Still disappoints me that you can't use totems as statues.
That bitch...
BTW, newb question, but how do you move a single boulder? I'm trying to figure this game out and I cleared out a space and wanted to build a stairwell, but there's a boulder on top and they won't build apparently. So... I know about making stockpiles, but can't I tell someone to move this one stupid thing?
I wish you could make thrones out of sculls. That would be neat.
Personally I prefer the carpenter. Wood burners have no finesse when torturing an elf's best friend.
I was just going to post an update, but I got news I'll have to travel this weekend and I won't be available for a few days. I don't think I'll be able to complete my turn this way. Can someone else pick it up and I'll take the next turn?Muty, where you at?
I don't think we would be able to build one anyway. The issue here is power. Unless there is an underground river nearby our only power source would be a windmill farm, on the surface, with prisoners of ice running around. And even without the servants of the old ones running around then we would need a ton of wood for axles and the windmills. Sure there is fungiwood nearby, but we need a ton of the stuff.
I don't think we would be able to build one anyway. The issue here is power. Unless there is an underground river nearby our only power source would be a windmill farm, on the surface, with prisoners of ice running around. And even without the servants of the old ones running around then we would need a ton of wood for axles and the windmills. Sure there is fungiwood nearby, but we need a ton of the stuff.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Water_wheel#Perpetual_motion
I don't think we would be able to build one anyway. The issue here is power. Unless there is an underground river nearby our only power source would be a windmill farm, on the surface, with prisoners of ice running around. And even without the servants of the old ones running around then we would need a ton of wood for axles and the windmills. Sure there is fungiwood nearby, but we need a ton of the stuff.
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Water_wheel#Perpetual_motion
That shit is elven popamole. Real dorfs do not break the laws of physics, such a thing could be considered magic which is elven as fuck.
For a brief moment, images flashed through my mind of a game called "Elf Fagtress", in which you had to make your puny, scrawny emo treehuggers survive in a manly world through breaking the laws of physics with faggy-fey magicks until you've eventually generated enough paradox that reality shatters and your entire tree village is absorbed into the evermurk.
The new cancer that is killing the Internets have modded that already. It's called "My Little Fortress" and is a magnet for assburgers, Konjads, mentally deranged manchildren and yiffster hipsters along others the Internet Hate Machine must have no mercy towards. In short, a mod that gathers the worst parts of the DF community around it for obvious reasons.
One convenient aspect of having every deviant in the same place is that it simplifies the logistics of extermination. Just sayin'.
oh my god