Squeenix Final Fantasy VII Remake Integrade - now on Steam

[cruel]

Single 50s video proving that the game is not shit and Codex would love it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFgxcvTOvLc

 

[SerratedBiz]

Single 50s video proving that the game is not shit and Codex would love it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFgxcvTOvLc

Can people stop posting this retard's videos without a warning? Now Youtube wants to know if I want to watch any other crap involving mongoloids.

 

[†††]

Can people stop posting this retard's videos without a warning? Now Youtube wants to know if I want to watch any other crap involving mongoloids.

 

[Perkel]

So i decided to try it.

Jesus fucking christ. What a shitbucket.
Looks like someone who wrote this shit was trying to make Advent Children into game (which i hated) rather than to actually ramake FF7.

And english voice acting is super atrocious which is further down with help of one of the worst written dialogs ever.

And if that wasn't enough they non fucking stop hold your hand, a fucking crack in wall ? yeah you need wait for everyone first and then you have to stop go under it and get out which is as clunky as it sounds.

The one liners are insanely bad and almost never land.
ALT + F4 when i saw Aeris flailing on street time stopped by Sephiroth.

Like literally how bad you need to be to fuck up FF7 opening which is simple and hooks you immediately. Moreover all nuance was taken out of opening and bores you to death with shitty dialogs.

 

[Tyrr]

And english voice acting is super atrocious

Why would anyone play a Japanese game with Californian VA?

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

VA? Virginia? Vagina? ….. oh Voice acting. My bad. Carry on.

 

[Grampy_Bone]

Actually I quite liked the VA. They all sound exactly how I'd expect them do. Barret and Cloud play off each other well. The running up 60 flights of stairs scene is especially good. It's better than sephiroth being from Nsync.

Yes it's an obnoxious corridor walk because square enix is agoraphobic or something something Midgar is oppressive, and the plot ghosts are super dumb. Fantastic combat though.

 

[Arthandas]

If anyone's interested, I tried to remove the Commands menu.

 

[Haplo]

That's a nice looking interactive movie.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

VA? Virginia? Vagina? ….. oh Voice acting. My bad. Carry on.

I can't button so I just wanted to say this post made me lmao. Anyways fuck these games. Let me know when you're not forced to play as a queer. The great sword is nice though. Can't deny it's iconic.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

 

[Ash]

It's a full game with a climax. It just doesn't wrap up everything. This is like complaining that Mass Effect isn't a "full game" or Knights of the Republic 2 isn't a "full game" or the Witcher 2 isn't a "full game" and so on.

A "full game" absolutely filled to the brim with filler, simp bait, shit content, hand-holding, endless corridors, maximum cringe, and the lamest pantomime there ever was. For the sweet price of 90 bucks for part 1 of 3. You really will play anything and it makes me sad. This shit is an absolute disgrace to Sakaguchi's Final Fantasy.

 

[Yosharian]

It's a full game with a climax. It just doesn't wrap up everything. This is like complaining that Mass Effect isn't a "full game" or Knights of the Republic 2 isn't a "full game" or the Witcher 2 isn't a "full game" and so on.

A "full game" absolutely filled to the brim with filler, simp bait, shit content, hand-holding, endless corridors, maximum cringe, and the lamest pantomime there ever was. For the sweet price of 90 bucks for part 1 of 3. You really will play anything and it makes me sad. This shit is an absolute disgrace to Sakaguchi's Final Fantasy.

Ok now tell us how you really feel