Gahahaha, let's play Sengoku Rance! (NSFW)

[WhiskeyWolf]

I'm butthurt, leave me alone.

 

[ghostdog]

So...

Spoiler

Sill was frozen. Tell me there is a fucking way to unfreeze her.

 

[Jim Cojones]

So...

Spoiler

Sill was frozen. Tell me there is a fucking way to unfreeze her.

There is no way.

 

[BirdsCanFly]

At least not in Rance 7, maybe in 8? :3

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

This sounds tragic. Is Kenshin-chan going to be okay?

 

[ghostdog]

So...

Spoiler

Sill was frozen. Tell me there is a fucking way to unfreeze her.

There is no way.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

As soon as I finish the turn my glorious armies take two of Iga’s strong-points. We also obtain a speed textbook thanks to this.

Oh God! It’s the Power Rangers! No, wait a moment…

So five additional units join Iga, they are better then the usual units but not much.

So the ninja counter-attack, and we get this event.

Suzume kills her without mercy.

Pathetic force.

I fucking hate ninjas Assassination skill! Reload!

Die bastards!

*Between the turn*
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Turn #71

3G in overdrive.

Guilty as charged.

Looted stuff is used right away.

Free points!

Damn right.

Now time to clear another character.

I skipped this part because it was long, tedious and had no nudity in it. The thing you have to know is that Kenshi kicked Laila’s ass.

Let’s hit it once more.

creepy solo performance

She drinks like a real Pole.

This is just too easy.

My -o-meter is beyond the scale.

Leila knows Rance pretty good

:sumg:

I don’t know about you but I find incredibly funny when a serial-rapist gets “milked” by a woman.

We used the last Fan to get this event. It’s some stupid adventure that raises Kentarou’s level.

By fucking 5! Straight from 25lvl to 30lvl. It can be used in each round and there is more then one.

I finally remembered I have cash to spare. I keep my bank account beyond 50000gold because each turn I get 2000 additional gold from assets (commander ability).

End of Turn #71
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Next time we get around to fuck Isoroku.

 

[Mrowak]

So...

Spoiler

Sill was frozen. Tell me there is a fucking way to unfreeze her.

There is no way.

Yep, unfortunately that's true.

If you don't have her support in battle with Masamune prepare yourself for major rape. Plus, it seems to me you're not going to catch Nogiku so you will face "regenerating" Masamune which means double rape. The only workaround it I can see is leveling up Rance to lv aprox. 83 (I took that number out of my ass) and one shot kill the eyeball with Rance Attack.

Perhaps you shouldn't concern yourself over it too much. I don't know if anyone who ever managed to do 60% of what the game has to offer in first playthrough without resorting to save-scamming and walkthroughs.

That's why Sengoku Rance is so perfect despite being hentai game (that one pisses me off. I really would like to go to people and say: "Lads and Lasses! Drop SC2, Final Fantasies and other bullshit. I've found the game of Games!!!," without coming across as a major pervated child-rapist nerd ).

 

[Mrowak]

Next time we get around to fuck Isoroku.

Rance approves

Btw, I suppose I won't volunteer to do Isoroku's route after this one comes to an end?

 

[Erebus]

It's pretty funny to see Leila give Rance more (and less) than he bargained for.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Next time we get around to fuck Isoroku.

Hurrays!

 

[Krash]

Incest is for perverts... Only in Japan would you need to spell that shit out



Oh, and MOAR

 

[ghostdog]

:sumg:

^ When the excitement and smugness levels are so high, that you fail at presenting emoticons...

Next time we get around to fuck Isoroku.

 

[Luzur]

maybe helping Sill will be a plot int he next game, cant see Rance just leaving her like that.

 

[BirdsCanFly]

Spoiler

I wonder if the sterilizing effect still continues when she is like that. Rance could get into some serious trouble otherwise.

 

[Jim Cojones]

maybe helping Sill will be a plot int he next game, cant see Rance just leaving her like that.

Spoiler

"Actually, I'll do something about it. I'm a hero. There's nothing I can't do."

[...]

"I am going on a journey. I am going back to the continent. I heard from 3G that Color's tribe has a secret art that can melt eternal ice.

I don't know if it can melt that ice but...

Well, I'm sure it will work while I go over there. I am going to have them tell me the technique and come back here."



"And I'll have sex with them while I'm at it. Gahahaha"

It's pretty funny to see Leila give Rance more (and less) than he bargained for.

That's definitely my favourite sex scene in Rance. Although the ones with Ran and Kurohime are hilarious as well.

 

[kazgar]

 

[Fafnir]

Moar?

 

[anus_pounder]

yes plz

 

[ComradeCommissar]

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Shut up, I'm working on it.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

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*Between the turn*

That wasn’t a battle… it was a mass-suicide.

*Between the turn*
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Turn #72

Golden thought of the day.

For some strange reason you can only get this event at the beginning of the turn. If you use a Fan for something else it disappears.

BOOBS!

BOOBS!

Time to finally clear this godforsaken dungeon where Ran “fell apart”.

Of course the monsters were banal, shit, boring so I skipped the battles.

Concerning the loot, there were a few things here… including an awesome item.

We found four SQ-Cups…

…and this thing.

Next event.

Remember when I told you (Turn 71, page earlier) that the events that pimp-up this faggot by 5lvl renew every turn… well, apparently not. WW made the blunder of a life-time!

Fuck! I’m not recruiting another Monk, I just miss-captured. I’m actually visiting the “item shop”. You buy shit her for ogre bones you find in every dungeon.

Now this item is THE shit.

“All knowing God” is an item that heals all our troops.

The K.H. dude adds +2 skill to exploration.

Now this thing… err, you get the idea. I will leave it unequipped for now.

Now, the enemies will feel my power, Gahahah!

A warrior unit exceeding two thousand troops. Marvelous.

Now look at that, our army reached the 30k.

End of Turn #72
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Now fuck you, I’m going back to “Honor Among Enemies”.

 

[Erebus]

As far as having sex is concerned, Rance is a regular Sun Tzu.

 

[ghostdog]

Let's see you tackle Orochi.

 

[ComradeCommissar]

How many women/great treasures are we at?