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The deer trained at the shooting range today. Did you, dwarf?
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Reinhardt
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Without direct order from Kommissar?
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Kommissar said kill deer. Rifle, truck or train, the means are irrelevant.
Dayyālu
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If komissar was a cucked western euro like me, he would be forced to spend all day inside a tiny appartment and have no choice but to continue the LP but nooo, he had to be a vatnik instead, fml.
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For the record, guy's likely not a vatnik.
Vodkanik, Absolutely. Vatnik, probably not.
Demo.Graph
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What're you all talking about? Of course Grim is not a vatnik. Vatnik is a piece of clothing.
I know, I know, but I'm something of a vatnik expert myself, because I have one. Why, only today I went out for two hours, braving quarantine and cheap foreign labour representatives. And let me say to you all, gentlemen, let me say without a drop of shame and straight from my heart.
Vatniks are great.
You won't survive Russia for more than a year without one. Unless you're dwarf, that is. They can wrap themselves in beards, I guess.
I have no beard. So I have the biggest baddest and most glorious vatnik I can get. It has materials refined straight out of dead dinosaurs that polluted no less than an appartment worth of atmosphere in the process of its making. It has fur parts ripped right out of weakly bleating lifeforms bred specifically for my pleasure. It has so much metal they don't allow me into airports any more. Or rock festivals for that matter, envy can be a bitch. My vatnik is so warm I can hibernate in it like a bear in a snowdrift. It's smooth. It's so black that OLEDs crack in shame when I approach. It's so black that speed guns don't see a car I'm riding. It has so much of everything and is so disgusting it's almost American.
Vatnik, gentlemen, can change your life as well if you'll allow it to.
Actually it's a down jacket. Semantics, semantics.
I know, I know, but I'm something of a vatnik expert myself, because I have one. Why, only today I went out for two hours, braving quarantine and cheap foreign labour representatives. And let me say to you all, gentlemen, let me say without a drop of shame and straight from my heart.
Vatniks are great.
You won't survive Russia for more than a year without one. Unless you're dwarf, that is. They can wrap themselves in beards, I guess.
I have no beard. So I have the biggest baddest and most glorious vatnik I can get. It has materials refined straight out of dead dinosaurs that polluted no less than an appartment worth of atmosphere in the process of its making. It has fur parts ripped right out of weakly bleating lifeforms bred specifically for my pleasure. It has so much metal they don't allow me into airports any more. Or rock festivals for that matter, envy can be a bitch. My vatnik is so warm I can hibernate in it like a bear in a snowdrift. It's smooth. It's so black that OLEDs crack in shame when I approach. It's so black that speed guns don't see a car I'm riding. It has so much of everything and is so disgusting it's almost American.
Vatnik, gentlemen, can change your life as well if you'll allow it to.
Actually it's a down jacket. Semantics, semantics.
Kalin
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Andnjord
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Another terrorist attack perpetrated by deer this christmas, will grimwulf finally respond?
hostergaard
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Here I come back almost a year later after getting trough the fucking plague and was elated to see this lp having recent comments, hoping it was revived and its stil dead. Grimwulf, what kind of job do you have that even the pale horse rider can't get you posting again?
Ah well, anyone got a nice C# aurora lets play to recomend reading while we wait? Got a hankering for some space action.
Ah well, anyone got a nice C# aurora lets play to recomend reading while we wait? Got a hankering for some space action.
im jelly
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Only one question: Are there any deer in that reserve?
Cael
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Not just any deer. GIANT deer.
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Well fuck it. He's not coming back until he wipes them out.
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