12- Ducky Momo helps black people
Back in Whiterun, my attack on the Thalmor was already becoming as popular as a children bedtime story.
I decided to settle down at the inn.
When I entered the city though, some warriors were looking for a redguard woman, I promised to help them, so when I saw this lady, I couldn't resist.
Looks like trouble was everywere in Skyrim
I was tempted to strike her down, but that would alert the people downstairs.
I gave her a wierd look, why couldn't I just report her?
In fact, she gave me several reasons to run to the local townguards.
Hah, I had... experience with Thalmor.
Ok, this doesn't sound too hard.
Luckily, I was the Thane of Whiterun, so getting in the dungeon should be easy.
He didn't sacre me, I wasn't the one locked up and behind bars.
He seemed reasonable. I agreed
I pointed at my fine elven armor, would any begaar be able to afford THAT!
Well ladida, I'll be off
I was on the road again.
I said goodday to these folks, but they didn't seem very talkative.
I could smell bandits, that and the stench of elven pee on my armor.
Give yourself your last rites!
I was going to crush you, that's what!
More archers came to kill me. It was a waste of time. Eventually I killed them all and moved on.
I crouched, I saw a mammoth in the distance, luckily, I didn't spot a giant.
I happily bounced around, I felt like I was a little kid again.
Hmmm. This looked like some shrine.
Yep, definately. I looted whatever people left behind for their gods.
There's the cave entrance
Storm of Zehir - Jungle Combat
It's time to kill, kill, kill and well, kill
The cave was poorly lit, ideal for ambushes.
Hmmm. Odd bedroll choice.
I gently swinged my sword, the fights only lasted mere seconds.
Not even dat cleavage could disteact me from my goal!
I tried to sneak by, then kill the man from behind.
Hmm. unexpected, I lowered my sword... for now.
Ah, but this, changes things.
I was drowning in water, I made my way up.
I nodded, these guys gave me an uneasy feeling though.
I agreed, no traitors should surive, they should pay for their crimes.
I actually suprised myself, I was better at lying than I thought.
Let's hope those guys kept their promise.
I could tell the woman was frightened, the last thing she expected to see, yet there he was. I almost felt sorry for her.
He then unleashed a spell, which stuns her.
I eagerly nodded, I was satisfied he'd kept his end of the bargain.
We shook hands, then he parted, with the redguard woman. My work here was done.