Game News Grimoire to be released tomorrow

[Phage]

Unfortunately good sir, I know what a brian surgeon is from lurking. It might be too late for me =/

 

[Brother None]

I'm playing it right now. The download link is hidden but it's on the front page.

It's actually pretty good. GameBanshee review in a week or so.

 

[Phage]

So, BN, will it make an appearance on your top 15 list?

 

[Claw]

GameBanshee review in a week or so.

It better. Your credibility as a game reviewer is at stake.

 

[Brother None]

So, BN, will it make an appearance on your top 15 list?

Yes. Coming March 2011.

 

[Phage]

And to think that I used to check the NMA forums regularly to see if that thing had been updated =/

Of course, I never registered since gmail accounts are apparently only for spam robots like myself.

 

[Ion Flux]

I'm playing it right now. The download link is hidden but it's on the front page.

It's actually pretty good. GameBanshee review in a week or so.

My awesome web page navigation skill says that you are pulling my leg. You do get credit for making me look for the hidden link though.

 

[Luzur]

I'm playing it right now. The download link is hidden but it's on the front page.

It's actually pretty good. GameBanshee review in a week or so.

My awesome web page navigation skill says that you are pulling my leg. You do get credit for making me look for the hidden link though.

i did a check too, all i could find hidden was this:

The impossible is about to happen!

 

[Brother None]

И цаньт бе...ханг он...I can't believe you guys actually checked.

And to think that I used to check the NMA forums regularly to see if that thing had been updated =/

I know rite

Some day. I really need to replay thed #5 and #1, then I'll do them all in one sitting. Some day. Once I get done with all these jobs for GB.

Of course, I never registered since gmail accounts are apparently only for spam robots like myself.

Fine, I'll unban gmail again.

 

[Schattenjäger]

Somewhere deep in the australian outback....

Cleveland Mark Blakemore is in his bunker, fapping furiously to this thread.

 

[HanoverF]

I'm playing it right now. The download link is hidden but it's on the front page.

It's actually pretty good. GameBanshee review in a week or so.

My awesome web page navigation skill says that you are pulling my leg. You do get credit for making me look for the hidden link though.

i did a check too, all i could find hidden was this:

The impossible is about to happen!

Moar like ITZ about to HITZ

 

[Schattenjäger]

Man, this must be about the 20th time Cleve trolls the codex.

That time when he threatened to sue the site was cool. But the 19 times he fed us Grimoire and Corpse Crew duds got kind of repetitive after the 5th time or so..

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

This thread makes me sad .

 

[Sceptic]

Why would it make you it sad? It's hilarious.

 

[MetalCraze]

So I'm playing this game and it's a consoletard popamole piece of shit

 

[Tails]

So I'm playing this game and it's a consoletard popamole piece of shit

Surprise, surprise.

 

[Liberal]

If your name is Cleveland Mark Blakemore, lying about working on a game = trolling for teh lulz.

How willing the little mortal minds are to redirect their abuse and contempt at themselves, when the real target is deemed too referential for safe deriding.

 

[CrimHead]

So I'm playing this game and it's a consoletard popamole piece of shit

 

[Grunker]

So I'm playing this game and it's a consoletard popamole piece of shit

You made a funny, Skyway!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

we've all been playing his game for a long time. character development. combat. prophets of doom. moral choices. what happens now, cleve? where's the ending to your story?

you know, grimoire is just another word for codex.

Ah...fuck...fuck...fcuk cukfdafcuckd

 

[Sceptic]

you know, grimoire is just another word for codex.

That is just... wow.

We've all been officially trolled.

ITZ coming.

 

[Kosmonaut]

Cleve should've been banned since that time when his doomsday predictions failed. He had a lot of chances of redeem himself, either by a correct prediction, or by releasing Failmoire.

Ditto with Corpse Crew.Ban his ass out of existence, I say.

In before, but he will return as sunshine.

 

[Fucking Quality Poster]

This is all just too funny. Fuckin Cleve man

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

ANOTHER APRIL FOOL'S DAY.

ANOTHER VICTORY.

JUST REMEMBER, TO ACTUALLY RELEASE THE GAME WOULD ONLY BRING AN END TO THIS JOY. FIFTEEN YEARS IN THE LULZ MUST NEVER DIE.

P.S. GRIMOIRE COMING JULY 2010. 100% FACTUAL TRUTHISM.



My wife was watching me play it last night in my study and she finally asked me the only question that will ever really matter ... Are you retarded? Why haven't you finished this yet?

 

[Kosmonaut]

Oh fuck Cleve, you the man... you the man.

"Eagerly awaiting" Grimoire release in july.