All this was created during one drunken session of mIRC. I've used it over 250 times without paying that guy money, btw.
Previously!
Andyman Messiah built a robot Cloud Strife in his basement!
Tifa and buddies used this robot to play minigames at a comfortable distance!
Nanaki almost got legally raped by Yuffie because of a bet!
Then Tifa brought in Al Wright, the 4chan meme known as God!
Al Wright shot Yuffie with a Deus Ex-style dart gun and made her go sleep!
Nighty nighty!
Al Wright/God revealed that Yuffie was/is indeed Bubbles of Pokemon Emerald fame!
I can't remember if anything else happened!
I'm sure nothing else did happen!
But anyway!
Now all hell breaks loose!
When we find out if Mog the Mog on Mt. Mog will be able to fly like a Mog?
Yup, he flies.
Looks like a pokemon.
Let's catch him! Maybe he'll evolve into something that doesn't suck.
It's a video game.
So is Pokemon!
Oh. Right. But still!
And so is Final Fantasy!
Yeah, but still!
Guys!
Yeah?
Flying!
Oh right. Sorry.
Goodnight, sweet princess.
What?
I have no idea.
...
Haha, that's right, Yuffie!
Pow!
Give it a rest, Al.
Pow!
Hahaha!!
Holy fucking shit!
Is that a ribbon?
Yes.
Why does she have a ribbon?
So that everyone knows she have a vagina and isn't afraid to use it!
I have a vagina!
You sure do, Tifa. You sure do.
Hey, I don't know about you, Al. But until she put on a ribbon her sex is like totally undecided.
Haha, it sure is, Nanaki. It sure is.
Is that some catchphrase?
No.
Pow!
Hahaha! Stop shooting that poor girl with tranquelizzie arrows!
Pow!
Hahaha.
I wonder how long she's gonna sleep?
Each arrow adds an hour of sleep.
So how long is she gonna sleep?
I don't know.
Why don't we have any avatars?
Because we're controlling a robot and stuff.
Oh. But...
NEXT PICTURE!
Whoa, that little guy got really excited!
He sure did, Nanaki. He sure did.
Anyone else listening to Aerosmith right now?
I sure am, Tifa. I sure am.
That's great. What does it have to do with this?
Pow!
Ow, you shot me!
I sure did, Nanaki. I sure did!
But I'm still on my paws?
That wasn't a tranq dart, fella. That was a regular dart.
Holy shit, I'm bleeding!
Take a potion!
Thanks, Tifa!
No problem, Nanaki!
Haha!
I thought we already covered that?
Next picture!
No, wait..!!
Oh shit, now he's gonna send Joe Pesci after us!
Big fucking deal.
Yeah, come on. Let's help Mog have sex!
You're right.
How many nuts should we give him this time?
Try three.
Why three?
I'm on Gamefaqs.com right now.
Oh. Alright.
Oh god, the excitement...
Tifa?
I can't watch!
I'll cover your eyes for you.
I'll cover your tits!
You're weird, Nanaki.
Hey, most girls will kill for a furry bra!
You're right. Most girls will.
But you're not a girl? What?
I don't even know where this joke is headed.
Me neither.
Let's just move on.
Alright, Mog! You can do this!
Fuck yeah!
Pff, yeah right!
Hahaha!
She's probably so desperate for some Mog cock that she don't have no time to play Jeopardy.
That's Favorites.
Trivial Pursuit?
What?
Go, Mog! Go!
What?
Hit that!
Fuck yeah, sometimes later!
You think this is equal to the movie scenes where they kiss on a train and then the train goes into a tunnel and everything gets dark and stuff?
Yeah, but in this case everything got dark as soon as he put it in.
Hahahaha!!
I don't get it.
Hahahaha!!
Alright, so Mog the Mog have gotten himself a Mog-friend.
They really should have come up with another word.
I think it's kind of cute.
Cute as in the same way you think incest is cute, I guess.
..uhh...
I think Yuffie is waking up.
Pow!
Hahaha!
No sleep for you, Bubbles!
Hahaha!
Mag?
So they DID come up with another word.
It's her name. I bet she's a Mog too. Mag the Mog.
Mag the Mog totally sounds like a political satire with Robert DeNiro.
Wag the Dog?
Hahaha.
What?
Did you just call her a dog?
What? No.
You sure 'bout that?
Yes!
Hmm..
What does good-natured means?
Means she'll have sex with anyone that can fly around a treehouse on top of a mountain after eating enough nuts.
It also means she's specialized in speech and barter and stuff and that her combat skills are lowered and...
Huh.
Hold on, I'll go on Fallout-pedia.
Did you just say Fallout-pedo?
No.
You're such a Fallout-pedo!
That doesn't even make a sense.
You're like Bethesda. You rape Fallout in it's crib.
Hahaha!
Okay forget it, I'm not checking Fallout-pedia!
Hahaha!
I don't even think it's called Fallout-pedia.
Hahaha!!
What the hell is going on with Mog and Mag the Mogs of Mt. Mog?
They're still waiting for us to click ok so they can go on their "quiet date".
Awww...
That's cute.
You know he's gonna fuck her brains in, right?
You have no sense for kissing on the toes, Al.
Haha, no, I'm afraid I'm afraid of feet.
Really?
Yeah, when I hear lots of tiny feet I just-OHMYMEWHATTHEFUCKISTHAT?!!!
IT'S AN INVASION!!!
Oh, looks like they busy.
Man, everything must go real quick when you're a Mog!
THEY EVEN GOT DIFFERENT COLORS AND EVERYTHING!!
KILL THEM!
Now you're just being a little too much like Colin Farrell, Al.
THAT ONE RIGHT THERE! HE TRIPPED AND FELL! KILL HIM!
No. I think we won the game now.
We did?
Whatever worries they may have...
LIKE DEVILISCIOUS OFFSPRING!!!
...is of no concern to us now!
Oh look, he's waving goodbye!
What does FIN mean?
It probably means Kingston is Mog.
Who's Kingston?
He's a FIN.
What?
Nothing. Bad joke. Sorry.
Well anyway! We're done now so let's get out of here!
What, who the fuck are you?
Hey, awesome! Monopoly money! We can like use this to buy stuff.
We can?
No.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yes, yes, yes?
We actually don't get anything for playing Mog House?
No. We're lucky that guy was standing over there, looking, watching, observing us and felt generous.
I want to kill something.
We all do, Tifa! We all do! Hey snowboard kid!
Yeah?
POW!
Holy shit, Al!
Hahaha... Bazooka dart!
What is ??????????? ?
It's the best weapon in the game!
Really?
No, it's a nut.
That's totally nuts!
Eh, let's get the fuck out.
Ah, dancing men in chicken costumes...
Yeah, there's nothing better.
Hey, where's Al?
He's carrying Yuffie. He'll be a little late.
Man, I can't believe Yuffie is Bubbles!
Me neither. Hey, do you think this is something Andyman Messiah had planned all along?
Hahaha, no fucking way. This whole LP is just a whole mess of random bullshit he makes up as it goes along.
Really?
Yup.
That's disappointing.
It's also wrong!
Yeah, it is!
No, I mean Nanaki is wrong! Andyman Messiah is the Grant Morrisson of LPs. Nothing really makes sense in the beginning, but then you get into it a little bit and everything seems to fall into place!
Really?
No, I'm just fooling with you.
Oh.
No, I'm just fooling with you again!
Oh.
There's a script, you know. Ever since Emerald.
Really?
Oh yes. Final Fantasy 7 is a direct follow-up.
But what about our adventures?
Oh, they're in there as well. Don't worry.
Uh, so... hm.
Wow.
Yeah. Wow.
I know it's a lot to take in, but please... bear with it.
Uhh...
Good morning, Bubbles!
...God?
I sure am, Bubbles! I sure am.
Can you hit me with a tranq dart again? I'm kinda sleepy.
No, Bubbles! I cannot! For we must rush to the aid of our companions!
Cloud and Aeris? Hey, where are those two fucking morons?
They are well underneath this very place!!
What, in the basement?
No! In the prison!
What prison? What is this shit?
The prison underneath this very place!!
Well, how do we get to this prison UNDERNEATH THIS VERY PLACE!!??
Haha, give me a sec.
*A sec later*
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
Ha-HA! Success!
What the fuck did you do, God?!
Ha-HA! Trade secret.
To be continued!