In Progress How could Itz happen to me?

[Kalin]

And so enters the Tanuki, giant-balled mystical raccoon-dog of the Far East!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog

A common schoolyard song in Japan makes explicit reference to the tanuki's testicles:

Tan Tan Tanuki no kintama wa,

Kaze mo nai no ni,​

Bura bura​

('"Tan-tan-tan", Your balls sway nicely / Though the wind stops blowing / They swing, swing, swing'). It continues for several verses, with many regional variations.

Said testicles are formidable indeed!

 

[Hirato]

Those eyes...
It's like they fed a giant Tanuki drugs, and encased it in Carbonite.

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

 

[felipepepe]

WON'T THIS EVER END? D:

 

[Shadenuat]

No, don't ask about boring stuff, ask the suicide girl about her FEELINGS that's what is important for womyn!

BAH!

 

[RK47]

 

[Ulminati]

WON'T THIS EVER END? D:

"Time is not your enemy. Forever is."

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

 

[RK47]

 

[abnaxus]

According to Brokenforum, in an awesome tweest, if you finished all routes

Spoiler

it turns out Kasumi = Satsuko

 

[RK47]

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That was braille letter telling the devs to go fuck themselves.

 

[abnaxus]

Theres even end boss

Spoiler

 

[RK47]

..... ok not gonna click that, now u make me want to skyway the fuck out of this game.

 

[Shadenuat]

I used ArtMoney to max all skills and still had to reload twelve times to get one ending, then uninstalled the game.
I'm not sure what kind of life one has to live to actually get to final boss.

 

[Ulminati]

According to Brokenforum, in an awesome tweest, if you finished all routes

Spoiler

it turns out Kasumi = Satsuko

You mean that shit wasn't obvious already?

 

[Lindblum]

How do you guys even have the will power to continue watching THIS?
I gave up 2 months ago.

 

[RK47]

We're .... we're trying to beat this game.

 

[abnaxus]

Game will end on page 2313.

 

[LundB]

Game will end in year 2313 AD.

Altered for accuracy.

 

[RK47]

 

[abnaxus]

Oh great, that tanuki shit is starting.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

What happened to Menck? Did he fail at fighting this demon?

 

[LundB]

What happened to Menck? Did he fail at fighting this demon?

He broke a sacred contract, and is pretending he didn't, feigning ignorance of the 'minimum once per 2 weeks' stipulation. I have a plan to get him to restart in place though. Hopefully it will work. If not, I have another plan, don't you worry.
And if that doesn't work, I'll kidnap his children and sell them to my contacts in Dubai. DISREGARD THAT I AM A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN.