Let's play UFO: Enemy Unknown - Update #25: It's on!

[Frau Bishop]

Next page, cool. Thanks.

Reporting to defend our beloved friends and allies around base US fucking A -

the center of funding and humanity.

 

[Haba]

Next page, cool. Thanks.

Reporting to defend our beloved friends and allies around base US fucking A -
the center of funding and humanity.

Hooray! Orgy in the mess hall at 2PM!

 

[Gonchi]

The legendary exploits of Silellak and his band of meat shields have inspired me to abandon the safety of anonymity take up arms against the alien menace.

Sign me up. ¡Hasta la victoria o con gloria morir!

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Note to self: Put live grenade in Silellak's pocket.

 

[Desmodus Rotundus]

holy crap I managed to survive into second mission, and frag some xenos as well, my sacrifice won't be forgotten by gods of war now. Hello Valhalla, here I come!




Now we just need Garfunkle to continue his TFTD thread.

 

[Hieromancer]

If you ever run out of other walking road-bumps to the alien advance, then I'd be happy to recklessly throw away my life for the cause. Give me a laser rifle and sign me up to the slaughter, I won't tolerate no aliens crossing our borders.

 

[LusciousPear]

Fuck yeah, LusciousPear is a dreaaaaaamboat

 

[Frau Bishop]

Humans lost?
Damn.

 

[Toxic Avenger]

moar

 

[Tails]

moar

If you say so.

This is current squad of US fuckin A. They have Lazors, Grenades, sharp sticks, everything to kick some alien asses

Before end of the month some Large UFO flee trough Europe, Interceptor were not ableto catch it, heh.

Also, we have new replacement for fallen heroes in Codexia defense:

Don't let me down, soldiers! we are running out of recruits btw. so tell your family and friends, to join Codexia fighting Alien menace! free pen for everyone who signs contract.

Not bad, only Japan & Australia didn't increase funds. Ungrateful cunts.

Small UFO that ended up in the sea.

Suddenly... two UFO, small & large show up in two different areas.

You must be fucking kidding me!

Just from curiosity I decided to check how is the progress on plasma rifle, sigh.

Small UFO was shot down somewhere in Russia and was target by Skyranger. Now both Interceptors try to shot down Large UFO, without success.

Looks bad. Interceptor from US fuckin A is coming for rescue...

NOT

Time for Choices & Consequences my dear Codexians. Which UFO we should Assault with Skyranger? the white X is the small UFO we shot down. The one on far right is landed Battleship, and between both & lower is large UFO, Harvester. The choice is yours.

 

[Ashery]

The battleship should be Fun, so I'd suggest that

 

[spekkio]

Battleship of course. We need new souls in Valhalla.

Also: EV is still in the team? WTF man, you need to update more frequently.

 

[taplonaplo]

^
There's no contest, obviously the battleship!

 

[Zdzisiu]

Battleship, and you gonna get raped.

 

[dragonfk]

Battleship you pussy.

And I want to reenlist!

 

[Overweight Manatee]

US Fucking A gets armor? I believe it should be Xcom tradition to send every green solder into at least a single battle with nothing more then a pea shooter and an extra pair of pants to piss in.


And of course, our destination must be the battleship.

 

[Big Nose George]

waiting for deployment

 

[Darth Roxor]

All aboard the rape wagon battleship.

 

[SuicideBunny]

battleship.
also, sign me up for the good fight.

 

[Yeesh]

Damnit, play it safe and go for the small UFO. I want to live through my first mission.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I don't want to be stuck in the med bay while all the others have fun.

Oh well.

 

[Spectacle]

Send the Europe team to the battleship, and the noobs at USA to the harvester. Deal with the crashed small one later.

 

[Black Cat]

I'm too nice and pretty and kawaii to be in the army, you big meanie you. Nya.

 

[treave]

Sign me up.

 

[Luzur]

can i be saved? rebuilt?