First 16 minutes of Dragon Turd 2

[Black]

Yo uare gay fagot

 

[Jaesun]

duh. Got any other obvious revelations to share with the class?

 

[Gondolin]

Not going to torrent. Not going to play. May read a Codexian LP for the lulz. God, this looks, reads and sounds stunningly bad.

 

[The Feral Kid]

I could only stand to watch it until the cutscene where the female characters are having blood splashed all over their face. Seriously, if a massive bukkake had taken place instead of a battle and their faces were covered in cum instead of blood they would look much less vulgar and grotesque.

 

[racofer]

I, for one, am anxiously waiting for March 8th so I can finally torrent this game and have a great time playing it.

 

[Metro]

and.... your point Metro?

I feel dirty just owning a PS3 controller for PC to play stuff like Meat Boy... I am, however, jealous that you can play Castle Crashers.

 

[racofer]

Why would you be jealous? With that controller you can have a much better time downloading a Seja Genesis/Mega Drive emulator and the Streets of Rage series and play a proper beat-em-up game.

 

[Jaesun]

and.... your point Metro?

I feel dirty just owning a PS3 controller for PC to play stuff like Meat Boy... I am, however, jealous that you can play Castle Crashers.

I don't play rpg's on either one (except for some of the classic jrpgs for the PS3). Hell I mainly use them for netflix mostly.

I haven't played castle crashers yet. I don't even know what that is?

 

[Mangoose]

Castle Crashers = cheap sidescrolling beatemup game with knights that can cast magic. Though it still isn't really fun (just like any other beatemup) unless you have gaming roommates.

 

[J_C]

and.... your point Metro?

I feel dirty just owning a PS3 controller for PC

Really? You are having some serious problem dude.

 

[poetic codex]

I'm honestly surprised at the poor quality of the voice acting which is cringe inducing at certain points.

I thought that one of the reasons for the so-so graphics/art style was that they spent the money on production value$ which includes professional voice acting. Maybe it's the forced accents, but the VA sounds really bad to my ears.

I also see that they still kept that weird color scheme for the UI, and I thought that was just for the alpha builds.

Combat seems OK, but I'm not too thrilled at the thought of fighting wave after wave of cannon fodder. Hopefully there is better encounter design later on.

 

[Xor]

The reason for the so/so graphics is consoles. I can only assume the art style is bad because Bioware's artists are either incompetent or lazy.

I think it would be naive to assume the encounter design will be anything different from the first game. There are only 3 classes and the abilities are fairly bland so even if they actually build unique enemies for every encounter (which is unlikely), it'll still feel like the same battle over and over.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

I, for one, am anxiously waiting for March 8th so I can finally torrent this game and have a great time playing it.

For reals? I can understand enjoying Mass Effect, but you're honestly looking forward to not removing DA2 from inventory?

Though I guess from your perspective I'm worse, since I'm planning on buying FNV DLC.

 

[racofer]

Though I guess from your perspective I'm worse, since I'm planning on buying FNV DLC.

I've grown past the age of passing judgment on other people for their tastes, although it does kinda make you look like an idiot.

 

[Dr.Faust]

Of course I will torrent this. How am I supposed to hate it if I don't know the intricate details of suck?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/catarrowSP_450x350.jpg

YOU CAN FEEL THE IMPACT OF EVERY SHOT!

Hmmm... Technically, the cat is still alive, thus this doesn't qualify as a "dead animcal pic".

 

[racofer]

This will open an unwanted precedent, DU.

 

[SerratedBiz]

I, for one, am glad they've finally ported God of War to the PC.

 

[DraQ]

Also, fuck you Crispy. You've no right to talk about shitty games since you support them.

This.

You're not paying for games - you can have those for free. You're paying for next games like those you're buying.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate problem.

 

[kris]

Is witcher 2 set in France?

 

[Oesophagus]

I think what Bioware really want to do is a sidescroller. Or a God of War clone. They're not much into RPGs, that's for sure

 

[Black]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O066PDpCNUw#t=11m30s

extreme action combat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRz2uerF ... ge#t=2137s

Apparently it's not that rare as biodrones would like us to think.

 

[UndetectedButthurt]

Bumping DA2 threads to the top.