[Rapping] " ' Been A Long Time Since I Used My Nine ' " [/Rapping]
Maybe romance would have more adherents if it was less parody of social realism, and direly relevant to the in game machinations.
How to offer artificial social interactions with barbed hook commitment, for those that REALLY _ REALLY _WANT!
Unlock the belt of Chastity? How about dangling
special relationship-s when go to
SINGLE SAVE IRON MODE!
Put some real time risk in your pause with reel time.
Dally down that primrose path "you can't go back, you can't go back".
So to commit your dog to the game, emotional attachment / trauma pay to play in EXPERIENCE POINTS.
Holy Mind Flayers! Your Love On The Rocks and it might cost you thousands, only a level or so, and some of your ego gratifying Achievements too.
High stakes RPG Romance! Bloody the waters with true survival-horror spread sheeting!
Real life you might risk only your CD's and or half of EVERYTHING you own, in this alternative play pen, ante up 1000-s of EXP PT-s and the +9 Sword of Viagra!
Can not have meaningful 'swinging wild and free' mood oscillations with out hard wired stimulus response … NO NOT MY +9!!!1!
Think carefully before heading off to the next end boss, do you REALLY_REALLY_WANT to p-ss him/her off?
Choice AND consequences: As you leave, Is it a hearty barbarian F' off B-tCH, or, a p-whipped "yes dear".
Might have more to lose than you thought to choose.
Ready? Ready to pay to play!!?!
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