Let's get horribly raped in TFTD! Orgasm now running things!

[Orgasm]

RIP

Tails never learned how to play catch.
Darth Roxor had shaky fingers.
golgepapaz just couldnt throw it back.
GarfunkeL commited ritual suicide by trading his soul to the Old Ones for epic accuracy and lost it right afterwards.

Welcome to the Jungle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leYh3qr9M4c

Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!

Greenhorns

Small craft. Got hit with 4 out of 6 ajax. Must be ash.

root will now have a pistol to defend himself from rapethirsty crabs inside enemy subs.

Deploy! All 4 have 50 reaction.

And it pays

Checking every crack.

And hiding in them.

According to juggernauts vitals, he doesnt like places where he can be shot at from 360 degrees. But he is brave soul :evil:

Those dudes arent moving, just sneak peaking.

He is brave but not BRAVE!

When Haba was selecting the "volunteer" for forward recon Lazy was again the latest to look at the floor.

And he got stuck with a rookie.

Fire in the hole. GO GO GO!

phew

root still couldnt get a grip after that 1 second encounter and insisted on "watching their backs!" refering to his comrades.

Lazy and Zboj didnt find nobody. Double negative.

Sweet, we already made a hole.

He will sit there adn wait.

korenzel and Haba chillin.

Slimy walked into our view full of hopes and dreams. We saw him first. And we had HE rockets.

Mofo has way to much luck. Even survived some shrapnel.

Feels good man.

Sniper. But also a target!

Map ends there. I figured nobody is left on the map.

Move em all towards the ship.

Entry1.

Entry2.

Map

Diagonally is always best. But afraid of reaction fire.

korenzel can shoot close enough to burn this hobo.

I could have hid her but we take our chances.

Hattrick

UFO simulates real world promotions really well!

Got some engineer monkeys. They will manu. medcits ad infinitum and sell for big $.

Bah, need lazors...

I am richer than the XCOM conglomerat.

I think its worthless.

Lets call her Betty.

Proper grenades.

OH SNAP DAWG! TIME TO GET SOME PROPER RIMS FOR THOSE TANKS!

Or not.

They'll manage till the TERROR MISSION. Oh yes.

There you go.

Those babies pack a punch!

 

[spekkio]

No casualties?

 

[sportforredneck]

More death to Codex members who aren't me.

 

[Ashery]

Cool work BNG, now I can abandon my X-COM LP btw. on your place I would rather use latest Xcomutil for bugfixes only, since it won' be nice if the LP will be doomed because of research bug. You can use it on existing save games, until they are non-tactical.

You better fucking not abandon your LP.

And some fresh cannon fodder reporting for duty.

 

[Jim Cojones]

My reactions are crappy Although it's not that bad. It's an excuse to keep me far from the front lines so I can use my decent accuracy without risking my precious life. :D

 

[lightbane]

So, will you lp every mission until you reach the rapefortress... I mean the last mission?

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

So,comrade George... Am I dead yet?

 

[Maria]

Wohoo! I'm an unstoppable force of nature!

Ensign Maria.. I like the sound of that

 

[Haba]

I demand a raise!

No, actually - a paid holiday is fine too!

 

[Orgasm]

@lightbane
Long, cool story:
I wanted to replay Freespace 2 with those fancy gfx mods. But I forgot how FS1 ended so I wanted to do it too. But that would take way too much time. So I opted for a TFTD replay. Now that I remember how much lies before me - and leaving my shitty one lines (since I am by no means a decent writer) takes 30 minutes - I honestly decided to abandon this LP but with style.
Game is too easy anyhow since the AI is braindead.

@Stereotypical Villain
You just have shitty TU points. And you end up at the end of the sub. So when you out, the action is over or you are way to far away. But fear not, the next tac. mission after terror1 you will lead!

Next page. KTHXBYE.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Uh, so you are continuing this? Or not? I am confused

 

[Orgasm]

Yeah, till I dont want anymroe. But that could be now or never.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

@lightbane
@Stereotypical Villain
You just have shitty TU points. And you end up at the end of the sub. So when you out, the action is over or you are way to far away. But fear not, the next tac. mission after terror1 you will lead!

And die in a flurry of beaks and tentacles!



Onward to the next page!

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I said onward.

Edit: That's better.

 

[sportforredneck]

After long and hard thought, I've decided to volunteer myself to die. I'm a willing participant in the military-industrial complex. SHOOT ME THROUGH A CANNON AND KILL SOME ALIEN SCUM!

 

[sportforredneck]

And only alien disease.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

I can't even remember if I volunteered. I volunteer again.

 

[Chateaubryan]

Tokyo is under attack ?
Sign me in and let me save the country of RPG.

 

[Orgasm]

Dont spill them!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9n46yUXpE

Welcome committee

Lets test our new Awesome Nades (tm)

They just work - iNade

Walking in and out of the sub. Letting all the civilians die. =)

Fuck, not enough TUs

That was their nade testing.

W T F

Another one...

bites the dust!

And he only wanted to have some fun with minor japanese neko girls. Thats what you get, pedo scum.

Its nice that they all want to get as close as possible to my sub. ^^

Oh sweet, our prerequisite for aquaplastics.

Come here boy!

They just keep coming.

I am disappoint Haba.

Well, what do you think happened?!...

Bitter sweet revenge!

Sucker missed us in his turn.

Haba disappoints yet again. Doesnt bode well for future commanding duties.

I heard that gills are dilicatesse in Japan.

Bye bye

Lets see what the other direction got in store for our brave men and wom... transexuals.

Not a shame to take what he wont be needing.

Gondolin is our dedicated xeno hunter.

Thats what you get for playing risky.

Lazy will punish them for their sins!

Fucking fagoots.

grrrml

Heavies, they always rocked.

Deep One Gillman soup.

God damn, where are they keep coming from.

There, that should solve the problem and remove that pesky wall.

This one is just dying to get some anal probes. We will see to it.

here, we jump to other locales for the time being

Pretty, new exit.

jugg scouting around, all alone.

Here we go. He is stuck in loop, walks around there if nobody is in sight.

SLAM, right in the balls.

Oh shit, we even saved one!

Lazy is gonna snipe.

Two!

Something moved in there. Mental note.

And there.

Another sniper.

FCUK. Miss-clicked. Dude fell 4-5 stories. But hell, HE IS THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

korenzel is cleaning that tactical horror of a building.

AAarr. But we managed.

Better safe than sorry =)

Cue dying sound. Makes me horny.

Open doors - always a bad sign. Caution advised.

Front1

Front2

Front3

Ever wondered what happens to the enemy sub hulls? We make undestructable door out of it. =D

Nothing.

jugg ran through the whole map.

Ouhhh. Open door. Closed quaters. HE ammunition. What can possibly go wrong?

Fuck! He fell through the floor... I guess its better than runnign into some green dudes.

Former SWAT member Zboj thinks that building take over is a piece of cake.

You cant see it here but there is a sonic blast in korenzels face.

I'm walking in the sunshine *whislte whistle*

Them SWAT boys kill alien dont afraid of anything! Lucky too

Remember mental note 2? There is one on the 3rd floor.

Please God, let Zboj live to see another turn!

Dumbfuck didnt even move in his turn. Prolly panicked and shit his pants.

BAZOOOM!

How do these fucker even find out that it was me, who dropped that 1 civilian? Huh?

Major victory for XCOM.
Deep One corpse for armor.
Ion Beam Acc + Deep One Terrorist for heavy armor and MC Lab.

root, korenzel, and someone I dont remember tha name =P payed the ultimate price for this achievment.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Hmm, I've learned a valuable lesson here. Drop the dart rifles and invest in heavy weaponry.

 

[spekkio]

Hmm, I've learned a valuable lesson here. Drop the dart rifles and invest in heavy weaponry.

 

[Darth Roxor]

[intelligence] You seem to like using grenades a lot.

 

[Orgasm]

Grenades are the best thing since sliced bread and then some.

 

[Orgasm]

Get the best rum for our new friends!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEdf7XsV5g

Lab and living quaters for Operation Brainstorm.

Operation Moneyflood.

Market prices for HE ammo must skyrocket =)

Only a few steps away from Mk V Heresy Power Armor

Its been a quite few weeks. Now we can look like lameass 50s divers.

But soon our brothers will have something decent to protect them in their cause for the God Emperor.

They techies managed to fix us up with 4 or 5 of them for the next mission...

and its gonna be dark.

Write your last letter to your mothers.

More flairs wont fit -.-

First come, first serve =)

It really is gonna be dark.

I guess you cant totally avoid combat in TFTD.
It was a month full of whirl pool parties and melancholic yearning for the old peaceful times.
Time to kill ET's fucked up kin

 

[spekkio]

Great, I'm gonna show up as a replacement in no time!