We're back! Unfortunately I was currently recording this LP before I could see what people said here, so I bought the Fire sword instead of training. I weighed my options and thought that it would be more beneficial for us, maybe. Hopefully.
Our first match against the Lords of Chaos
Our Minotaur takes some heavy damage after the first round
Their Goblin is too good with the bow, Elfberserker is taken down fast
Azira bravely tries to fend them off alone
But they are too much for him
Jester and shiteatingnippledick are ran down shortly after. We had no chance.
Next up the Knights of Cull. Azira took a bad hit last time so we have to make do without him this month. shiteatingnippledick takes down their Sorceress with one critical hit.
Next he focuses on their Elf
Elfberserker crashes their Iceman against the arena wall
Their Knight snipes our Hobbit. This doesn't look good anymore.
Elfberserker attacks their Elf and with a berserker's rage he hits him for massive damage and puts him in a coma
Then he gores their Knight. The first victory in the 3rd division!
Showing off some stat gains since I haven't done that in a while
shiteatingnippledick is out cold for this month, unfortunately.
We have our first CUP match against the Masters of Sword.
We do some heavy damage to them and are in control of the situation
Er, not anymore. They take us out in one round. Shortly after Jester is shot and is out for a few months. GG.
Showing the season programme. It seems like we have the rape cave after the anal rodeo.
The next match is against the Dragonslayers. We bumrush them and Elfberserker obliterates their Kaamio.
Their Knight shoots Elfberserker, Azira manages to make it to the enemy before they can shoot him and takes their Elf down
Their Knight takes care of Azira next, sadly
Their Goblin shoots shiteatingnippledick with his crossbow aaaaand we lost again
I'm just hurrying this up since there really isn't much to show. Our Minotaur is out cold so we haven't much of a chance here.
The first round Jester is shot down
Azira does a surprisingly good job at tanking the enemy for 3 rounds as he manages to beat their Dwarf
Even shiteatingnippledick gets excited and scores a critical hit against their Goblin
Their Iceman pushes Azira back with a mighty blow and knocks him out, their Goblin shoots shiteatingnippledick
We have a full house again. Our melee combatants attack the enemy head on while shiteatingnippledick tries to KO their Elf
Their Iceman attacks Elfberserker but is taken down within seconds
Their Knight critically hits Azira for 30 damage. He hits a tree and takes another 24 damage and is out of comission 5 months.
Elfberserker smashes their Sorceress in anger
And their Elf as well
Their Knight is a badass, though, and ends the Minotaurs rampage
One by one
He takes out the rest of our team
This shit isn't going so well. We check the tavern and find a relatively young-ish Kivihirviö (Rockmonster). His stats are incredible and he's pretty cheap. We honestly cannot pass up on him, his HP is huge. We NEED him if we want to survive the 2nd and 1st division.
So now he's a part of our team! Mystinen haarniska (Mystic armor) is on sale so we grab that for our Rockmonster. We don't have money for a weapon, though. Doesn't matter, he can take a hit quite well so that's good enough for us, for now.
Since Azira is still out we take him with us into the next match
Elfberserker and Piper intercept their Kaamio
They are unable to hit him, though. Eventually he KO's Elfberserker, Jester is taken out by ranged attackers, once again.
Even Piper with his massive health cannot take all the punishment directed at him
shiteatingnippledick is the last one to fall
Meh. 1 win in the whole season. It could've gone worse, honestly, but I think we need one more season in the 3rd division before we are ready.
Which is where we find ourselves again. Oh well! Now we at least know what we are up against. At least we'll get a ton of money in the 3rd division again. Until next time!