I know most of you don't give a fuck but I wrote up short personal reviews for each title on this piece of shit, see this as a guide for why you should download a SNES emulator and pirate these roms.
Contra III: The Alien Wars - 8/10
Fine mindless action game. Great for what it tries to do.
Donkey Kong Country - 5/10
Really overrated garbage. Looks like shit too. Boring gameplay.
Earthbound - 1/10
One of the most pretentious JRPGs ever created. Entirely overrated hipster trash. Linear as fuck, shallow combat, no replayability. This game is responsible for garbage like Undertale.
Final Fantasy III (VI) - 7/10
Fine JRPG, slightly overrated. A bit shallow until the end of the game when you unlock the summon system, which was the precursor to the materia system in FF7. Story is over hyped. People say Kefka is the best FF villain but really he's just an insane person in clown make up. Good for 1 playthrough.
F-ZERO - 8/10
Fine racer for what it tries to be. Controls well and has a pretty cool aesthetic. Better than Mario Kart.
Kirby Super Star - 10/10
This is the BEST Kirby game. Every mainline Kirby game that came out afterwards tries to be this game and fails (some come close). Played this a shit ton when it came out. Not very challenging but very fun, has co-op which is hit or miss.
Kirby’s Dream Course - 0/10
Lol
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - 9/10
Great game, possibly the best Zelda title. Like Super Star, this is the game that every Zelda game tries to be and fails at on most levels. OoT was basically this game in 3D format.
Mega Man X - 8/10
Great challenging platformer. Have played this game several times and personally know a few autistic people who speedrun this game like crazy.
Secret of Mana - 7/10
Interestin JRPG, haven't beaten it but played about 10 hours and though it was well done. Multiple character options.
Star Fox - 5/10
It's ok, has not aged well at all. Only time I played this was a long time ago when I was in the hospital for something I don't even remember now, maybe a bad association but I never cared for it. people.
Star Fox 2 - idk
Never played, never will.
Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting - 6/10
A classic, but it hasn't aged well. May have spawned an entire genre of countless rip offs but that doesn't make it any good especially when every game that came afterwards did everything better.
Super Castlevania IV - 8/10
Meh, not the best "classic" style Castlevania by any means.
Super Ghouls ’n Ghosts - 10/10
Fun, challenging. Doesn't take itself very seriously. Can't get much better than this for mindless fun.
Super Mario Kart - 7/10
Play Kario Kart 64 instead.
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars - 4/10
Overhyped JRPG garbage. Slow, boring, shallow. No reason to touch this unless you're an insane Mario fanboy.
Super Mario World - 9/10
This is the most fun I've had with a Mario game. Very good addition. Lots of content, power-ups, etc. Good platforming.
Super Metroid - 8/10
Pretty fun, slightly overhyped. Spawned the Metroidvania nonsense. Fun game with good exploration for a platformer (for it's time). Every game that copied its formula does it better but this is a good introduction.
Super Punch-Out!! - 6/10
It's Super Punch-Out. You know how this game works. You either like it or you don't.
Yoshi’s Island - 7/10
Interesting platformer, feels nice and responsive. Escort gimmick detracts from the game.