Let's Play Rule The Waves: Historical Revisionism Edition
From the shores of the Bismarck Arcipelago to the coasts of Africa, Russian navy troops fight on. What the heck
"Firmly in control", we have a single old CL there, the Germans can't spare even a single ship it seems.
The Germans are tired of war. We? Not even one point of unrest.
Our subs sink four freighters, and our ACW patrols catch a Teutonic fish. Good month for the sub warfare front.
A group of German Destroyers try, under the cover of bad weather, a torpedo run on our docks in Riga. Our patrols catch them, and in a short firefight one of our Zvonki class is heavily damaged by some good German shooting, but one of their 900 tons DD slows down and get two torpedoes. Good catch nonetheless.
Work on the Eustafi will be over next month, and the Pacific Fleet ships have reached the Baltic. They are in a sorry state, but an extra B plus CAs and escorts is what is needed to blockade the Germans. Table have again turned against the Teutons.
In before the Eustafi takes a torpedo next engagement
As I said.
Our scientists report us discoveries on Diesel Engines, HE explosive performance and overall tactical improvements. Our budget is well spent, I guess. On the foreign spies department, shortages of food are causing again widespread demonstrations in Germany. Let's break them again.
The Eustafi is an experiment: a 18k tons pre-dread with 14 inches guns in single turrets. Should have a punch, and fire with superior RoF and precision.
Should.
Under the waves Russia ruuuuuleeeees
We lose a sub due to German ACW, but they lose five merchant ships in a month. And we sink another sub. Brutal UW war indeed.
Gotta love UW war. Pity I can't command my subs directly. Maybe in the next game? When we get Air also? Can't wait.
One of our
Mercury class cruisers, during a random patrol sweep, gets near a neutral freighter. The captain gets suspicious and dammit, we get one of the German Armoured Merchant Cruisers. 60 mines even, I don't want to think what could have happened to our smaller vessels!
Let's sink the treacherous bastard.
After a quick exchange, out 8inch guns make short work of the unarmoured ship.
Following our policies! A point of Unrest for more budget. Fair trade, I say.
Total war, best war.
There are rumours of mutinies in the German fleet. Furthermore, their limited actions in the last two months could mean they are running low of fuel thanks to our blockade. We need to endure just a little bit more....
Months of warfare for two hills, three natives and a sausage factory. Can't wait for the games about the "
Russian-German Warfare in South Africa, 1915". Skirmish ruleset for the Orthodox natives included.
"YOU MISBEGOTTEN RETARD! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT WAS THE 313th Corps THAT MADE LANDFALL IN February 1915, AND THEY LACKED MACHINEGUN SUPPORT! THIS LIST IS FULL OF CRAP AND THE AUTHORS ARE HACKS! No respect for historical accuracy!"
"I find the weapon lists for Native Weapons subpar. Why so? African warriors had excellent fire discipline, check this link"
"The lack of a disclaimer at the beginning of the book
clearly recognizing
both the German and the Russian war crimes on the natives is worrying. As a 1/10 descendant of South African ancestry, I'm offended by the lack of respect."
"Я понятия не имею о том, что я печатаю!
Без понятия!"
.... sorry, mind wandered a bit. Yes, we failed a coastal raid. Shit weather, you see. We failed to find even a single Merchant ship (not that the blockade helps) and the German patrols were nowhere to be found.
how
Ok, this was not what we had in mind. An Augustus does not kill a Caesar. Goddammit we have started something I don't like, well, at least we won the war, no?
First, we get a brand new German BB as a trophy. I almost wanted to take the German BC, but we need more a new BB to replace our losses.
We occupy all the German colonies during the collapse. They are worth jack shit, but we don't have to mantain them (an old CL is good enough for foreign service there) and we get some money. Maybe I should design some good ships for Foreign Service instead of employing rusted hulks full of drunk Siberians.
Endlösung gets a German ship, renamed
Madagaskar II. This is weirdly fitting, I guess. The
Pommern class is kinda of a good vessel, even, and getting it for free restores some of our Dreadnought balance.
We'll need to restore some ships, mothball others, and I guess it's time to build
more subs (we lost just two in the war, but goddammit they are effective) and to retire some 20-years old ships.
The new German government is not commies, unluckily. Simply a limited democracy on the continental model, with a Chancellor and things. For us, things won't change a lot, and also....
"Without doubt we can say that it was the harsh conditions imposed by the Russians to cause Edmund Hitler's rise to power. It has been often pointed out that the Tsar did not want a bloody coup, and that we need to give the responsabilities for the war of '39 not on the German people, but on the bloodthirsty Russian military, particularly in the Admiralty, a true den of iniquity as we will see. Thus, we can say, that in a way Russia caused the death of twenty millio...."
Sorreh, today I'm kinda dizzy.
But, wait a sec
wait a sec
WAIT A SEC
THE TIME HAS COME
If we plan this well, we can teach the Nipponese a lesson. If we don't have a crisis with the Britons or anything else.
AT LAST
NEXT TIME, WE SEE WHAT THE JAPS HAVE IN STORE FOR US
A Skoda coastal gun in Austro-Hungarian service. On the left, the Author's hand, sadly proving that I'm white