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Is Jill Valentine the greatest woman of all time?

Is Jill the best?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 27 37.0%
  • no (i'm a morbidly obese diabetic slob who has terrible taste in women)

    Votes: 46 63.0%

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Ezekiel

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I didn't play Resident Evil Village and 7 because they were in the wrong perspective/camera. Well, played 7 partially. Even aside from inferior first person view, I didn't like the new direction. This mix of forced hiding/evading horror of the time and edgy, lame southern stereotyping that wasn't as amusing as the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre it imitated (especially with dinner scene). I don't know what other games you might be referring to. Up to 6 and Revelations 2 they were still using old characters.
 
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I didn't play Resident Evil Village and 7 because they were in the wrong perspective/camera. Well, played 7 partially. Even aside from inferior first person view, I didn't like the new direction. This mix of forced hiding/evading horror of the time and edgy, lame southern stereotyping that wasn't as amusing as the movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre it imitated (especially with dinner scene). I don't know what other games you might be referring to. Up to 6 and Revelations 2 they were still using old characters.
Referring to 7 and 8 ofc. And only 7 starts out as a hiding evading type game. It becomes combat oriented over time, about as much as the original Resident Evils. 8 has alot more shooting. It's closer to RE4 and 5 than it is to the originals. I think those games were interesting experiments and they mostly worked but I've seen enough. I'd like for the mainline entries to go back to basics. Atleast pre-RE6. Or a Code Veronica remake. I'd be stoked for a Code Veronica remake.
 

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
even the latest animation movie ended like this lol
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A non-binary non-gender conforming they and a whale saving Greta type hippie trying to copy my beloved Jill Sandwich. Fuckin posers.

SDG gonna be on suicide watch if a Codexian developer takes up my advice and makes a porn game with known game characters. Jill Valentine getting humped by Triss Merigold with a 14" x 4" thick cock is only a matter of time.

Especially with this AI stuff. You probably wont even have to code it. We'll get to the point where you'll just have to tell your Skyrim character generator to make your character Jill with big tits, and away it goes.

Not that I've put too much thought into this sort of thing you understand...
 

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SDG gonna be on suicide watch if a Codexian developer takes up my advice and makes a porn game with known game characters. Jill Valentine getting humped by Triss Merigold with a 14" x 4" thick cock is only a matter of time.

Especially with this AI stuff. You probably wont even have to code it. We'll get to the point where you'll just have to tell your Skyrim character generator to make your character Jill with big tits, and away it goes.

Not that I've put too much thought into this sort of thing you understand...
What's hentai my dude. It already exists.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/88d991fb9acff55b658623720f87b527
 

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Ngl I could probably fuck Sam Hyde up. It wouldn't be easy because he's a big dude and does mild training, but he's not a fighter. He fights vtubers and intimidates small retards. I backyard boxed constantly in my younger years, sometimes I'd fight 3 or 4 dudes in one night. Fought an undefeated amatuer cage fighter and made him sweat and get flustered. I'd put money on myself beating Hyde's ass.
 

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
SDG gonna be on suicide watch if a Codexian developer takes up my advice and makes a porn game with known game characters. Jill Valentine getting humped by Triss Merigold with a 14" x 4" thick cock is only a matter of time.

Especially with this AI stuff. You probably wont even have to code it. We'll get to the point where you'll just have to tell your Skyrim character generator to make your character Jill with big tits, and away it goes.

Not that I've put too much thought into this sort of thing you understand...
What's hentai my dude. It already exists.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/88d991fb9acff55b658623720f87b527

Funny, 'cause Jill kinda looks like SDG portrait in that one.

Too weird?.
 

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Best "tribute" from the latest movie I could find. The music sucks but it's a new Jill thing so whatever.

https://youtu.be/J5utTb0zNF8?si=aWsMjaLl5sLEpVG0

Some other ones I don't think I've posted:

https://youtu.be/4PmjVl_3gWI?si=nWUn55AbhT1t5hMC

https://youtu.be/pvmUKpE6PlU?si=exrUVHUDP-nE_WV02

https://youtu.be/f_sfDJjuv2Y?si=-TCTZuewABGoYduF

The ones with the rock music are always the best.

Also Sienna Guillory is great <3 She's a solid runner-up to the GOAT:

https://youtu.be/q5po4JY6PFI?si=OvZ91Mnb5RgS2rDa
 

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Also Sienna Guillory is great <3 She's a solid runner-up to the GOAT:
It's a shame she has deflated pancakes for tits.
Arbitrary bullshit. I love tits as much as the next guy but small to nonexistant tits don't eliminate female sexiness. I'm an ass man. There is nothing more important than a nice ass. If a woman has a flat ass she may as well have leprosy or the ebola plague. I wouldn't touch it with Crispy's carrot penis. But small tits? Pfft bitch who cares? I'm a grown man I don't need breast fed. I just need that fantastic ass smothering me to death.
 

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I have nothing against small tits that are shaped nicely, hers are deflated pancakes.
 

Dr1f7

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Ngl I could probably fuck Sam Hyde up. It wouldn't be easy because he's a big dude and does mild training, but he's not a fighter. He fights vtubers and intimidates small retards. I backyard boxed constantly in my younger years, sometimes I'd fight 3 or 4 dudes in one night. Fought an undefeated amatuer cage fighter and made him sweat and get flustered. I'd put money on myself beating Hyde's ass.


yeah sam's whole self help shit is cringe af he needs to stick to being funny maybe if I ever run into him i'll throw him a few left hooks set his ass straight
 

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Also Sienna Guillory is great
From her screen test:

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I have nothing against small tits that are shaped nicely, hers are deflated pancakes.

You have a point:

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Yeah I see no problem with those teets. As long as they aren't hanging down to the belly button or leaning right into the armpits I don't give a fuck. Tits are nothing more than a bonus. They are the toy you would find in your cereal box, or the thing that came with the happy meal. Fun but ultimately forgettable.

Hell I loved Traci Lords' teets and she had the weirdest fucking nipples I ever saw. They looked like a alien life form being birthed from a pair of tits. I don't care. I'm not picky with tits.
 

Elttharion

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Also Sienna Guillory is great <3 She's a solid runner-up to the GOAT:
It's a shame she has deflated pancakes for tits.
Arbitrary bullshit. I love tits as much as the next guy but small to nonexistant tits don't eliminate female sexiness. I'm an ass man. There is nothing more important than a nice ass. If a woman has a flat ass she may as well have leprosy or the ebola plague. I wouldn't touch it with Crispy's carrot penis. But small tits? Pfft bitch who cares? I'm a grown man I don't need breast fed. I just need that fantastic ass smothering me to death.
No ass and big tits will fill your hands, but no tits and big ass will fill your heart.
 

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Why is the quote system so fucked up here? I'm not putting a [/quote] at the end of my post but it just adds it automatically. I edit it out and it just does it again automatically.
 
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Greatest? Probably not. Still pretty hot.
 

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