Is Jill Valentine the greatest woman of all time?

[Xelocix]

Threads like these are the results of what happens when a man goes years without feeling the embrace of a woman. You can't even excuse it as being ironic. It's just cringe.

 

[jackofshadows]

i find so called sexy characters disgusting. some fat fuck's sex dream? how the hell do you get off to that?

reminds me of that episode in It's always Sunny where Mac says as a kid he used to draw boobs and jerk off to the drawing. This is similar, but you're not even the creator, some other ugly dude is lol

It seems that you wrote that unironically so have a laugh if you weren't serious: you can get aroused by an image in your head (and cum with some additional stimulation). Haven't you heared about old sex on the phone services or haven't talked with your girl/wife so she could tell you some nasty stuff to help you to get off?

With these kind of games it's way more easier when graphics is good and characters have pro VO. And if it's matter for you for some reason you can imagine that creator is a hot girl, too

 

[mkultra]

Haven't you heared about old sex on the phone services or haven't talked with your girl/wife so she could tell you some nasty stuff to help you to get off?

Yeah, not comparable. A better comparison would be some fat guy speaking in a "girly" voice (his idea of what a sexy girl is, what such a girl would say or do) and you jerk off to that. I mean, each to his own, i'm not judging Personally, no, i can't get off to 3D models by other guys, some other guy's sex dream and creation. And similarly i wouldn't borrow Mac's image of drawn boobs and jerk of to them either lol.

And yeah i agree with Xelocix, tragic thread, or cringy. But yes we've probably all been desperate at times in our lives, not our proudest faps or moments (lol), but it's not supposed to be some norm...

 

[†††]

Claire and Rebecca are better.

 

[jackofshadows]

Yeah, not comparable. A better comparison would be some fat guy speaking in a "girly" voice (his idea of what a sexy girl is, what such a girl would say or do) and you jerk off to that. I mean, each to his own, i'm not judging Personally, no, i can't get off to 3D models by other guys, some other guy's sex dream and creation. And similarly i wouldn't borrow Mac's image of drawn boobs and jerk of to them either lol.

And yeah i agree with Xelocix, tragic thread, or cringy. But yes we've probably all been desperate at times in our lives, not our proudest faps or moments (lol), but it's not supposed to be some norm...

I mean, have you really tried? If one isn't working, another might work... And it shouldn't necessary come down to fapping - merely which character images are more attractive and which are less than others. Lets say Yen or Triss from TW3 - what a gorgeous characters and a joy to look at/interact with but I'd find odd an idea to drop pants at some point and start to fap, right?

What cringy is an obsession over imaginary characters or even real woman while we're at. Jill, 2B Tifa Lockhart thots that do their cosplay etc etc.

 

[toughasnails]

OP will be transitioning soon.

 

[KIss My Ass]

This really was the best thread imo. And a few others.

 

[KIss My Ass]

Even if, god forbid my dick falls off, I can always dream of a woman like Jill to hunt for me, cook for me, prance around in undies for me, etc. My point is don't let your dreams go. You can be spiraling into an empty abyss with nobody there to comfort you but your dreams will always be. You just have to fall unconcious. That's the hard part for me.

This is still my favorite video:



That part where she's kickin the shit out of Sheva like "back off nigress, this is still MY show", by god I'd be lieing if I said that didn't get my dick harder than a carbide drill bit

 

[Dadd]

What the fuck are you even saying

 

[Reinhardt]

ching-chong spy > mystery meat diversity hire.

 

[KIss My Ass]

What the fuck are you even saying

I'm saying Jill is thee alpha female and I can never have her no matter how masculine and badass I am even though I'm pretty fuckin peak masculine. And that's why I will die. And alcoholism. Don't drink.

 

[Reinhardt]

And that's why I will die. And alcoholism.

and copious amount of blood in your shit.

 

[KIss My Ass]

And that's why I will die. And alcoholism.

and copious amount of blood in your shit.

I haven't shit blood in months and it's kind of scary. I got so used to shitting blood for years and now that it isn't there I'm worried something is wrong with me.

 

[NecroLord]

SDG
You need help.
And Jesus.

 

[Valestein]

Ada is best waifu(aside from Sara Valestein),

 

[Machocruz]

If western women hadn't become so bestial in manner and countenance, threads like this, waifus, etc. would not exist, to the degree they do at least. It's not my brand of cope, but who can blame guys for it?

 

[gamerguy]

it's difficult to imagine what binary data feels like on my dick, but...


...not bad for a brunette

 

[zapotec]

And that's why I will die. And alcoholism.

and copious amount of blood in your shit.

I haven't shit blood in months and it's kind of scary. I got so used to shitting blood for years and now that it isn't there I'm worried something is wrong with me.

try to remove the plug

 

[Skinwalker]

Always played as Chris in RE1.

 

[Valestein]

Jill can't compare to this.

 

[Dadd]

I wonder if male characters are also too detailed

 

[zapotec]

Jill can't compare to this.

flat ass

 

[Valestein]

Jill can't compare to this.

flat ass

Yeah, my babe is slacking on the squats.

 

[ferratilis]

https://www.pcgamer.com/resident-evil-fans-vote-for-their-favorite-character-leon/

Resident Evil fans vote for their favorite character, pick Leon​

A recent poll in Japanese gaming rag Famitsu ahead of the release of the Resident Evil 4 remake asked fans of the survival horror series to select their favorite character, as well as the most detestable (via @bioranger_PT on Twitter (opens in new tab)). Albert Wesker unsurprisingly took the prize for most detestable, with Nicholai Ginovaef from RE3 in second place, and the Licker in third. Funnily enough, Wesker also rated in the favorite characters poll, where he placed sixth.

Number one with a Red9 bullet was Leon Kennedy. He does rock a pretty sweet jacket, but I've never really vibed with the guy myself. I assume he made it on the strength of peoples' love for two of the games he starred in, RE4 and RE2, which topped the section of Famitsu's poll for the best Resident Evil game. (RE4 came in at number one, with RE2 Remake at number two, and original flavor RE2 at number three.)

Leon's co-star in RE2, Jill Valentine rated second place and the boulder-punching Chris Redfield came in third. The biggest surprise is that Piers Nivans from RE6 appeared at all. He's above Hunk, while Barry Burton didn't even get a mention. Tragic. Here's how the full top 10 broke down.

• 1 Leon Kennedy
• 2 Jill Valentine
• 3 Chris Redfield
• 4 Ada Wong
• 5 Claire Redfield
• 6 Albert Wesker
• 7 Ethan Winters
• 8 Rebecca Chambers
• 9 Piers Nivans
• 10 Hunk

Where Famitsu's readers were on point was with their selection of the scariest scene in Resident Evil, choosing the baby monster sequence from Resident Evil Village. They're right, it's terrifying. The first zombie encounter from the original Resident Evil came behind that, with being attacked by Mia in RE7 in third place.

If you're wondering why the dog jumping through the hallway window from the first game didn't rate, that's because it topped a separate question asking for the most surprising scene. The Tyrant encounter from RE2 Remake came in second place there, with Village's big reveal in third. Other polls asked what the most appealing thing players looked for in Resident Evil was (story won out over fear and character charm), and which game was the scariest (RE7).

Leon's continued popularity is assured, with the Resident Evil 4 remake selling three million copies in two days, something the original took a whole year to manage. It's been a critical success too, with our review by Rich Stanton praising its exhilarating combat: "This has always been a game about crowd control: Keeping things off your back, whittling down a seemingly unbeatable mob to its last member, gritting your teeth and blasting through a sea of bodies and tentacles. The remake throws everything at you and then, while you're gasping on the ground, the kitchen sink sails through the air right at your head."

 

[Zlaja]

This seems like the right thread for this:

NSFW! Click at your own risk!