TheCowburner
Educated
Finally I get to kill something.Orgasm said:CowBurner does what he does best. BBQ.
CowBurner, mah man!
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Jimmy McDunce
Novice
this tread is too long
juggernaut
Educated
After being so careful with my poor bones you just run me into the dark 
I never expected to survive so long though
I never expected to survive so long though
SuicideBunny
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Orgasm said:
sir, sign me up, sir!
Please Kill Me
Novice
- Joined
- Jun 2, 2010
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- 2
Long time lurker, first time poster. Sign me up!
poocolator
Erudite
yeah sign me up too
I want to die horribly! Pick me!
Deep One
Novice
- Joined
- Sep 28, 2009
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Since you fuckers captured me and one of my friends who you stripped apart to get aquaplastics (the one who you stunned into the balls).. I'll join with X-COM. Give me heavy weaponry and grenades so I can blast the living shit out of my previous owners. 
Orgasm
Barely Literate
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It is coming and its big.
The drummer rocks like the update will. =)
http://www.isnichwahr.de/r16331503-cooler-drummer.html
The drummer rocks like the update will. =)
http://www.isnichwahr.de/r16331503-cooler-drummer.html
Stereotypical Villain
Arcane
I would like to enlist the mighty R-YAN. He has experience in dealing with monsters aboard submarines and he's got a hero complex.
"Not at all inept am I, no sir! I even have a mystic incantation recorded for use against all manner of strange beings."
See? The man just wants a job. Why won't you give him a job?
"... I've been living in the dumpster behind SV's house for the last six months..."
Daaawwww.
See? The man just wants a job. Why won't you give him a job?
Daaawwww.
eklektyk
Erudite
ME! ME! ME! PICK ME!
I want KILL alien SCUM!
I want KILL alien SCUM!
Orgasm said:
I've got a feeling... wooo-hooo
That the next update is gonna be a bad one
That the next update is gonna be a bloody bloody one
Orgasm
Barely Literate
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In this update, nobody is gonna die. I swear.
Sharp Dressed Man, put on loop or tune your own music in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo
And another 30 days of fighting the phantom menace. Blurgh.
Grags distant relative suggested the name Shocking Brick Launcher for this new stunning machine (puns where once a great form of humor). He didnt specify where he got the idea.
Not again... Meanwhile its getting routine for my fav terror squad.
Embark
That whole terror attack is probably an Aprils fool surprise party =)
Gondi checking shit out.
Fucking Cancer. I avoid them... till I get Sonic Cannnos.
Haba furiously shooting next to. Although bunch of blow hit it in the nuts.
Oh fuck another one.
Pew pew pew
Broke a valuable crate...
Ah fuck it. It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
No "screams"... :sad:
No grenades... :double sad:
We meet again, Doctor Claw!
Since Haba misses shit left and right, he will be our eyes.
Gondo drops the meaningless ammo wasting and goes investigating for some Tasloth.
Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
Praying on knees for divine invisibility.
I FUCKING LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING
I forgot the magic stick.
Highly stressful situation. Too many doors.
That doesnt look good...
Uhmmmm. Tasty crabs.
The sonic blast grenade - the George Foreman grill among grenades.
Hiding and waiting
Oh dont fight. Its gonna feel good once inside.
O FFS!
Notice how he can actually go through the other door and shoot me in the back.
He is fish though... What do you expect.
Reaction fire from the dark. Lets check whats in there.
Wounded too...
Killing crabs for mother earth is not normal - BuT On MeTh It Is!
pursuing other opportunities
Quick and painless.
Haba is gonna get the stun rod and try to finally find a lizard.
That thing shot Gondo? Usually it will only harm you.
oh noes, reaction fire!
Haa, still alive, nr1.
"flank" maneuver.
WTF is this?! Some fukcin cocktail party?
NOOOO, nr2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, nr3
Ha, dumbfuck shot his dudebro in the back. Shame they wont kill each other...
AAAAAAAAAAh, nr4
pew pew pew..., the best sound for the situation.
God damn fuck! nr5
Thats what? 5-6 cancer dudes, 1 ufo thingy, what is going on here?!
Haba: "I AM UNTOUCHABLE!" , nr6
Unscratched. Unbelievable. Now beat him into sleep.
Hopefully it wont wake up...
Those 3 morons are still standing there. I know whats going on. They are stoned out of their minds!
Lets go elsewhere.
Olofucking lol. nr7
Lucky son of a bitch!
Yet again does the "happy time stick" +3 deliver.
Mofo only had a pistol. Lets take it and try on the stoned shrimps. I think they have immunity to gaus.
FUUUUCK
Heavily bleeding.
Rescue operation Black Hawk Down.
Long story short. He lives. NR8. Its official, Haba is a cat. Cue Portal's "still alive" song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
Now how do we get out of here?...
Easy: RUN FORREST RUN!
Because I was mad, I got myself some candy... Lets roll!
I wish I had appropriate pics for that... =P
Sadly, not 1! of those hobos died... Not a single one...
I stuff them with my last nades and finally, justice, crabman drops to the floor.
Oh noes.
Oh boy, under stress I forgot to count TUs.
Squad prays. Zboj readies morphine syringes...
Still alive.
One last present!
But I pussied out and didnt throw it
Gondo, ma dawg, havin lots of TUs can be a blessing and a curse.
30 days payed vacation? No permanent injuries?! WTF is this shit?
Another deserter.
All in all it was a nice Aprils Fools Day.
New, eager... village idiots. Note to self - never volunteer for war.
That comfy location I picked to the base to have less missions is coming bakc to bite me. No zrbite. I wonder if we can replace it with Sprite. Oh god. Thats how low jokes get after 120 pics.
Armor is tight. First come first serve.
No need anymore for Close Encounters of the Third Kind
And sonic cannocs for our new friends.
Last stepping stone to victory.
It got away... No armor for you guys.
K, lets see where the alien bases are!
Eurika
Pillage and rape, pillage and rape, pillage and rape! AHOI!
:wink:
Lazy is our dedicated Lacertilia catcher.
He can swim too!
Degenerate medusa.
Kill.
dammit!
Maria finishes the job.
oh fuck
Witness our first alt. =)
BAN!
Proxies! its doesnt work!
SPAM WH40K! But we have Adblock, he aint got shit on us!
Seems, those fuckers are unbanable.
Lazy finds the enemy structure.
Notice morale, the purple 0 lines =(
Shitting into pants for dummies. Vol1.
Ghosting for dummies. Vol1. He ran through that thing in one turn. Dude please, tell me how?!
Desperate attempts to stun.
Shitting in your pants for dummies. Vol2.
I heard females have higher End and Con stats.
Lazy's chance to realize that his jumpsuit is full of goo. Not the Venom kind of goo.
Zboj too is happy to find shit touching his balls.
Pick that hting up. We only need one salamander.
Mindrape. Better than assrape.
Oh yes sweet baby jesus. Oh no where are my TUs...
Raptor jesus and baby jesus forgive us our sins and deliver us from evil.
Stomping in shit torwards the sub.
Unsuccessfully. Zboj didnt make it either btw.
Oh for fucks sake, I never have luck.
What is this brain thingy?!
Aahhh ! Tentacle rape!
We assume, Lazy's brain sucking death was a happy one.
In a melodramatic fit of rage, noobs start to cover the space with rockets.
No man is left behind, Zboj. We will save you!
They never die when tehy are supposed to.
Not so pretty anymore, Maria. I'd hit it.
Somehow he survives. That military LSD testing was not for nothing. ^^
taka taka taka
what is this i dont even....
Zombie Maria is lost =D
Cowburner is still shooting at us =(
Heartwarden got lost his mind...
Zboj holding out.
Come on you hillbilly, hit that medusa!
Yeah.
spekkio stuns sport just to see why the controlled ones wont go down. Turns out, they are immune. =( Another reason whey MC is horribly broken in xcom. Not that other things are not borked too.
Back with us is Heartwarden.
Zombie is getting dangerously close...
rednekcs cant shoot...
Nooo dont go there!
Poor thing cant even turn around. Maybe its for the best.
DIE
sportforredneck is disqualified for further promotions.
Strangely, Ex-Maria wasnt able to kill Zboj. They were in love =(
sport finally hits something. AND OH GOD I realize that those things are like Crysallids. AAARRRRGH!
With combined efforts we manage.. nothing.
Zboj, you did well.
Here , I am contemplating to leave. A crucial stage in the game.
And I dont. Because those boys start to rout! For some reason...
And I only need one...
sport cracks the egg.
spekkio jams a rod into its fuckin eye!
That CowBurner dude start to get annoying. And I cant even kill him.
Run bitch! I send sprot and spekkio in a last attempt to get some lizard ass.
uh ooh....
My dudes drop like flies =( spekkio didnt make it , in case you are wondering =P
Anothe redneck checks the air for the last time.
Epic win.
Oh, its ok you say? =P
The brave the proud
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Sharp Dressed Man, put on loop or tune your own music in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo
And another 30 days of fighting the phantom menace. Blurgh.
Grags distant relative suggested the name Shocking Brick Launcher for this new stunning machine (puns where once a great form of humor). He didnt specify where he got the idea.
Not again... Meanwhile its getting routine for my fav terror squad.
Embark
That whole terror attack is probably an Aprils fool surprise party =)
Gondi checking shit out.
Fucking Cancer. I avoid them... till I get Sonic Cannnos.
Haba furiously shooting next to. Although bunch of blow hit it in the nuts.
Oh fuck another one.
Pew pew pew
Broke a valuable crate...
Ah fuck it. It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
No "screams"... :sad:
No grenades... :double sad:
We meet again, Doctor Claw!
Since Haba misses shit left and right, he will be our eyes.
Gondo drops the meaningless ammo wasting and goes investigating for some Tasloth.
Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
Praying on knees for divine invisibility.
I FUCKING LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING
I forgot the magic stick.
Highly stressful situation. Too many doors.
That doesnt look good...
Uhmmmm. Tasty crabs.
The sonic blast grenade - the George Foreman grill among grenades.
Hiding and waiting
Oh dont fight. Its gonna feel good once inside.
O FFS!
Notice how he can actually go through the other door and shoot me in the back.
He is fish though... What do you expect.
Reaction fire from the dark. Lets check whats in there.
Wounded too...
Killing crabs for mother earth is not normal - BuT On MeTh It Is!
pursuing other opportunities
Quick and painless.
Haba is gonna get the stun rod and try to finally find a lizard.
That thing shot Gondo? Usually it will only harm you.
oh noes, reaction fire!
Haa, still alive, nr1.
"flank" maneuver.
WTF is this?! Some fukcin cocktail party?
NOOOO, nr2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, nr3
Ha, dumbfuck shot his dudebro in the back. Shame they wont kill each other...
AAAAAAAAAAh, nr4
pew pew pew..., the best sound for the situation.
God damn fuck! nr5
Thats what? 5-6 cancer dudes, 1 ufo thingy, what is going on here?!
Haba: "I AM UNTOUCHABLE!" , nr6
Unscratched. Unbelievable. Now beat him into sleep.
Hopefully it wont wake up...
Those 3 morons are still standing there. I know whats going on. They are stoned out of their minds!
Lets go elsewhere.
Olofucking lol. nr7
Lucky son of a bitch!
Yet again does the "happy time stick" +3 deliver.
Mofo only had a pistol. Lets take it and try on the stoned shrimps. I think they have immunity to gaus.
FUUUUCK
Heavily bleeding.
Rescue operation Black Hawk Down.
Long story short. He lives. NR8. Its official, Haba is a cat. Cue Portal's "still alive" song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
Now how do we get out of here?...
Easy: RUN FORREST RUN!
Because I was mad, I got myself some candy... Lets roll!
I wish I had appropriate pics for that... =P
Sadly, not 1! of those hobos died... Not a single one...
I stuff them with my last nades and finally, justice, crabman drops to the floor.
Oh noes.
Oh boy, under stress I forgot to count TUs.
Squad prays. Zboj readies morphine syringes...
Still alive.
One last present!
But I pussied out and didnt throw it
Gondo, ma dawg, havin lots of TUs can be a blessing and a curse.
30 days payed vacation? No permanent injuries?! WTF is this shit?
Another deserter.
All in all it was a nice Aprils Fools Day.
New, eager... village idiots. Note to self - never volunteer for war.
That comfy location I picked to the base to have less missions is coming bakc to bite me. No zrbite. I wonder if we can replace it with Sprite. Oh god. Thats how low jokes get after 120 pics.
Armor is tight. First come first serve.
No need anymore for Close Encounters of the Third Kind
And sonic cannocs for our new friends.
Last stepping stone to victory.
It got away... No armor for you guys.
K, lets see where the alien bases are!
Eurika
Pillage and rape, pillage and rape, pillage and rape! AHOI!
:wink:
Lazy is our dedicated Lacertilia catcher.
He can swim too!
Degenerate medusa.
Kill.
dammit!
Maria finishes the job.
oh fuck
Witness our first alt. =)
BAN!
Proxies! its doesnt work!
SPAM WH40K! But we have Adblock, he aint got shit on us!
Seems, those fuckers are unbanable.
Lazy finds the enemy structure.
Notice morale, the purple 0 lines =(
Shitting into pants for dummies. Vol1.
Ghosting for dummies. Vol1.
He ran through that thing in one turn. Dude please, tell me how?!
Desperate attempts to stun.
Shitting in your pants for dummies. Vol2.
I heard females have higher End and Con stats.
Lazy's chance to realize that his jumpsuit is full of goo. Not the Venom kind of goo.
Zboj too is happy to find shit touching his balls.
Pick that hting up. We only need one salamander.
Mindrape. Better than assrape.
Oh yes sweet baby jesus. Oh no where are my TUs...
Raptor jesus and baby jesus forgive us our sins and deliver us from evil.
Stomping in shit torwards the sub.
Unsuccessfully. Zboj didnt make it either btw.
Oh for fucks sake, I never have luck.
What is this brain thingy?!
Aahhh ! Tentacle rape!
We assume, Lazy's brain sucking death was a happy one.
In a melodramatic fit of rage, noobs start to cover the space with rockets.
No man is left behind, Zboj. We will save you!
They never die when tehy are supposed to.
Not so pretty anymore, Maria. I'd hit it.
Somehow he survives. That military LSD testing was not for nothing. ^^
taka taka taka
what is this i dont even....
Zombie Maria is lost =D
Cowburner is still shooting at us =(
Heartwarden got lost his mind...
Zboj holding out.
Come on you hillbilly, hit that medusa!
Yeah.
spekkio stuns sport just to see why the controlled ones wont go down. Turns out, they are immune. =( Another reason whey MC is horribly broken in xcom. Not that other things are not borked too.
Back with us is Heartwarden.
Zombie is getting dangerously close...
rednekcs cant shoot...
Nooo dont go there!
Poor thing cant even turn around. Maybe its for the best.
DIE
sportforredneck is disqualified for further promotions.
Strangely, Ex-Maria wasnt able to kill Zboj. They were in love =(
sport finally hits something. AND OH GOD I realize that those things are like Crysallids. AAARRRRGH!
With combined efforts we manage.. nothing.
Zboj, you did well.
Here , I am contemplating to leave. A crucial stage in the game.
And I dont. Because those boys start to rout! For some reason...
And I only need one...
sport cracks the egg.
spekkio jams a rod into its fuckin eye!
That CowBurner dude start to get annoying. And I cant even kill him.
Run bitch! I send sprot and spekkio in a last attempt to get some lizard ass.
uh ooh....
My dudes drop like flies =( spekkio didnt make it , in case you are wondering =P
Anothe redneck checks the air for the last time.
Epic win.
Oh, its ok you say? =P
The brave the proud
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Dude, what the fuck. Storming an alien base with no sonic waffen and without best armour for EVERYONE is suicide. Even if you're there only to get a live tasoth.
That went well..
Squirly
Educated
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2009
- Messages
- 204
I'm reporting for duty. Again. Guess my physical didn't go so well the first time.
As for that alien base, what did you expect? I would've been surprised if your team hadn't gone bat-shit insane and then zombie. You need some training against mind-control before you take on that shit.
As for that alien base, what did you expect? I would've been surprised if your team hadn't gone bat-shit insane and then zombie. You need some training against mind-control before you take on that shit.
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