Fallout 3 Review: 4/10, not enough hookers

[A user named cat]

Just trying to come up with ways to find pleasure with feet. Did I miss anything? I wouldn't be surprised if some people out there got off to pedicures.

 

[dagorkan]

Stick a toe/foot in your ass?

 

[Shannow]

Comparing an ass fetish to a foot one is apples and oranges. As a male, you can fuck an ass. What are you going to a do with a foot? Dry hump it? Clip their toenails? Try to wedge your dick between their toes? Even breast fetishes are fine because tits are just awesome, but come on.. feet? Give me a break. I didn't even realize that existed until the internet became overpopulated with a million forms of porn.

God, just click the link I provided
It's no goatse and the girl is reasonably hot.
[EDIT] And if you are afraid of eternal damnation, malware or have simple moral objections against porn, the woman takes the dick between her feet and rubs it. The disturbing part is where the man licks and kisses the feet like tits. [/EDIT]

If anyone is still interested: tessera is latin for quadrangle and derived from the old-greek tessares = 4. And tessera is the name for the small pieces with which mosaics (also tesselations) are made. So for a modder working with textures not too stupid.

On another note: We're at page 4 and you know who hasn't made an appearance yet. Unusual.

 

[Wyrmlord]

Tessera once wrote this reply to me on a Bloodlines forum.

Because you know what, Sport..? Those nude bits you see on my skins came straight from Playboy centerfolds. Those ARE the real things. You are looking at an actual, live woman when you see those parts. So do I enjoy looking at them..? Yer damned tootin' I do. So do YOU... you're just programmed by a screwed-up society into believing that such things are "dirty." That's absurd, in my view.

Please grow up and get over it. If you don't like seeing beautiful things, then don't look at them. Make sure you stay out of any art museums, too... because most of them are filled with nude sculptures and paintings and you might have a nudity-induced heart attack.

Incidentally, the strength of your reaction says far more about you than it does about people who enjoy nudity: it says that you suffer from sexual insecurity and repression, thus you seek to impose your own shame upon others who do not suffer from such shame and guilt. Please keep that in mind and allow those of us who are better-adjusted to enjoy art for art's sake -- nude art included.

What I had said to him was that I thought it is nerdish and embarassing to be downloading mods for seeing virtual nudity.

Apparently, this is a sign that I suffer from sexual insecurity and repression and that I seek to impose my shame on others. Man, some people use alot of loaded language.

 

[dagorkan]

Supposedly all his models are based on real 'live' naked women who just queue up to pose for him in his penthouse flat, obviously because it's such a turn-on.

 

[uhjghvt]

we should start a pool on how long it takes tessera to make a naked children mod

 

[Talby]

I'm 110% sure Tessera is a hairy, fat, 45 year old virgin who lives in a one-room apartment overlooking the gas works.

 

[Norfleet]

This guy is a weirdo. I mean, he has this big hissyfit on his forum over people who don't indicate gender in their forum profiles...uh, why? What's the point? Does he just want peple to randomly fill some shit in? This is the INTERNET. Just because it SAYS something doesn't mean it's TRUE, so why bother saying anything at all? Guy just has a real creepy, skeezy vibe. I have to wash my computer now just from looking at that place.

 

[Volourn]

Maybe I'll join up as Princess Volourniasha. Would he notice?

 

[St. Toxic]

Apparently, this is a sign that I suffer from sexual insecurity and repression and that I seek to impose my shame on others.

You're saying you don't?

Still, downloading a ton of nude mods for a game, especially shitty games such as FO3 or Oblibilion, does give off an embarassing aura of sexual frustration as does making these types of mods yourself. The moment you're sticking a plastic dick on a Ken doll, the normal thought sequence should involve something like a scene where your co-workers visit your home, see the doll house of anatomically correct horrors and ask you what went through your head while you methodically carved Barbie a set of vaginal lips -- and since there's really no satisfactory answer to that question, to avoid any potential embarassment on your part, you make a mental note of hiding your little pet project from curious onlookers, which, in the mind of a grown and healthy person, should make the situation even more disturbing and make said person question his actual age and/or sanity.

At the same time, it is a case of sexual insecurity and repression. Much like most people don't bring up deviating sexual tastes in conversation at the fear of being judged unfairly, while there's no real fault in liking certain things that others haven't given any thought to. Relatively few people are comfortable in talking about their toilet habits, evendoh they have them in common with everyone else. These kinds of topics become alot more acceptable on the internet, as the value of other people's opinions is alot easier to nullify.

Briefly about the retexturing thing en all: anatomically correct game characters aren't embarassing or smutty (no more than the human body), but there has to be a certain point behind them being there in the first place. There's certainly no reason to put cocks and cunts in Oblivion, as encounters with genetalia was never a part of the game design, and isn't in any actual way able to tie in with the intended game design, and so the intent is perverted. But if we're talking about games with actual nudity and sexual content, not necessarily pornographic games at that, there's no good reason to cut off privates, as it won't be any more family friendly because of that badly thought out gesture.

 

[Drakron]

men like to watch lesbian porn, therefore women like to watch gay buttsex porn... right?

That is in fact correct ... who do you think writes "boys love" fanfic? or why there is so much Yaoi manga?

Why you think there is the term "Fat Yaoi Fangirl"?

 

[uhjghvt]

That is in fact correct ... who do you think writes "boys love" fanfic? or why there is so much Yaoi manga?

Why you think there is the term "Fat Yaoi Fangirl"?

look if girls who are into seeing men getting anally penetrated is your thing that's cool I'm not judging you but it is far from normal.

 

[Walkin' Dude]

The moment you're sticking a plastic dick on a Ken doll, the normal thought sequence should involve something like a scene where your co-workers visit your home, see the doll house of anatomically correct horrors and ask you what went through your head while you methodically carved Barbie a set of vaginal lips -- and since there's really no satisfactory answer to that question, to avoid any potential embarassment on your part, you make a mental note of hiding your little pet project from curious onlookers, which, in the mind of a grown and healthy person, should make the situation even more disturbing and make said person question his actual age and/or sanity.

You sound like you have some experience with this.

 

[Applegate's Breasts]

Tessera is like a horny Cleve.

 

[DefJam101]

That is in fact correct ... who do you think writes "boys love" fanfic? or why there is so much Yaoi manga?

Why you think there is the term "Fat Yaoi Fangirl"?

look if girls who are into seeing men getting anally penetrated is your thing that's cool I'm not judging you but it is far from normal.

It's far from normal because it's not an accepted norm of society. I don't find girl on girl action hot. At all. And yet I am expected to find it hot because 'other guys do'. No they don't, they find it hot because people tell them it's hot. Just like people tell them that skinny fuck anorexic twigs are hot. The flaccid penis is easily fooled.

 

[A user named cat]

It's far from normal because it's not an accepted norm of society. I don't find girl on girl action hot. At all. And yet I am expected to find it hot because 'other guys do'. No they don't, they find it hot because people tell them it's hot. Just like people tell them that skinny fuck anorexic twigs are hot. The flaccid penis is easily fooled.

Lesbian porn is about the only porn I can stand to watch. Who wants to see and hear another dude fucking? Oh yes -- hairy asses, male grunting, scrotums and penises are so very hot. If anything, guys who enjoy straight porn are secretely homosexual. With the way cameras are positioned, you're forced to see this shit in close up views. I know you didn't directly speak of porn itself, but I'm making the obvious assumption. Is that what does it for you then, Frankie goes to Hollywood?

 

[dagorkan]

It's the combination of cock and pussy, because you can imagine it being your cock sliding into the pussy. Doesn't mean that cock turns you on, just that you lack a bit of imagination. Like immershun and isometric/1st person/3rd person perspectives in RPGs, it depends on personal preference.

 

[A user named cat]

I guess I lack the imagination then as simply seeing a hairy grunting dude and his package turns me the fuck off. Especially when the camera zooms into the absolute worst areas. The naked male body is not an attractive sight.

 

[Dire Roach]

Man I hate those mid to late 90's porn videos that constantly cut away from the action to show the dude's face.

 

[St. Toxic]

You sound like you have some experience with this.

Is "Understatement" your middle name?

 

[uhjghvt]

It's far from normal because it's not an accepted norm of society. I don't find girl on girl action hot. At all. And yet I am expected to find it hot because 'other guys do'. No they don't, they find it hot because people tell them it's hot. Just like people tell them that skinny fuck anorexic twigs are hot. The flaccid penis is easily fooled.

I hate to break it to you but you aren't a rebel, everyone knows that negroes dig fat chicks

 

[Forest Dweller]

Damn, if I'd known I'd cause this much of a stir I'd never have posted that boner pic.

So, to remedy, I think I'll bring to your attention this mod.

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

St. toxic is a sexual tyrannosaurus so take anything about women and sex as fact.

 

[darthdarther]

I guess I lack the imagination then as simply seeing a hairy grunting dude and his package turns me the fuck off. Especially when the camera zooms into the absolute worst areas. The naked male body is not an attractive sight.

About all this hairiness... male porn stars tend to shave/wax themselves nowadays. What kind of '70s relics are you watching?

 

[Suchy]

What's the difference, dick's a dick. Instant turnoff. Lesbian porn ftw... as long as the lesbians look like women, not womyn.