GOG.com

[catfood]

No, it gets naughtier!!!

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

https://af.gog.com/en/news/explore_3_engaging_titles_from_elasto_mania_team?as=1649904300

Looks like they're now selling flash games that everyone already played on Newgrounds 20 years ago. Can't wait for the Yeti Sports release.

Playing Devil's Advocate here (for this post alone), but getting Flash-games to run properly nowadays is now considered a Bitch-and-a-Half... so it's not that much of a stretch for GOG.

(They have plenty of other Stretches to deal with already.)

Good grief! -.-!


I had to look at their other previews

 

[4249]

What the fuck does Elasto Mania have to do with flash games?

 

[Fronzel Neekburm]

Western gamedev: "Muh objectification of women in video games! Muh male gaze!"

Chinese gamedev: "Hold my beer!"

Time limited giveaway (until Feb 3rd): two skins for Bright Memory: Infinite.
Bright Memory: Infinite Cheongsam (New Year) DLC
Bright Memory: Infinite Cheongsam (Blue Flowers) DLC

If you don't own the game you can still "purchase" the DLC as gift keys (just enter your own email as the recipient) and redeem them later.

 

[makchanka]

GOG says

Beware of Sanity Loss

"Take a hike!"

You're welcome for the parody, red haired insurance salesperson lady.

what the fuck happened to Willow's teeth dude wtf

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Western gamedev: "Muh objectification of women in video games! Muh male gaze!"

Chinese gamedev: "Hold my beer!"

Time limited giveaway (until Feb 3rd): two skins for Bright Memory: Infinite.
Bright Memory: Infinite Cheongsam (New Year) DLC
Bright Memory: Infinite Cheongsam (Blue Flowers) DLC

If you don't own the game you can still "purchase" the DLC as gift keys (just enter your own email as the recipient) and redeem them later.

Is she going to caulk and seal my house so it is more heat/cool efficient and keep out bugs?

 

[catfood]

https://af.gog.com/game/lets_ride_silver_buckle_stables?as=1649904300




GIDDYAP, cowboy!

 

[Abu Antar]

DarkUnderlord

 

[Koschey]

https://af.gog.com/game/lets_ride_silver_buckle_stables?as=1649904300




GIDDYAP, cowboy!

Considering the recent string of porn games released on GOG, I don't think I want to watch this trailer.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Nothing porn related unless they mod the game. There ain't no way it'll be like that idie game where horse SIZE matters.

 

[Morpheus Kitami]

Just when you think GOG has scraped the bottom of the barrel, you find out they're digging a hole under the barrel. They're going to dig a hole straight to the other side of the world, wherever that is from Poland.

 

[Ismaul]

They're going to dig a hole straight to the other side of the world

Doesn't that mean that by scraping the bottom of the barrel, they're going to come out on top?

 

[MiguelSerranoFan]

I mentioned GOG in passing to a friend a few days ago and he asked me, "is that one of those stolen game key sites?" I had to explain to him that they're totally different because stolen game key sites actually have a good selection of games.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

Just when you think GOG has scraped the bottom of the barrel, you find out they're digging a hole under the barrel. They're going to dig a hole straight to the other side of the world, wherever that is from Poland.

 

[wishbonetail]

If I get enough kitties for pussy petting do I get free Codex Brand Cat Food?

Anyway.... speaking of pussy...

I've Fallen into Ruins that Makina cures by revealing her nipple size

RPG maker VN eh?



A gameplay vid... music and sound aren't terrible.

Naughty Bits or Bad outfits?

Fallen ~Makina and the City of Ruins~ – Official Makina Cosplay by Harriet Sugarcookie

I guess that is as naughty as it gets???

Why, GOG? Why? When there's good solid stuff like Alvora/Voidspire Tactics, Horizon's Gate, Shadows of Adam, Echoes of Aetheria, Skyborn, City of Chains they chose most boring generic looking RPGmaker EroGe in existence. I mean there's scores of shit like this. What's next? Meltys Quest?

 

[Endemic]

Why, GOG? Why? When there's good solid stuff like Alvora/Voidspire Tactics, Horizon's Gate, Shadows of Adam, Echoes of Aetheria, Skyborn, City of Chains they chose most boring generic looking RPGmaker EroGe in existence. I mean there's scores of shit like this. What's next? Meltys Quest?

No? https://af.gog.com/games?releaseStatuses=upcoming&page=1&as=1649904300

 

[wishbonetail]

Why, GOG? Why? When there's good solid stuff like Alvora/Voidspire Tactics, Horizon's Gate, Shadows of Adam, Echoes of Aetheria, Skyborn, City of Chains they chose most boring generic looking RPGmaker EroGe in existence. I mean there's scores of shit like this. What's next? Meltys Quest?

No? https://af.gog.com/games?releaseStatuses=upcoming&page=1&as=1649904300

To fuck with this list. It will be Meltys Quest. I know it. And then maybe Princess Trainer.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

I want to see new Microprose games on GOG, not any of this shit.

 

[Old One]

Ok Boomer.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

They'll secure Panty Raider and crap like that.

 

[lightbane]

I'm still waiting for the GOG links to fucking work already.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Which links?

 

[Semiurge]

I mentioned GOG in passing to a friend a few days ago and he asked me, "is that one of those stolen game key sites?" I had to explain to him that they're totally different because stolen game key sites actually have a good selection of games.

Another difference is that they both have games cracked by the scene, but only GOG makes you pay for them.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Is cdkeys.com piracy? Sometimes they have deals that are damn cheap. There are a few others as well I believe.

[btw, the fucking pathfinding of sites on the codex is pretty awesome. I only typed the name and it autolinked. I didn't use the link icon or paste... I gotta try that again.... isthereanydeal.com ]

 

[Abu Antar]

Is cdkeys.com piracy? Sometimes they have deals that are damn cheap. There are a few others as well I believe.

They're grey market. They get cheap copies from certain regions, to have cheap prices. I only bought ELEX at release, but no issues were had.