Cassidy
Arcane
Index
- Rise of the Chosen People (right here)
- The Neanderthal Age
- The Overfaith
REBOOT
- Ancestors of the Masters of the World
- Growing Tensions and Strife
- The Kotel of Jerusalem shall Stand
- Thousand Years of Goyim Slaughter
- Chocolate Jew the Legendary Commander
- Indiana Tranny and the Ark of the Covenant
- Fall of England
- Carthage shall burn! Part 1: Return of the Chocolate Jew
- Carthaginian Holocaust
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To keep my tradition of running two simultaneous LPs no matter what, because for every somewhat serious LP I need a not so serious one to keep the balance and primarily because although good and far more interesting than vanilla this mod is very crash-ridden and thus by showing its new features I'll be saving you from the pain of enduring its crashes, I decided to give it a try. I never really played this mod throughly thus this will be a partly blind LP.
Unfortunately the mod instability is such that I decided to run the game on a tiny map. Don't worry, I'll try to avoid conflict(IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TOTALLY AVOID COMBAT IN CIVILIZATION IV) as a means of reaching the more interesting victories(which you'll discover in very late updates) because stone age conquest isn't the most interesting thing to show and I did set water cover lower to have more workable tiles and more expansion for all player.
As the title hints, I'll be playing with the Jews, led by their most infamous Zionist Agent. As for Boudica of the Celts as an AI player, I need a redhead Civ leader to make the mandatory tranny jokes later.
Let me point out some of the new features I enabled and game settings:
Multiple Production: If there are enough shields in one turn to build multiples of a give unit more than one will be built
Multiple Research: if research is queued extra research points after one research is finished won't be lost.
Surround and Destroy: Enemy units who have nowhere to retreat because all adjacent tiles they could move to are occupied by your forces will take a hefty combat penalty. Same applies to your forces although I doubt the AI knows it.
Advanced Diplomacy: Extra diplomacy options like the establishment of embassies(as in CIvilization III) and the trading of units.
Increasing Difficulty: The difficulty level will be raised one level every 50 turns until Deity.
Great Commanders: Great Generals that give combat bonuses to units in their stack but don't participate directly of combat. They are slow to gain experience however as they need it for the same bonuses.
Culturally Linked Starts: Supposedly make all civs start in landscapes similar to their historical origins in Earth... supposedly.
Advanced Economy: Allows you to control inflation along other things.
Larger Cities: Cities with a high enough culture will be able to work on a radius of 3 tiles.
Realistic Corporations: All corporations are controlled by the AI to simulate the fact they were mostly started by private individuals, all you can do is to either give them subsidies or profit from them through taxes.
Religion Decay: In cities with multiple religions one of them may simply vanish if not reinforced with missionaries.
Advanced Espionage: Adds new espionage missions, obviously.
Guilds: Add guilds, which are similar to late game corporations but have somewhat different mechanics.
Modern Corporations: Add new corporation types enabled through modern age techs (Computing, etc).
Advanced Nukes: Expand the categories of nukes and also allegedly makes them far more devastating than vanilla. I doubt that such will be on the same level of AWESOME of Alpha Centauri Planet Busters, though.
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Rise of the Chosen PeopleHymn of Absolute Deceit
(Is there a more fittingly named music?)
"And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life."
Over fourteen thousand years ago, a small tribe founded by Abraham and led by a masked man built a small settlement in what would eventually become the holy city of Jerusalem. Due to the powers of jewgold, they already had a considerable stockpile of wealth even before existing as a civilization. Surrounded by wilderness and still so ignorant and innocent they didn't even know how to speak and instead used grunts and gestures to communicate, the proto-Jews began thus their saga of over 10,000 years of world domination from the shadows. Even a their dawn, the Elders of Zion already existed, rumored to have come from the very biblical Garden of Eden.
Slowly, through the centuries, their society evolved into something more complex under the invisible hand of the Elders.
Leading to the eventual planting of the seeds of a parasitical lifestyle as they ended having to scavenge the remnants of other beings and the work of other animals for sustenance. But they were still brute, primitive and innocent. And in a certain way, crude and manboon. But nevertheless bold and adventurous, these primitive Jews explored as far as they could as part of their own nomadic ways.
First contact was established with a foreign tribe, and thus began a beautiful friendship that will last through the millennia. They just met for the first time and the even more primitive than they still are in the 21st century ragheads already consider the Jews their worst enemies! Coincidence? I think not. Thus, better to be alert and have the slings ready against such a potential Goliath. Nevertheless, the Elders plot on means to ensure the arabs will be forever busy infighting to never pose a threat to Israel. One of them suggested spreading female baboons disguised as humans to their tribe to ensure the interbreeding of a truly inferior and bestial being unable to pose a threat to the Jews, but the plan was deemed too complicated and they had no means to disguise a baboon as a human.
The elder and wisest of the tribe began to seemingly exert a very covert influence over how their tiny group evolved. In time they learned to craft primitive tools from stone, and were rapidly evolving through the last millennia, although their societal core remained unchanged, and their primitiveness, although smaller now, very noticeable yet.
The elders of Zion were however worried on how they perceived the way of most of their people thinking to be still primitive. Looking to the east they witnessed even cruder peoples, but they hoped an answer would come to their wishes to the falling stars that there could be a way to make their entire tribe smarter, more intelligent and superior to ensure their birthright.
Wanderers explored the farthest reaches, and all news arrived to the tribe through their crude sign language and grunts.
News of a very violent and difficult fight between a wanderer and similar but different beings who were both stronger and seemingly smarter, and that for some funny reason hated Jews a lot. Nevertheless, the wanderer, thanks to Jew scienmajifics, emerged victorious against the Neanderthals.
The primates danced and celebrated, but the elders had another perspective over the event. A clearly superior being compared to them, they could see how, considering they just attacked the wanderer on sight, such beings were a massive threat to their survival, but on the other hand, they admired their strength and cunning, both virtues they people could be better at. Thus a conspiracy that would last thousand years was born.
Knowledge was being slowly gained, and soon the Elders of Zion spiced their meetings with copious amounts of hashish, which brought even more clearance of mind to such ancient organization and helped them to know themselves and to also know what they don't even know that they don't know.
Amidst one of such extremely spiced meetings, one of the Elders summoned the skies, and rambled madly, but quickly the others looked above: a falling star came down.
Its rubble covered the vastness of a region in proximity to the village. An omen, a mark of fate. Their destiny was shown.
In the year 8160 B.C. , the Jews finally developed a spoken language and began to preserve their knowledge through the telling of stories and tales. Gatherers were focusing on the stones from the hills and on the construction of stone tools. But most important of all, they discovered that the savage but superior beings considered stone as worthy as gold, and thus, the Elders found their means of enacting their plan to make of Israel a truly great people.
When it seemed the ragheads have forgotten Israel, shit hits the fan and tensions arise after the Zionist diplomat called Riso makes a snide comment about the grandfather of one of the arab leaders that fell in a snake pit. Whether this was planned all along by the Elders or accidental will never be known.
The defense of Jerusalem is now sufficient due to their technological superiority, as ther sandniggers are still hurling rocks with their hands. Another far more important concern will soon be addressed, as negotiations with the Neanderthals have begun. Meanwhile, the Elders of Zion conclude that banditism and villainy will greatly enhance the wealth of their people at the expense of the arabs and of all other human tribes. Thus proudly the Jews will be the first humans in history to have a bandit's hideout in their territory.
Then, finally, the serious negotiations began with the übermensch. The Elders of Zion hoped that they would convince the Neanderthal to join their tribe, and them through cultural manipulations they would manipulate both peoples to interbreed, giving origin to a new breed of man capable of developing IQs as high as 180 and of having naturally born TITANIUM BONES. A true cultural revolution that will blend the last thousand years of folklore of Jews and Neanderthals together and secure Jews as the smartest people in Earth.
For the outcome of this mix, the Elders already had a name: Ashkenazi Ashkeneanderthal!!!!
FINALLY!!! A NEW ERA BEGINS
Real Life Source: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/8...hal-mating-left-its-mark-in-the-human-genome/
The other major civilizations of the world think themselves superior, but not for long, because the Zionists have found a new puppet to manipulate and secure their sovereignty forever, even if the world ends!
ISRAEL SHALL RISE!!!
On the next update: The Ashkeneanderthal Age