PrzeSzkoda said:
Bros befo hoes. Bring Pussy back.
That was really touching, BRO!
lightbane & Krraloth said:
Hey, no cheating! We're gonna finish this mission using the exact shitty equipment you dirtbags bought!
Anyway: the magical fairy uses her magical
wang wand and brings us back to Turn 1
Turn 1
Combot shoots 1st A'C twice, for 30 HPs
moves W.
Bluebttle shoots 1st R'C for 5 HP, moves SW.
Bratt moves N, kills 1st & 2nd R'C, shoots A'C for 0 HP
Przeszkoda shoots 3rd R'C twice, for 3HP, moves N
Krraloth shoots A'C twice, for 7HP, moves SW
Pussy moves N.
Enemy turn: two R'Cs shoot Combot for -1HP.
Turn 2
We have to kill this 1st A'C in this turn, or we're dead (well, one of us will die for sure).
That's why I insisted on buying a MT: stepping on a mine stops enemies from moving further AFAIR.
Combot shoots 1st A'C twice, for 29 HPs. If my calculations are right, he has 44 HPs left. There's no way for us to kill him even with concentrated firepower of the entire team. Let's move Combot W and pray that it survives next turn.
Bluebottle moves S, shoots 1st R'C three times
kills him, levels up.
Krraloth moves SW
shoots A'C twice, 0 damage
Bratt moves N
shoots 2nd R'C twice, for 5HP
Przeszkoda moves N
kills 2nd R'C
Pussy moves N, shoots A'C for 6HP.
Enemy turn:
- Two R'Cs shoot Combot for 0 damage
- A'C comes close to Combot and destroys our robot in one hit.
Mission failed.
Turn 2 (once again)
Let's try a different approach: everybody and their dog shoot at this fuckin' A'C
Combot hits A'C for 31 HP
Other guys shoot A'C, 16 times total. A'C is still standing. Bratt kills him with 17th shot, levels up.
I bet my ass somebody will die in enemy turn
Bratt heals himself.
Enemy turn: Three R'Cs shoots Combot six times, but for 0 damage. One R'C jumps close to Combot.
Turn 3
Maybe there is still hope for us, people!
Combot shoots 2nd A'C for 16 HPs, moves E.
Bratt moves N
kills 1st R'C, shoots 2nd for 3HP
Pussy kills 3rd R'C (the one in front of the Combot) with 2nd shot, misses 4th (the one in the south)
Bluebottle moves S
kills 4th R'C, levels up, moves W.
Enemy turn: one R'C shoots Combot twice, 0 damage, second one jumps close to Combot.
Turn 4
Great, four new R'Cs appeared from the hole.
Combot shoots A'C for 23 HP.
Bratt shoots 1st R'C
kills him. Kills three other R'Cs near the hole (that's why I love Double Fire - deadly weapon in close combat).
Przeszkoda misses 5th R'C twice, WIH
:facepalm:
Pussy finishes this R'C, moves S
kills 6th R'C.
Krraloth moves N, Bluebottle E (Crates).
Turn 5
Combot shoots A'C for 10 HP.
Krraloth shoots A'C 4 times, for 2 HP
Bluebottle moves NW.
Bratt moves NW
kills two R'Cs
Przeszkoda moves NW
shoots 3rd R'C for some damage.
Pussy finishes him off, levels up, goes N.
Turn 6
Combot shoots A'C for 22 HP.
Pussy switches his MG to mode B
kills two R'Cs. Switches back, misses 3rd.
Bratt kills 4th with 2nd shot. WIH. Kills 5th, heals himself.
Przeszkoda shoots 3rd R'C. WIH. Kills him with 2nd shot, runs OOA.
Krraloth moves N, Bluebottle W.
Turn 7
A'C is OOR of the Combot
Combot moves W, shoots A'C once, for 24 HP.
Przeszkoda moves N. I was thinking about blocking the A'C with the block, but decided not to. A'C should be almost dead anyway.
Bratt kills 1st R'C with 2nd shot, WIH.
Pussy shoots 2nd R'C
misses him twice, kills him with 3rd shot.
We have to kill this remaining R'C.
Krraloth moves NE
kills 3rd R'C with 2nd shot.
Bluebottle opens 1st & 2nd EC.
shoots A'C twice, but 0 damage
Turn 8
It's time to finish off this 2nd A'C. No new R'Cs appeared this time.
Let's have some fun, A'C should be almost dead anyway.
Bratt shoots A'C
And kills him with 1st shot, levels up
The only thing left now is opening two remaining crates.
Bratt opens them in Turn 12
Przeszkoda moves onto the [A] mark.
Mission ends.
Kills:
Krraloth 87(+1), Bratt 77(+14), lightbane 65(+0), Bluebottle 54(+1), Pussycat669 54(+7), PrzeSzkoda 27(+1)
Unit Menu:
I've decided to commend PrzeSzkoda, because
he's the only soldier who hasn't been commended yet of his stellar performance so far.
The goal for Bratt is clear now:
Just one SP more...
Anyway, no shopping for Bratt this time.
Shopping possibilities:
Pussycat669:
PrzeSzkoda:
Bluebottle:
Krraloth:
lightbane:
We can use all six units in next Mission, so no fooling around this time!
What should I buy for you?
PROTIP: Somebody should buy a Mine Thrower.
Don't listen to this alien scum above, soldiers!