Game News Fainaru Fantajī Sebun to be re-released for PC

[commie]

I can't wait for this Lovecraftian gem...

 

[Black]

Jenova's witnesses knocked at my door today. Horrible creatures.

 

[MuscleSpark]

Fainaru Fantajī Sebun

Anata wa zenzen okashii Zeddo ^_^ uguu~

 

[Outlander]

Why is there jap shit on the front page?

 

[Oriebam]

Spoiler

they're going to find a way to fuck it up

*reads article*

Spoiler

they already did



hopefully the limited pirate edition will be free of some of the shit

Why is there jap shit on the front page?

there's worse shit being posted here, at least FF7 is a considered a (j)RPG

 

[Outlander]

Bollocks, UnGame in its current state is better than a jrpg.

 

[Bahamut]

Spoiler

OMG Aerith DIES!

I still don't get why there are 2 versions, Aeris or Aerith.
Bitch's deader than the rpg genre yo.

First one is european second is kwanish,
shitty translations are shitty

 

[Zed]

Fainaru Fantajī Sebun

Anata wa zenzen okashii Zeddo ^_^ uguu~

desu kawaii kuk

 

[Ulminati]

Has a codex news post ever been retardo'ed before? Will this be the first? Or is this just the herald of a coming KawaiiKodex?

 

[Zed]

When I post news, it's to spite as many Danes as possible.

 

[Ulminati]

 

[ghostdog]

Got to hand it to Square-Enix, they still manage to squeeze money out of FFVII fanboys. And this pointless re-release, advertised like a remake, is the most ingenious yet.

 

[Gragt]

I guess I can wait to see if I'm better playing the remake or the PSX version on pSX.

 

[Black]

I guess I can wait to see if I'm better playing the remake or the PSX version on pSX.

Or maybe neither!

 

[Gragt]

Even better!

 

[maverick]

Why is that every game nowadays must have "achievements"?

And where is my decline smilie??? D:

 

[Clockwork Knight]

PC gamers don't give shit about JRPGs. Why release it on PC?

Probably beause they do give a shit, after all. Unlike western companies, squeenix doesn't like to lose money.



That sound you hear is the removed mask hitting the floor

 

[Snerf]

I remember when achievements consisted of asking yourself "Did I do something that I enjoyed?"

I still don't understand why this is motivation for some people. What could they possibly put in?

"Achievement granted: X Marks The Spot - Pressed the x button 10 million times, beat game"

 

[Jaesun]

Why is that every game nowadays must have "achievements"?

And where is my decline smilie??? D:

STEAM requires all the games they sell have Achievements. Also the Console manufacturers also require this as well.

 

[Infinitron]

Why is that every game nowadays must have "achievements"?

And where is my decline smilie??? D:

STEAM requires all the games they sell have Achievements. Also the Console manufacturers also require this as well.

Old games (pre-2008 or so, I think) on STEAM don't have achievements. Including even old Valve games.

 

[mbpopolano24]

Achievements are great, deal with it. After 20- 30- or even 40+ years in which you have achievied a fucking damn nothing, you play a game and collect like... a hundred... in a day or two. Stroke of genius. How do you guys don't get it, it is beyond comprehension.

 

[mbpopolano24]

And, by the way, in case you haven't noticed, you get achievements even to post damn shit in this forum. Just saying....

 

[Oriebam]

And, by the way, in case you haven't noticed, you get achievements even to post damn shit in this forum. Just saying....

Joined: Feb 25, 2012

(it is a inescapable consequence of using newshit software, apparently)

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

I remember when achievements consisted of asking yourself "Did I do something that I enjoyed?"

I still don't understand why this is motivation for some people. What could they possibly put in?

"Achievement granted: X Marks The Spot - Pressed the x button 10 million times, beat game"

My understanding of the structure of achievements is partly dick-waving but mostly a way for people to check in on other people's progress in a game because, I dunno, social media shit is in with the suit/managerialist crowd. You look at some gamingbros' shit, see they are playing game X, and because of the way achievements are structured, you can usually see at what point your gaming bros are in the game by virtue of the DEFEATED DOUCHUS MAXIMUS AT THE TWEETER CENTER (15G) achievement and then chat or something. I guess I don't have a problem with that stuff; it's not for me, but it doesn't really harm me either. I mostly just ignore that shit. My issue is that the dick-waving ones could be done a lot better. Most just cap out at BEAT GAME ON HARDEST DIFFICULTY (50G) or OUR CONTENT IS SO SHIT WE NEED TO GIVE YOU AN ACHIEVEMENT TO CONVINCE ANYBODY TO EVEN CONSIDER PLAYING IT ALL (100G). They need to make the dick-waving achievements a little more impressive. Like SS Rank all of Devil May Cry 3 on Dante Must Die, beat Dark Souls without dying troll: okay...one death allowed), or completely avoiding combat in Fallout. Stuff that, while still dorky as all hell, is every so slightly less pathetic.

Of course if I were making a game and had to give achievements I'd be as sadistic as possible. Since all FAGBOX gaymes have 1000 GAYmerscore I'd make sadistic challenges worth points in the single digits adding up to 99 total if you complete all the challenges and then a bunch (well, nine) of high scoring "shame" achievements that all are in the triple digits encompassing things like using easy mode, enabling tutorials, zooming in on NPC's asses/chests too often, etc. Then if you get all of the challenge and shame achievements you get the last one, for one point, called GET A LIFE!

Yes, I like thinking abuut ways to torture fringe demographics, why do you ask ?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

You guys are overthinking it.