Grimoire Thread

[Lady_Error]

Fag

Inject T

 

[Rpguy]

I did this on a Wednesday and awoke Saturday morning

That explains many things. You sure sleep a lot!

 

[Zep Zepo]

Try doing a pre exhaust before you do any kind of pullover

I do a a few pre exhausts before I do the pullover when I give the old lady the Dutch Oven.

Zep--

 

[Dorateen]

GOLDEN ERA GAMES [developer] 3 hours ago

Physical backers will get their goods shipped when Grimoire finally goes on GOG next year at some point. The backers will get DRM free copies.

I can't wait for the grand Grimoire unboxing.

 

[Whiny-Butthurt-Liberal]

 

[Razor44]

And its still mostly negative In Mid October lol.

Kinda reminds me of Failship Studios.

 

[valcik]

So the big lawsuit against folks insulting Grimoire has to be postponed? What a bummer.
Cleve have you considered writing a book? Could be a goldmine on Australian market:

Spoiler

 

[mondblut]

Do you even lift Sap?

Do I look like a docker?

 

[Dorateen]

And its still mostly negative In Mid October lol.

Mostly negative is slightly positive.

Spoiler

 

[Biggus]

Roadmap? Who needs one when all roads lead to a dead end. You got what you deserved Calvin, and despite what you think, despite your blathering, the rest of the world agrees. 360,000 sales? I think not.

 

[Lady_Error]

My guess is that the biggest issue is the still missing manual.

 

[Jimmious]

My guess is that the biggest issue is the still missing manual.

I would say that the biggest issue is that the game is already a niche title in a niche genre and it has (or had, I don't really know anymore) a fuckton of bugs.
How on earth can it attract any people outside the really small subset of whoever likes old-school blobbers?

 

[DavidBVal]

Manual is an issue, niche is an issue as well... But Cleve's attitude is the biggest issue IMHO. What is funny here is not considered so out there in the real world. He should have reacted differently to the critical voices.

 

[GandGolf]

What is funny here is not considered so out there in the real world.

Some of Cleve's statements can be considered very much "out there", probably even more so in the real world.

 

[PEACH]

I assume he means it's not considered funny in the real world in contrast to the reception to a lot of Cleve's antics and braggadocio here.

 

[tekknej]

Playtime total: 04:24 (average) 05:38 (median)

is that hours or minutes of Pure Incline?

 

[Country_Gravy]

Sales sucked. That's why he was out looking for a job. He will probably end up on welfare.

$40 was retarded. $4.99 looks like a better price point.

 

[mondblut]

How on earth can it attract any people outside the really small subset of whoever likes old-school blobbers?

Indeed. And more importantly, why it should?

 

[Andhaira]

Also the bunker probably needs an upgrade.

Definitely needs a gold throne.

Is this the model Taluntain uses?

 

[Spiky]

Good to see sales are still going strong. I am also excited to put my sap hands on the manual next friday.

 

[Dorateen]

The world's rejection of Grimoire, only confirms Grimoire's excellence.

 

[c2007]

Cleve should put his gym stories in Grimoire manual. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Free tip to all bros. Try doing a pre exhaust before you do any kind of pullover to exhaust your arms and force yourself to pull with your lats. I would only do it once a week tops but seriously you will not believe the difference. I did this on a Wednesday and awoke Saturday morning to hear the ripping sound of my T-Shirt as two gigantic dragon wings emerged on my back.

Also, do the deadlift at least three times a month to failure. If I am a crusty undead mummy still getting results on this stuff imagine what vital healthy young bros can expect doing these things. Flush the steroids down the sink and try this sh*t it works that is the truth.

Fag

Your name is Country Gravy, ffs.

Is it Billie Bob's gravy on your face, or Tex Cobb's gravy up your ass?

 

[Zep Zepo]

It's funny to see Cleve's ill gotten gains, being paid to the original engine developer...Sham must be laughing all the way to the bank.

Cleve, 10 people are playing your game...give up while you still have money left. Don't be a complete and total idiot....I know that's hard for you, but try.

Zep--

 

[Lady_Error]

Shams is taking over:

Shams

18 Oct @ 12:02pm
Everyone, *please* tone this down. We are here to discuss Grimoire, avoid any personal attacks. If it was up to me, I would insta-ban anyone posting personal attacks

Secondly, we all want the same thing - Grimoire being "perfect" - defect free, features perfect and complete, and a lot more.

We are working on it. If anything, I want to avoid spending too much posting on here - as it eats up the little "spare" time I have for Grimoire.

I work fulltime, and have a wife and 2 (screaming) kids that need my attention. I'm not going to lie - there is a considerable amount of work needed at my end, and I'm working on it.

The roadmap has been updated with my priority tasks - and I'll post an update hopefully by the end of the weekend.

Shams

12 Oct @ 9:51pm
Grimoire Roadmap

Now that Grimoire has reached a level of relative stability, we are working out where to direct our energies next.

This is an initial list of potential improvements - unsorted for now.

(1) - Shams's current task

--- Engine Tasks (Sorted) ---

• (1) - Replace Fastgraph with OpenGL. This will enable Grimoire to run windowed or full-screen, and at any size
  
• Review how the mouse works, and rewrite the mouse handling if possible. This will correct any mouse movement issues, mouse driver issues, and make the mouse silky smooth.
  
• Improve the UI handling of the scrollbars
  
• Look at an independent "scale" for the game (3D) window. This will potentially allow the 3D to scale to fullscreen, with portraits and items projected over it
  
• (O) - Get the existing fonts working within OGL
  
• (O) - Add support for TrueType fonts, which will give Cleve flexibility re: fonts

--- Steam Integration ---

• Support for cloud saves (* game files and RPG library)
  
• Support for Steam stats integration (e.g. time played, battles fought, number of deaths, etc)
  
• Support Steam achievements

--- Game Improvements (General) ---

• Speed up loading
  
• TODO

(O) - may be optional tasks. If they are not needed - bonus.

 

[Lady_Error]

The manual is the new "it's not coming out" of the whiners. And as I said, Cleve is not doing himself any favors by not pointing out that he wants to release the full manual now instead of a shorter version that was originally intended.