(With all apologies to fellow fans of Jayne Cobb and Firefly.)
Cleve!
The Man they call Cleve!
He's lied for 10 years, and he'll lie for 10 more,
He lives in a cave, with a big metal door.
Our mistrust of him now, ain't hard to believe,
The man behind Grimoire, the man they call Cleve!
Now Cleve saw the Codex's interest waning,
He feared RPGWatch would forget.
Our belief in his words, beyond straining,
Our attention he needed, you bet.
So he said, "Please indulge my neurosis!"
"Pay attention to me, please!"
So Cleve redesigned his site,
The golden baby still shone bright,
A new 'release date' he announced, with such ease.
He's lied for 10 years, and he'll lie for 10 more,
He lives in a cave, with a big metal door.
Our mistrust of him now, ain't hard to believe,
The man behind Grimoire, the man they call Cleve!
Now here is what separates rampant narcissists
From common folk like you and I
The man they call Cleve
Was hard to believe
He'd never eaten humble pie.
You see he couldn't hold a simple promise
He couldn't tell the honest truth
And the man they call Cleve
Was hard to believe
His demeanor, was simply, uncouth.
He's lied for 10 years, and he'll lie for 10 more,
He lives in a cave, with a big metal door.
Our mistrust of him now, ain't hard to believe,
The man behind Grimoire, the man they call Cleve!
(All in good fun. I actually hope he finishes the damn thing. Would love to play it someday.)
The tune can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh1RkW1of6E