sudden surge of flip-flops in the next few hours when I intend to start writing the first chapter (it should be posted in the evening after I do some important shit), you will be Ida Westgard - a Norwegian Europareich officer who has killed her fair share of mujahedin and jihadists* in eastern France.

*firefox spell-check suggest there is no such word and it recommend replacing it with sadists and mujahedin with muddiness. Firefox is totally the Europareich sanctioned browser

 

[ironyuri]

At this moment the tally points to a female Europareichoffizier victory.

The undecided X or Y biowarian votes were not counted, but if they would have been then 6 would still win with a 2 vote advantage over 3. However it wouldn't be tied with 9 as the second most popular vote as it is now.

Anyway unless there is a sudden surge of flip-flops in the next few hours when I intend to start writing the first chapter (it should be posted in the evening after I do some important shit), you will be Ida Westgard - a Norwegian Europareich officer who has killed her fair share of mujahedin and jihadists* in eastern France.

*firefox spell-check suggest there is no such word and it recommend replacing it with sadists and mujahedin with muddiness. Firefox is totally the Europareich sanctioned browser

that's because you can't spell for shit you filthy potato faggot

mujahideen and jihadi

 

[oscar]

Male so we can