I buy 2 Hands cause we are really short, cant buy more due to lack of Barracks...
Sexy research finishes
Allows us to build this shit
We find some victims
Good parking!
The dogo detects a future slave behind our ship!
We stun the one hiding adn wait a couple of turns for the nurses to find us...
orc stuns one and runs back into the craft roffles, le troll
This 'tactic' continue until they manage to prod our peasant!
At one point, they stop coming and we have to bait them
...or rush them
It doesnt turn out well, manatee zerks for some reason too
And they start getting up too
But after some repeated popamole, they all go down
I am forced to dismiss runts to make place for Brains
Oooooh, it escapes though, I am actually glad too, cause our cripple squad is not ready for srs biz
Hands with fun names arrive, their stats suck donkey balls considering they cost 10 times! as much as peasants...
Moar knowledge
And the next mission, virgin Temple Raid, with a shit squad...
AgentF is getting nasty with the Saber (which in the gamefiles is called STR_CUTLASS, and the Cutlass is the STR_SHORT_SWORD...)
The new Hands suck though, shit melee, shit strenght
Thus the cattle prod with its 65%+0.3 melee accuracy multiplier and high base accuracy of 125 and high power of 70 actually becomes the best melee weapon...
Me gets the first firearm we use... because I forgot to pack the cattle prods into the vessel...
Scorching hawt
Damn, first turn, brutally exposed an visible...
Big map too
Dogo dashes into cover and checks for campers
Next turn we grab a church maiden with some bling bling
I realize that the building infront has 2 levels, which helps a lot
The plan was to move to hte left of the screen, so that we dont have to cross the huge glowing square
This walks out lel, only in Xpir
Dogo is doing recon
Leaving the churchboy alone and trying to hide, nets us a dying dogo.
VENGEANCE for Noname!
Idgaf that killing earns you negative points. Fuck those niggers.
Keep fightan Noname, keep fightan!
We spot the evil rapist on the main square, rusty niner has no range to shoot at us
And this mulato
The situation is not nice for us. How weather drains energy like a bitch, we have to sit turns out and lose more morale
Part of the group walked behind the building and is dead tired
Cant even sleep the walking talking frogboy who basically works like a spotter to the AI..,
Next turn, drop the woman and she starts glowing as oasis? said in the thread, I didnt realize they do this before
Frogboy is still around... But we have bigger problems. Guy has a shotgun
Look at the energy bar...
Another church neophyte marches in our direction, also shotgun, another is offscree iwth a machete and molotov!
Hiding goes well and the shotgunman runs away, we go to grab the future machete rapist
Also, one gal with the fistycuff went up to frogboy and killed him... Which I dont get, fistycuffs should only do 0.35 HP damage... Maybe she rolled a huge dmg value and murked him though
And have enough TU to hide
Im tyring to heal the frog with the ghost... I seem to remember that one could do that... I doesnt work here
panda breaks, fook
orc is the best functioning gal, goes full aggro alone
Another gal panics... right into the hands of hte priest too...
I decide that he has to die at all costs cause he has a billhook and thats a possible death of an uber...
The shotty has only 4 tile range, priest survives
panda will have to be a decoy, basically shielding an original Uber
Omg, orc runs into this in the church and puts it to sleep quickly, turns around and
Another one, with a revolver, orc has enough TU to hide
Tension
panda tanked 3 niner round with a little scratch!
orc turned out to be visible to the frogboy and ate revolver rounds
Naughty boy
The priest getting the knuckle treatment, its damn risky if he stays standing
Now we have to heal him
Next turn, Avr Manatte lucks out extremely
There was a pointblanc shotgun blast and not a scratch on him... Maybe Evasion saved him
The chronic lack of energy slows us down to a crawl, frogboy is melee only
AvrM is lucky again, gets hit with a pistol from a sharp dressed man
About 2 turns later, on the left side of the screen, left side of the church, a panicing? woken up neophyte gets reacto-shot by someone. True story, I dont know who...
This cunt was never stunned and is unarmed, I didnt recognize her and she would not let me win the mission, was running after her through the whole church...
BRA BRA BRA feels good man
Healing the sick
panda gets 3 days, orc 9, eh ok
Yuge earnings
Since we are so strapped for Hands, I look up how to get Barracks and focus
The description is interesting. It says 'flat value' and it does not say that evading melee costs energy.
Meaning, if a gal has 70 evasion, it could stand in melee vs an enemy with 70% chance-to-hit forever.
Attacking someone from behind drops evasion by 1/2
Cunning finishes or maybe weirdness, I dont quite get how to use this thing. Carry it around? Whats the point of running to your shuip to get 25 energy?
Violence is done
*lynch*
New gear to try
escaped
escaped...
Does x1.0 hp damage as well. Whats the point of dmg type Daze then? Resist bypass?
Throwing trash
Bravery as skill multiplier. kek. Looks like trash tbh, point blanc auto maybe if you dont have a shotty, but we have shotties...
Boom, vs tanks?
3rd escape
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Survival
Smithing sounds like what we want
Finally, some 'armor'
What do? is a research topic...
Interrogation == Infamy, good
Workshop, durathread == good
Supaconductor we have a problme
Rushing the Baracks
Better armor, 30 front, and 10 extra bravery, nice, oh and very strong evasion
Full retard outfit, with +10 flat morale loss per turn, we panic in less than 10 turns.
Whats worse, evasion is worse than on even a pirate outfit, not even mentioning the shielded barb armor...
Get +40 stamina so that you can die faster? Funny though
These 2 new weapons with 'throwing' in them are surprisingly good for new Hands with shit 'melee' and 'strength'
Especially the Spear, I'll post the sheet later
The high base Acc helps a lot
Spoilers, its shit, cause 'throwing'
Getting outrun again
Research for faster healing
And whats wrong with your face!
Random research protip drops =D
We'll try cattleproding fallen enemies
Worst pic in the game?
Finally!
Lol ratman live in hte animal cages xD
Full new research
We finsh strong with just +60k in balance. Though I have left prisoners unsold in case we went negative.
Fuso is japland, blackmarch is right next to us. Ungrateful gits.
Next time in Barb Armor!