KickStarter Let's Play Bloodbowl 2 - Conductor, we have NO problems!

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 7B

Spoiler

It's not likely that we'd score this round, but I just don't want them to steal the ball and end the half with a 1-0 advantage.

Jaedar got pushed back by a lino double team, and the fucking Witch Elf again, jumps up, dodges out, AND blitzed Jews down with a single block dice!

Ball went off field and landed on the perfect spot for the elves to score.

Only Admiral Ackbar can save us now.

Nuffle. I still believe.

And he REFUSED TO BURN HIS FINAL REROLL ON A 2+ PICKUP. WHAT . THE . FUCK.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 8A

Spoiler

Cibai, I've been insulted. That was a stupid move by him.

It's okay, you wait lah. Second half, I will cibai you. Cibai you until you fucking die.
Now, we just have to stop your touchdown.

SIAM LAH

Get to the ball and cover it. Fuck scoring. We ain't got a good pass path.

EH FUCK YOU LAH!

ITS THE LAST TURN OF THE HALF AND I HAVE THE RAST RORR. EAT DIS!

ZING!

I'll laugh my way to the top, fucker. Roxor! Your turn!

Two markers on the ball, good. Ogre! Smash!

WHACK HIM LAH!

Fucker never die. Kanina. Your move, ang moh.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 8B

Spoiler

Oh wait, he can't score ah...shit. In all that madness I forgot. Not enough Movement.

Shit.

Shit, shit.

Cloaked Doug's going do-

So did his attacker. 0-0 at Half Time!

 

[SerratedBiz]

Thank the lawd it's a screenshot LP, love me some good Bloodbowl.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 9A

Spoiler

Do not worry, Brady. You will be avenged.

Of course, everyone wakes up except for the Super Star.

Dark Elves have two out of the game and one knocked out.

We're kicking this half. Time to turn this game around.

Whoah. I set up my Blitzer on the LOS expecting them to go for the ball-running game, instead they opted to bash on the LOS.

Dark Elf caught the ball easily and they're ready to lay the hurt on the Line of Skirmish.

Uh oh, he rerolled immediately and got a push on the Ogre.

Nobody got hurt. That's good.

Seriously? You greedy son of a bitch.

Ha, first two dices were both down and push. Bitch has no Block.

Now it's -2D. But it's still a push result at best.

But guess what? You're in gang bang range...

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 9B

Spoiler

My turn. I move all the LOS back in contact in the center of the field.

And then proceed to bring metal rod to the mob crowding around the witch elf.

This is an offering I cannot refuse.

Don't worry, it's about to get worse.

I called in boot to give her the boot.

You're fucked.

He immediately activated his apothecary, I didn't even get to see what injury it was.

The ref caught the act and sent boot off, who cares a line rat for a witch elf with mighty blow? I'll take that trade all day!

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 10A

Spoiler

They're still not forming a cage. Over-confident much?

Some minor bash in the LOS, no casualties.

Huh, cage on the right line..one loner on the left? What is this?

I must be stupid if I split up to chase the one on the left.
Anyway, one tried to peel away from the LOS...

Denied.

No escape.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 Turn 10B

Spoiler

We've got them outnumbered. We can't lose.

Trapped like rats.

Ogre refuse to bash...bah. I end my turn.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 11A

Spoiler

It's over, m8s.

There is no escape. (And yes, I can see what moves he's trying out) It's really funny.

No lah. Mai lah. Mai lah.

In the end, he went with the dodge.

There is no escape.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 11B

Spoiler

Mmm, I want to win first...let's get the ball. Get that guy out of the way.

Exquisite.

Got the ball, wanted to bash with Ogre first before fouling...

And it got a push on first block...

And that...on second try.

Aiyoh.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 12A

Spoiler

You're outta yer mind.

Ok, that's a much more saner move.

Ah the smell of desperation..

Oh? Final Roll spent. No coming back.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 12B

Spoiler

We're in control.

The fate of your men and this match is within my hands.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 13A

Spoiler

No effin-

Ball went off field, thrown back in field to-

NO!

FUCK DAT PA-

Phew. Fumbled lucker.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 13B

Spoiler

No more games...let's finish this.

Get around the ball.

Fuck you ogre.

Stompa gets it!

Also, give that passer the boot.

This is for lucking out.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - 14AB

Spoiler

IS SOMEONE GOING TO SCORE?!

He still doesn't give up!

Fuck it, clear those dudes and score.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 15A

Spoiler

Any come backs? Quite unlikely, given the state of the injury pen.

One dead, one booked out.

Our star is back.

Four gone in the elves bench.

With two still KO'd.

No way we gonna let them score.

Two receivers? Not enough. I got two Runners.

The LOS didn't even hang around and escaped.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 15B

Spoiler

It's so easy to mark them with the ample MA we've got.

And of course, we're going to hit the softer target.

Even the Ogre responded perfectly to movement calls.

Everyone's marked. Boot for the bitch.

Just as planned.

 

[RK47]

Match 2 - Turn 16AB

Spoiler

Time to go home, Elves.

A handover under -1

Successful doge is successful.

Long pass odds not so great, decides to GFI, twice.

Meh.

...

!!!

What in gott himmel-

Catch phail! YES! Oh wait rero-

Shit, he's dodg-

Nope.

It's over.

Jews tried a quick pick n pass practice but his paws were too sweaty from the close calls.

That was a crazy match.

Someone leveled up!

KEK

 

[Stompa]

+AGI on first skill-up? Why I do believe it's a start of beautiful short-lived career

 

[Azira]

Dat's crazy!

 

[FCVanillaIce]

Bashing game with skaven? That was pretty risky. Good thing Elf player tried to bash you back rather than score.

 

[Darth Roxor]

ag+1 no block aka target painted on head

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Steve always soldiers on past shitty rolls.

 

[aeternalis]

RE: Match 1, nice to see Cyanide Blood Bowl public players are still retard babies in the latest version

 

[MZeta]

Pretty intese match there. I certainly hope there will be more of those