Completed Let's play Tale of Wuxia - Comic Sans Optional

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182 - The Contest Begins

Spoiler

It's time to enter the exam halls and start the test.

Abbot Wuyin, Master Zuo and every one here have worked hard! This year's contest has reached a new height. Look at these newcomers, and think of the flourishing martial arts world. My efforts as well as the two Masters are not in vain, I feel so delighted.

As usual, there will be two stages to this Contest. The first is the stage of knowledge. It shall test all of you in the knowledge of martial arts, its anecdotes, facts and history. Knowledge that is necessary if you wish to travel far in this martial arts community.

Your literature test will affect your rank in the Martial test. The higher your score, the less challenge you need to win in the Martial Test.

Do not despair if your martial knowledge is lacking, you can still compensate it with excellence in Martial Test. But we strongly condemn any attempts to cheat. Do not bring great shame to your clans or sects. I hope all of you do not stoop to such lowly behavior! Understood?!

Good. You may begin the Literature Test!

 

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183 - The Winner

Spoiler

Ah, my cute imouto noticed me~

Picked the Finger Technique.

You've done well. Your deeds will be recorded. The next generation will know of your accomplishment. I hope you will create a chivalrous chronicle and protect the weak to serve a role model for the young ones.

Thank you, Master Cao!

Mr. Xu! Why are you here?

Of course I'm here. I need to record this into my book and congratulate you personally.

So I'm going to be in your Wulinpedia?

Of course.

Thanks Mr Xu! I'm so excited!

I have great expectations of you. Keep up the good work.

The Wulinpedia! Are you the author, Xu Ziyi?

That is correct, Master Cao.

I am your biggest fan! Please, I would love to have one of your signatures.

Uh, I'll gladly give you one. It's my honor to sign for the third best swordsman in the world, Master Cao. (As long it's not too much.)

Man, what a perfect day.

 

[Kabas]

You cheating bastard! Can't you just decide on one waifu or something?
Do you think umbrellas can help you with fixing Xiangyun feelings? Damnit!

 

[abnaxus]

7 waifus are required to remain true to the lore.

 

[hello friend]

Man I was completely blindsided by that buddhist monk's political leanings. Did not see that coming. Fascism crops up in the strangest places, I guess.

 

[baud]

Man I was completely blindsided by that buddhist monk's political leanings. Did not see that coming. Fascism crops up in the strangest places, I guess.

He's a newb, he couldn't even draw his swastika correctly

 

[abnaxus]

Final prequel boss makes Niggaraja look like a scrub.
When you play the prequel be sure to get the best/true ending. It's fukkin grorious

Spoiler

Massive spoilers

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I really loathed Taya when she first enters the party and goes full retart a couple of times but kinda came to like her anyway.

 

[RK47]

The final boss for me is the number of images in my screenshot folder.

I'd probably take a long break from LP-ing once this one is over.
I did not expect it'd take 200+ updates to conclude.
The nights with 1000+ raw images in the screenshot folder are so bad for sleep that I was even editing LP in my dreams.
And then I wake up and realize I did not do any of those updates.



I made it a rule from then on to just stop playing completely at 10 PM to empty my brain before going to sleep on weeknights.
And if I ever accumulate 2000+ raws I'd just nuke them all and restore to a save point and rerun it all over again in 200 shots chunks.

Remember folks:

 

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184 - Year 4

Spoiler

Master, Brothers, I'm back!

Tell us what happened in the Contest. Did you win?

Yes, I was lucky to win this year's Contest!

Hahaha, you are really my good disciple!

Tch, nothing to be proud about!

I ignore his butthurt and visit the shop. It's New Year! Time to buy goodies. All the teas, drinks and stuff. I have money to spend now.

Wah! You came here especially to wish me happy new year? I'm so over the moon!

Ha! Don't be so smug! I've come to pay my respects to Master Wuxia Zi under my father's order.

Ah, so you're not here to see me.

Um, actually it's part of the reason I came here.

I feel better now after hearing you say that. Come, let me show you around the Valley.

The two walk around and chatted...

And then Ji splashed a bucket of water on Wang Rong! Man, she was all wet and angry.

...

Ah, sorry, you must feel bored listening to me talk.

Not at all. I envy that you get along well with your fellow disciples.

Nah, I'm just their punching bag during practice. Especially Bully Ji.

Let me tell you some embarrassing things about him. It's rare I get the chance to badmouth that jerk.

Hehe. Eh, what's this?

A red satchel? Why does it look so familiar?

Isn't this an amulet?

Why don't we open it? *opens it*

Hm.. is there a name on it?

No, but there's a date of birth and the eight characters of the horoscope. Born November 7th of Gui Hai year with words 'Long Life' written on it.

Really?!

Hey, Shi Di Fen! What's that in your hands?

Damn! Jing Ji, I just found it on the ground...

It's mine! Give it back!

(Ah! It's the thing he wears on his neck every day!)

Hmph! Finally! Did you open it?

No, no! (If I tell him the truth, he'd hit me.)

Hmph! You're getting cocky. You dare to hang around the Valley with a woman. It's no wonder you can't make any progress on your martial arts skills!

What! I wasn't! Damn you, Ji!

You talking to me?

Is there anyone else?

You're as rude as my junior disciple. No wonder you two hang out together.

Where did you get this satchel?

None of your business. Why should I answer you?

Eh! (Shit, two of them together...)

Watch your mouth!

No! Hongshan! Calm down!

You stubborn girl! So you wanna fight? Go ahead, I'm not afraid!

You two, stop it lah! It's a new year, can't you maintain peace and harmony?!

Stop acting like you're the smart one, Di Fen. Staying with a crazy woman like that, you'll end up stupider!

Hongshang, I'm sorry to ruin new year's day like this.

Di Fen, who are his parents?

Huh? I heard he is an orphan. Yuexuan found him near thorn bushes, so he got the name Jing Ji. We are all orphans here.

Di Fen, this is my hair clip. Can you read what is carved on it?

Ah.. OK born on November 7th. Next to it 'Hundred year's old' What the- you and Ji?

This hair clip, my dad said it belongs to my mother.

What does it mean? Could it be that you're both betrothed at birth?

My dad never told me about this. Maybe it's just a coincidence.

Could it be Jing Ji is somehow related to your father or the Thunder Hall?

I'll ask him when I return. Di Fen, please don't tell Ji about this, OK?

Ok. (Why should I? Even if it's true, he wouldn't care and piss off everyone even more.)

Di Fen, sorry for today. I'll go back now.

 

[abnaxus]

They're fraternal twins. In the prequel there's an allusion to this as well.

 

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185 - Thunder

Spoiler

Opens with a slash, and then parry, and then a full strength swing to blast the enemy away. An irresistible strike. Ah, I've got it! What an amazing style!

Learned Thunder Blade Art.

Nice. Damaged based on Blade skill.
Only one way to know how it is. To the arena!

It's normal to see Fu in the tavern, just like a fish in the water. But Jiannan? I'm surprised to see you here as well.

Ha-ha, we're just talking about you.

Oh, what about?

Come on, let's cheer for the new champion of Young Heroes contest!

Ah, I see! After the match that day, I couldn't find you anywhere!

If I have to hazard a guess, Jianhan probably went straight to the tavern.

Haha, that's him alright.

So, the champion and runner-up are both here. Such a rare occasion! I toast to you both!

Ooh! This is an honor.

Incredible! Jiannan is drinking! I must join in as well!

Hehe, good good! Drink up! Glug glug. Hooo~ah!

Wow, Jiannan! Now you can drink a lot!

Yeah. (What a surprise. Have we ruined this guy?)

Such a joyful occasion! Come, let me toast you both again!

*Thonk*

Looks like he has improved. That's two cups before he gets knocked out.

Not bad. It's our turn now. Don't go home before you're drunk! Cheers!

 

[abnaxus]

I think all gurls like flowers if you run out of umbrellas.

 

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186 - Self Pwn

Spoiler

Hehehe, welcome.

Ah, Xiahou Fei! You're here!

Hello, Di Fen!

You came at the right time, Di Fen. I wanted to tell you something.

Wang Rong's father is holding a Broadsword Conference for all skilled blade disciples to attend.

Xiahou Fei is famous in the Clan of Matchless Broadsword, so he received the invitation. Why don't you accompany him as well and represent Xiaoyao Valley?

I'd be delighted.

Oh, since this is a Conference for Broadsword disciples, isn't Jing Ji coming?

Bah! Even the mention of his name makes me angry! I don't know where he went off to and I don't care enough to find him!

Alas, I'm already too old to control my disciple...

Ah, Master...

Hmph! Let him be! At least I have you and Yuexuan, my obedient disciples, hehehe.

(This old man's mood swings easily.)

Wang Rong! I miss you so much!

I miss you too! Where's Jing Ji? I remember that he uses a blade too.

Ah, Master couldn't find him. Ah, let's not talk about him.

Ah, what a shame, I haven't seen him for a long time.

?? (Is Bully Ji really worth missing?)

Anyway, come in, have a seat. Xiahou, long time no see!

Nice to meet you, Miss Wang.

Aw, Di Fen's friends are my friends, you can call me Rong. Don't be so formal.

Ah. Rong.. that's so similar to Furong.. Hehehe...

?? What are you saying?

Oh, remember Chengdu? Xiahou really likes Grampa Nian's daughter. Her name is Furong, and she's good at cooking, just like you.

Eh! Shi, you talk too much!

Aiyah, don't tease Xiahou lah. What about you, brother? Is the girl you love good at cooking too? And does she have the word 'Rong' in her name?

Wow, you got me there. The girl I admire also has the word "Rong" in her name. Not only she's skilled at cooking, but she's also mischevious and hates training martial arts so much that she made up excuses to skip them.

But that's what makes her cute lah!

Eeeeh. Are you serious?

What do you think?

A liar should eat 1000 needles. Heeee! I'm not gonna waste any more time talking to you, I need to prepare lunches for the attendees, suit yourself. Bye-bye, you two.

Haha, she's still the same.

Shi, you're so good at dealing with girls, I should learn from you.

Haha, don't say that, man. Others may misunderstand it.

Uh... H-Hongshang, you're here too?!

You must've forgotten that all skilled Broadsword sects are invited, and that includes Thunder Hall as well. Ah, but how can you remember so many things, especially a tomboy like me? A girl who's good at cooking and with a Rong in her name is more worthwhile to remember.

Ai-ya-ya~

Well, Shi. I shall test your Xiaoyao Broadsword Techniques at the conference. See you later! Hmph!

Looks like she's mad.

Shi, although you may have a knack when it comes to the ladies, I think it's better to be more faithful as a man, hehe.

I wonder if she likes umbrellas?

 

[abnaxus]

Rong answer.

 

[Kabas]

 

[Darth Roxor]

poor shi di fen just can't get a break

 

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187 - Battle of Blades

Spoiler

Welcome! All of you are outstanding disciples of your sect. I hold this conference to display and exchange broadsword techniques. I hope we can learn from each other.

This year, all of you shall compete against each other and to the winner I shall impart my Roaring Tiger Internal Arts.

Follow me. I shall teach you the Roaring Tiger Arts now.

The study of martial knowledge is endless. I just tried my best and strive to not dishonor our sect's name.

Good boy. You must be tired, go and have a rest.

 

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188 - Good friends help each other

Spoiler

Jianhan, where are you headed?

I was looking for you bro!

Why?

I just bought two bottles of fresh Dukang spirit from the village to drink with you!

Wonderful! Let's go!

Why bother drinking elsewhere? This is as good a place as any!

Yeah, I'm totally refreshed now! Now I'm ready to practice my swordsmanship!

An excellent idea! I can be your opponent!

Is this a good idea?

Alright, show me your Xiaoyao Swordsmanship!

No problem, watch out, Jianhan!

Hahah, Xiaoyao Swordsmanship really lives up to its name!

I'm flattered. Your swordsmanship is so flexible. Do you really learn that on your own?

Well, that's not entirely true. I usually practice with my drinking buddies, they are both my friends and my teachers!

Ooh! (Now I'm curious who he hangs out with.)

Oh yeah, Di Fen, I think you can improve the third movement of your sword style into a thrust. What do you think?

Hmm, you're right!

And on the fifth, you should slash upwards.

You're right! It is better! That's strange! Fu, how'd you know? Are you sure this is the first time you see this sword art?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's my first time. It's just a gut feeling that it'll be smoother, so I just did it.

(Just one look and he's already improving it? Amazing!)

Buddy, you're a true martial arts prodigy!

+10 Martial Knowledge

Forgot who the Qingsheng Sect are.

Everyone seems rather quiet, wonder if anything interesting will happen.

There's only one Yan I know. Yan Yu, the quiet swordsman.

All this talk about Buddha sword and Devil blade is weird. I seem to recall Xu Ziyi saying it's a title for two persons? Now they're actual sword and blade?

More walking around did not reveal any chest to loot. Instead I found conflict.

Annoying worm! Let's see how long you can keep this up! HA!

I've got to help him!

Another fool who can't wait to die, I see. DIE!

 

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189 - vs One of the Eight

Spoiler

He's strong, but 2 v 1 , we have the advantage.

Ugh.

Yan Yu, are you alright?

I'm fine, I need to let my master know about this as soon as possible.

What is going on here?

Ziyang Zi has joined up with the followers of Tianlong to seize leadership of the sect! Don't waste any time! We must hurry back and tell my master!

Yan Yu was ambushed by a member of the Cult!

What?!

Yes, Master. Ziyang Zi is plotting to take over the sect.

I fear the cultists may already have infiltrated the sect. We have to stop this competition immediately and find out where they're hiding.

I thank you for saving Yan Yu, however...

Many skilled martial artists from many sects are present today to witness the competition. If I were to cancel the fight, they would think I am a coward.

But this concerns the future of your sect and your life!

Worry not, young man. There are plenty of watchful eyes here, it would not be easy for them to try and ambush me.

Moreover, my swordsmanship is still as sharp as ever.

But-

My decision is final. I will not run from this fight!

I understand. We will capture the infiltrators, so Master could fight without worrying about your back.

Very well. But you are injured, do not push yourself too hard.

Let's look for them at the proving grounds!

But ignoring the 3 cultists is not an option. The flanking critical damage adds up quickly.

The Big Bad hasn't even attacked a single time.

 

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190 - Heal and Hurt

Spoiler

Sometimes it's best to go back to the basics.

The first style I ever mastered from the valley is still relevant.

Never forget the basics.

You! Mess with my affairs again, and I'll make you regret it!

Don't think about running!

Yan, you are seriously injured, don't push yourself too hard! He could be leading us to an ambush. I suggest we return to your master and make sure everything is fine.

Yes... I think you're right.

Without the Cult's interference, the competition concluded with no foul play.

Thank you for your help today, young man. You are Qingcheng's Sect's honored guest from now on. I'll be sure to tell your master of your great deed today. I must say Xiaoyao Valley has produced a phenomenal disciple.

I'm flattered, I was simply doing what's right.

I will always be grateful for your actions today.

Don't mention it, that's what friends are for, to help each other.

*smiles*

(Heh, is he really smiling? Haha, I must be seeing things.)

 

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191 - Past pains

Spoiler

Let me think about it some more.

Hey, time waits for no man. The Cult of Tianlong is expanding rapidly, they need talents like you.

With my recommendation, you'll achieve greater things than others. Why stay in this tiny place like Xiaoyao Valley, taking orders from your Master and Gu Yuexuan. Do you really enjoy living in others' shadows?

...

Tch!

Oh? It's you! Did you hear what I said?

Why are you inciting Ji to betray the sect?

Come now, don't be so harsh, I'm just taking care of the young generation, making sure it doesn't wither away. You too seem to be young and promising. Why don't you come with me and do something great?

Ah, Wuxia Zi, long time no see!

How dare you return!

Oh, just a lingering sense of attachment after my 20 years spent here. So I thought why not come and pay the valley a visit?

Attachment? You betrayed the Master's orders and joined the Cult of Tianlong! Your act of betrayal made Master ill out of frustration, how dare you even say you feel any attachment to this place!

HA! Master is too pedantic. He only favors you, giving you the ancestral and best internal style and even let you marry my beloved one!

What did he ever give me? NOTHING! I did not lose to you, but Master never cared about me!

Her happiness... you're the reason why I betrayed the sect, all because of you and that old, blind geezer.

Silence! Master had passed away and still you insult him! Today I'll teach you a lesson on his behalf!

Hmph! Again you wish to ride the high horse! Always the flawless one!

Well! I did not come here for you today. You, think over my words! We shall meet again!

This traitor! How dare you hook up with him?!

Well...

Jing Ji, I've told you many times. He's evil, getting involved with him will lead you the wrong way, why won't you listen to me?

Now you want to lead Di Fen the wrong way?

He is not totally wrong...

What did you just say?!

Nothing.

You're grounded this month, no leaving the valley! Think of your mistakes and build up your discipline!

Tch!

Am I clear?!

Yes!

Where are you going?

Back to my room to think!

You! Grr.. I'm so angry!

What is it?

You said Senior disobeyed former Master's order and joined the cult. What was that order?

Sigh. It's a long story. Twenty years ago, the Cult expanded rapidly in the Western region. Rumor said it's because they had a great source of power within their Sanctuary. In order to learn more about it, all sects sent their elites to search of their hideout.

He ignored Master's opposition, insisting on carrying out an espionage mission inside the Cult of Tianlong, but in the end he was turned over to their side by the Nagaraja.

Upon learning the news, Master was greatly upset and fell ill, eventually dying in depression.

So that's what happened...

He is an opportunist. He'll betray anyone to achieve his goals, even his own parents! Do not fall for his lies and stray from the right path.

I understand.

If only Ji could understand... *Sigh*

Needing a bit of cheering up, I went to visit Qi's stand at the market. But found it closed for the day.

Master Qi, what happened?

Hey, kid. *cough* You're here, I see. Sorry, I'm in bad shape. *cough* It seems that I can't work today.

Dad...

Master Qi, you should rest first. I have some medical training from Dr. Miracle, maybe I can help treat you.

*Sigh* It's no use, my condition is internal injury, no medicine can cure me.

How did this happen? Was it an accident during your training?

No.. ten years ago, I had a disagreement with a Bagua Disciple. Not wanting to kill me in public, they hit me on one of my acupoints. I thought I'd recover over time...

But it seems they have permanently damaged my body. Every time I practice, it gets worse. I think I don't have much time left.

What a terrible person! Is there no cure?

Only the South Emperor can help me.

Who's that?

Well, in the past, apart from the Nameless One, there were still a lot of other heroes. Nameless One is the best, but there's also the next top four of each regions.

They are Chongyang Wang, the Central Emperor, Feng Ouyang in the West, Zhixing Duan in the South, Qigong Hong in the north.

The South Emperor's One Finger Death Touch can not only cause great damage but can also cure internal injuries.

But its knowledge has been lost for decades, no one can practice it now. So I'm afraid my injury is incurable.

Dad, don't say that.

Master Qi... don't give up. I'll try to find and learn that technique. (But where can I find it?)

 

[abnaxus]

Pity Art of poisonous flame internal style is bugged. It should make you immune to poison.

 

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192 - Samurai Showdown

Spoiler

Stumbled upon Thunder Hall operation while strolling by the lake.

Di Fen...

Where are you going with so many people? Is it the Tangmen again?

No, we're going to wipe out the pirates that have been harassing shipments.

That's dangerous, Hongshang.

I know you care about me but it has to be done. Right now the weak Emperor left the eunuchs in charge while the competent officials are suffering.

This country's internal problems never cease and external problems keep increasing, its people are suffering. If we don't step in during these desperate times, who will?

She is a true Xia.

Hongshang, I'm coming with you.

I knew you'd say that. No, let me handle it myself.

No way! Either you let me come along or I'll force you to stay!

...

You're precious to me. If anything happens to you, how can I deal with the pain and regret? Let me come with you.

Okay.

Later...

Cut the crap! You're no match for our firearms in naval battle! Today I'll enforce justice on behalf of heaven and avenge all the innocents you've killed!

That critical triggered her internal art. Doubling her attack power.

I did all this for you. No need to thank me.

Do you still remember that promised favor you owe me? Does this count?

Eh, I'm a man of my word, what I did was on my own volition. So, what favor do you need of me?

Actually, the Grandmaster of Thunder Hall, Qin Silong is my father.

Ah, I'm so surprised by that! M'lady! My apologies for my ungentlemanly behavior.

My husband must be both brave and resourceful, responsible and loyal to me.

Father is old, as his daughter how can I let him worry about so many things, so...

..so?

Will you help me?

Huh? What do you mean?

You've promised! You can't break it, OKAY?

And she left, just like that.

...

What the fuck? That was awkward as hell.

Oh man, this is awesome! Wonderful! Sugoi! Hao! HAO! HEN HAO!!!

I dunno, this romance seems so awkward.

 

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193 - Sad!

Spoiler

Could it be that you are also...

Gay?

Consumed by love?

Yes, exactly! Why does love hurt so much? I cannot eat, nor can I sleep, I just want her to smile at me, but even that is unachievable! Painful, so very painful!

Ah, such sadness, so much sadness! Those who suffer the same misfortune sympathize with each other. I am Li Weizhi, may I ask your name?

Ren Jiannan.

We suffer from the same pain, I want to toast you, but I do not drink, there is no good wine to be found around here either. So I shall instead recite a poem as a toast to you.

Then I shall reciprocate with the music of my Qin. Let my song be a toast to you!

Ren begins to play alongside his poet friend.

Ah, good song, intoxicating.

Your poetry intoxicates my heart. It allows me to escape sorrow!

But such sorrow from love is hard to quell, even drinking only prolong the sadness!

Li, you are the one who understands me!

Ren, I consider you my close friend!

Ah, I really drank a lot today.

What? Where's the wine?

Huh, it's just here, can't you see? Let me play some more!

Ah, the tune is so overpowering!

???? (Are they insane?)

 

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194 - Beyond Infinity

Spoiler

Another week of strolling and another encounter with The Untranslated Poet

Sigh. We shouldn't meet each other in the first place...

Mr. Li you sound so lovesick nowadays.

Sigh. It's true. I cannot help it. Don't laugh at me, please.

Who is the lady that got you so smitten?

She is the daughter of a wealthy clan. I am only a poor scholar without influence and money, so I cannot marry her. Destiny makes a fool of people, we met each other but we cannot be together, just constant yearning and falling further into sorrow.

I thought after coming to Hangzhou, we will never see each other again. But my love cuts so deep, I cannot help but remember.

Ah! You kids are the ones who visit Lingzhi's home often and ask for sweets. Have you seen her lately? Is she alright?

Miss Jin lost so much weight, she doesn't look well!

She always sighs and shakes her head, saying she misses someone. Sometimes she cries while giving us sweets.

Oh, Lingzhi, why am I making you miserable?

She wanted us to pass a letter to you. That's why we're here today.

What! Oh, thank you! Thank you very much. Here take this, go buy yourselves some sweets.

What's in the letter?

It's untranslated chinese, Steve. You wouldn't understand. Suffice to say, Lingzhi feels the same as I do. She's in despair. Alas, her father wants her to marry someone else.

If you love each other why not elope?

Shi, you can't be serious!

There are ancient antecedents, so why not emulate them? Legendary couples are born that way.

Well...

Why do you hesitate, is there something you fear?

Shi, you don't understand! Her father, Mr. Jin is very powerful in Luoyang. He has bodyguards patrolling his estates. I'm just a weak scholar, even ten of me cannot take on even one of them. I fear I might die before even seeing Lingzhi.

Shit, I got nothing better to do. Let's use martial arts to help this guy.

Let me help you.

You'd risk your life for me?

I've made up my mind, just say the word and I'll do the rest.

Thank you, Shi. But how will you get Lingzhi out of their estates?

I'll sneak in at night. Climb over the walls and bring her out safely. We'll meet back here once I get your lady friend out safely.

Shi, you must let me help you somehow.

No, it's better if I go alone. I'm afraid I cannot take care of you when the fighting starts.

Alright, I understand. Here, take this handkerchief. It is a token of our love. Show it to her and she will trust you.

Later that night...

First, I'll climb over the west fence and then leap upwards with the Art of the Golden Goose. No time to lose. Let's do it!

I would rather die than not be with Mr. Li. I've made up my mind, I shall kill myself...

Miss Jin! Calm down!

Who are you?

Li sent me. He told me to show you this handkerchief.

Oh, this is - where is he now? Please take me to him!

I didn't expect her dad to be this guy.

Dad, I won't marry Mr. Ximen, let me pursue my own happiness.

Bullshit! Ungrateful child! I brought you up, you are mine! You don't get to decide anything!

I won't let that happen!

Who the hell are you?

Oh? You're here too!

Another one?! Who?!

Just someone who treasures a friend's happiness.

Get them!

Man, I didn't need the help. But Ren is fantastic for trash groups.

Wow. This meta is getting interesting. +500 ATK is probably the MAX you can get from buffs. I think the buff is supposed to go up in stages per turn.

OK let's do the math.
The first screen upon activating twice says Damage Bonus 120
We know that Sky Breaker blade gives +75 so it's 120-75 = 45 from casting Ultimate Wuji twice with Dual Strike trigger.

What I don't quite get is how it jumped from +45 into +500 in just one turn.
There must be some glitched math somewhere.