Unicorn Juice
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Finding a maiden becomes surprisingly easy.
Back in Red…
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....That's right. Sel-san's gotta be a virgin.
Right, right, a virgin. I can catch the unicorn now.
Actually, I have a problem. Could you give me some advice?
Yes, if someone like me is acceptable, I'll gladly be of help to you. Please confide in me.
Sel-san, only you can save this poor, pitiful lamb. Will you help me?
Yes, if it's something I can do.
Then, I'll have you join my party.
Eh! What do you mean by that?
Rance-sama... why... oh.
We're fighting to take world peace back from the evil Helman Army. We need your power.
.......
I understand. I will help, even though I'm not at all confident in my abilities.
I got it. Let's fight together for justice.
Sel joined the party.
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Back in the forest…
We can ask her to have sex…
Sex is the best thing to do to understand human culture! So let's get to it!
Su -Elder, got, mad, at, Su.
Su- Said, sekks, bad, bad.
Su -Rance-chan, marry, Su?
.......
Su- Yeah, yeah, marry, Su! Then, we, can, sekks!
..............
We are teleported back to the village and we head to the lake…
“I understand. I feel bad for the poor thing, but I must do this."
The unicorn wasn't suspicious of Sel as she led it to us. And we finally succeeded in capturing it.
Alright, we finally captured it. Well then, let's get some nectar from it.
Okay, I hear unicorn nectar comes out when they're excited, so.. Sill, find a Flappa Flower.
Yes, Rance-sama.
Rance-san, what's a Flappa Flower?
That's some nice [Lore] check.
You know a lot about stuff like that, huh? Isn't your knowledge a little one-sided?
Fufufufu, I know everything.
..Actually, I heard about how to get nectar from a unicorn earlier from Maria.
While we were talking, Sill returned.
Rance-sama, I brought a Flappa Flower.
Alright, it's showtime!!
Unicorn “...Nn.. kh... u.. nn...."
After getting drunk off the characteristic scent of the Flappa Flower, the unicorn, unable to think clearly anymore, rolled around on the grass. She's completely at my mercy.
I moved the Flappa Flower as if to rub it on the unicorn's cute pussy. When I did, nectar started slowly flowing out.
Unicorn “*Gasp*.. *gasp*.. kh.. u.. uu.. nn..."
“The nectar's not really coming out, huh. I guess I've gotta step in here."
“You can't, Rance-sama. If you do that, the unicorn will lose its holiness and the nectar will lose its power."
“........Tch."
I endured my urges and harassed the unicorn with the FlappaFlower.
The unicorn moaned, twisting her body, and little by little, the nectar came out.
After extracting the nectar I wanted to do it once.. no, five times or so with the unicorn, but I took my eyes off of her for a second and she ran away.
Tch, she got away.
I thought I'd finally be able to do her!!!
...Then Sel-san can be an object of my sexual desire?
.........
I don't mind.
But just in Rance-san's imagination. You musn't act on it.
...Geez, what a tough guard.
Rance-sama, let's get back to headquarters. Let's save Leila-san.
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Back in Red…
Of course.There's only a 0.0000000000000000000000000032% chance that I could screw up.
Maria-san, please give this to Leila-san right away.
Sill handed Maria the pot containing the unicorn's nectar.
Thank you, with this we can save Leila-san.
Then I'll go have Leila-san drink it right away.
Well then, I'll accompany you.
I ended up being left out of Leila-san's restoration ceremony. But I don't care about that anymore. Right now, my head is full of thoughts of Leila-san's gratitude.
...Hey, Rance-sama.. Thanks for saving Leila....Why don't we have fun tonight... or something.
Hehehehehehehehehe.....
What on earth is the matter, Rance-dono...??
Shut up, it's got nothing to do with you.
While we chatted Maria and the rest came back.
I've caused a lot of trouble.
The captain of the imperial guard, Leila appeared, escorted by Kanami.
Rance-san, would it.. would it be alright if I fought with you a little longer?
What happened, I thought you hated fighting.
I see, I bet you fell for me, eh...?
That's not it.
That's gonna be compleeeeeeeeeeetely impossible.
.........
Hey, everything I do is correct. Acting like I'm some kind of villain... geez.
.......
Anyway, I will do my best to guide Rance to the right path. This is a trial given to me by God.
It's alright if I stay with you, isn't it?
Uhihihihihi.. if we're traveling together, I'll have all the chances I want to take Sel-san's virginity.
Rance-dono, Leila-dono has recovered, so why don't we start the attack on The・O soon?
Yeah, I guess it should be soon. And, what's the enemy look like?
I'll explain that.
According to our information, they're gathering the forces that were suppressing various places in Leazas.
I see, it'll be an easy win then.
According to our current information, with all of their suppression forces they'll have an army of 20,000 to 30,000.It looks like we'll have to attack them individually before they join together.
Fortunately, their troops don't seem to be coming together as they'd hoped due to guerrilla resistances from the Leazas Army in various place.
Alright, then we'll attack The・O tomorrow.
Indeed, the army is fully prepared. The enemies in The・O are only 2,000... We shall crush them.
Alright, then I'll leave the busy work to you guys. I'm gonna take a rest.
I left the headquarters.
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(Clank)
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Who... are you...!!
Argh.. *thud*
Someone had infiltrated the Leazas Liberation Army Headquarters as if to destroy the calm.
The guard who had come running was collapsed by the intruder's feet.
Soldier -Sir, we believe she's coming this way.
Here she is.
Satella's tired.
Name yourself. Do you perpetrate this violence knowing this is the Leazas Liberation Army Headquarters?
Of course. That Rance idiot's here, right?
You're here for Rance-dono.....?
Yep, I came for the Holy Sword. I already know Rance has it after all. Get out of my way before you get hurt.
I can't allow you ruffians through.
General Barres, let's take them out. We'll show them the power of the Leazas Army.
Dumbass.
Attack!!
At Barres' command, Leazas' elite soldiers charged at Satella.
Caesar swung his longsword down. Leazas Soldier “Ugwah!"The Leazas Soldier took 500 damage.
The Leazas Soldier died.
Leazas Soldier “Hah!" But his attack was avoided.
The Leazas Soldier died.
Leazas Soldier “Hah!"But his attack was avoided.
The Leazas Soldier died.
Weak, too weak.Aren't they, Caesar?
Caesar -YES.
Curse you.
How stupid, you still wanna fight...?You're no match for Satella.
Leazas' finest fencer Leila and I will fight you personally now. Prepare yourself.
Rance, there's trouble.
What do you want this late at night? You're so inconsiderate.
Right, Sill?
......
This is serious!!!
.....What's wrong, Maria-san?
Right, I'll listen, so keep it short.
The enemy.. the enemy's attacked.
What, a beautiful girl's snuck in to see me?
Rance-samaa....
........
Are you prepared?
Let's go.
Isis -
......
Caesar -
YES...
How impertinent.
Let's go!!
With a wide swing of his sword, Barres rushed at Caesar.
“My apologies!" But Barres did no damage to the enemy.
Ugh, he's hard as a rock. Didn't even budge.
Caesar swung his longsword down.
“Ugh.. I was mistaken." Barres took 500 damage.
Ugh... what a blunder..!!
Barres was defeated.
Eh, Barres-sama....
Isis -.......
“Ya!"But her attack was avoided.
Isis swung his sword. The monster's attack was avoided.
“Ya!"But her attack was avoided.
Isis swung his sword.
“Kya!"Leila took 80 damage.
Kuh.. At this rate....
Tch....
Isis swung his sword. Leila “Kya!"Leila took 300 damage.
Leila was defeated as well.
FUCK.
You're too weak. Rance should be past here. Let's go.
YES.
......
Right, we'll get them with a surprise attack.
They're here.
Now. Let's go.
Right.
Milli thrust her sword into the giant Caesar's side.
“................"
But Milli did no damage to the enemy.
You monster....
Caesar swung his longsword down. Milli “Kuh.."Milli took 500 damage.
“Kuh...."Milli was defeated.
, stop messing around and finish of that one too.
YES.
Isis swung his sword.
“Ah!" Kanami took 300 damage.
“Aaah..."Kanami was defeated.
FUCK.
Fufun, a mage, eh? Your magic won't work on Satella though.
You think so? Why don't we try it then?
White Destruction Beam!!!
Shizuka fired her ultimate magic at Satella. A bright flash of light hit Satella.
Hmph.
No way... It didn't work at all....
Shoddy magic like that won't affect Satella. C'mon, use a more powerful spell.
........
Kyahahaha, could that have been your strongest spell? Then it's Satella's turn.
Kya------!!!!
Shizuka was easily blown away by Satella's whip.
FUCK.
Rance's in that room, huh?
Rance, hurry... they're....
When you say “they" do you mean us?
(Crash)
Maria was blown away with one attack from Caesar.
If you want me to fuck you, you should sneak in more quietly. I don't like noisy girls, you know.
I didn't think that idiot from before would be the one to have the Holy Sword.
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Rance-sama....
If you don't wanna get hurt, you'd better give Satella the three armaments.
Don't wanna.
Let's see, if you really want them then maybe I'll give 'em to you if you masturbate in front of me, uhihihihi.
Kyahahahahahahahaha.
Don't misunderstand. Satella's not asking, she's ordering. Hurry up and hand 'em over.
Hmph, don't wanna. I ha---te being ordered around.
I guess idiots won't understand unless we use force. Let's go.
Hmph, Sill. Do it.
Yes, Rance-sama.
Fire Laser!!!!!
Kyahahahaha.
No.. no waay....
Fufufu, such childish magic won't affect Satella.
...Rance-sama...
Shit, you're useless. It's a pain, but I guess I'll fight you.
Hey little girl, tremble and disappear before the might of the strongest beautiful swordsman, Rance-sama. Gahahahahahahaha.
Satella brandished her whip.
“Shiit!!"He took 50 damage.115
You're all talk.
Tch, I was just holding back. I'm gonna get serious now.
“Sure kill, Rance Attatatatatatatatatata----ck!!"But his attack was avoided.
“Super sure kill, Super Rance Attatatatatatatatack!!"But his attack was avoided.
Agh, quit skipping around like that!!Fight me fair.
Then I'll attack.
Satella brandished her whip. Rance “Angya!!"He took 300 damage.000
You only got hurt 'cause you defied Satella even though you're weak.
D.. damn it.
This is the Holy Shield, huh? I'll take it. So then where are the Holy Sword and Holy Armor?
.......
Well, it's fine. You're hiding it from Satella, eh?
Kya---, Rance-sama...
“..............."Dammit! Sill's unconscious.
“If you want this woman back, bring the Holy Sword and the Holy Armor to the Hyperbuilding."
“We'll trade this woman for the Holy Sword and Holy Armor. Satella'll be waiting there."
“What!!"
“See ya."
Agh.... I can't move... damn it.
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Satella and her Guardians abducted Sill and left. All of us were wounded and no one could follow them.
The next day
I recovered enough to move somehow with Sel's magic.
Are you alright, Rance?
Yeah.
There's nothing.. we can't beat her.....
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No. Who'd listen to what that woman says? We're going to the Hyperbuilding and we're going to get Sill back by force.
No way, we can't beat her.
We can't challenge a Dark Lord to a fight.
Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Rance-sama, the greatest hero there'll ever be. A Dark Lord's nothing but dirt to me.
...But you lost.
I was just taken by surprise. I lost because I was half-asleep. If we fight fair and square, I'll win.
Wait, Rance. Then what are we going to do about the attack on The・O? They're unorganized, now's our only chance.
We're postponing that. We'll attack The・O after beating Satella at the Hyperbuilding.
If the Dark Lords want the Holy Sword that badly, they definitely won't lay a hand on Sill until Rance comes. We should attack The・O before the enemy gathers its main force there...
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Anyway, I decided to head to the Hyperbuilding to save Sill. Wait for me, Sill.
The Hyperbuilding is South.
I don't know who built it in what era, but it's tall enough topierce the heavens. It's a completely meaningless structure.
....My neck hurts...
Rance, stop being stupid. We're going in.
Satella's inside this building, right?
....I feel the presence of a monster from this building. Please be careful.
....Alright, we're going in.