Twinkle
Liturgist
PART 3 - BLOW DAT SHIT UP
OK, let's visit Hawke's ex-boyfriend.
I'm going to be trying something, and I thought you'd want to be part of it.
Hey, you slut, I stopped being a sodomite 10 updates ago!
We've both been wrong.
What I did with Justice was unnatural. It should never have happened.
I'm glad you finally understand that.
I can't help mages like this. Not while I am everything the templars fear about magic.
I need to be free of this curse.
You brought this on yourself.
I did. But I think there's a way out.
I've spent the past three years researching the methods of Tevinter magisters.
They're the only ones who have ever sought to reverse spirit possession, not just behead the victims.
I believe I have a formula for a potion that can separate Justice and me. Without killing either.
Surely that's worth any risk it entails.
I knew you'd stand behind me in this. Even if...
What?
Nothing.
I've gathered most of what I need, but there are some... outlandish ingredients I was hoping you'd help me collect.
A powder the Tevinters call "sela petrae," and a small amount of drakestone.
What aren't you telling me?
Oh, many things, I'm sure.
Did I tell you about the dream I had where the grand cleric was completely naked except for her miter?
And there was this giant glowing cheese wheel...
So he has persuaded Hawke into gathering shit, literally.
You've been glowering for days. Your face is going to get stuck that way.
My face is the least of my concerns right now.
That's because you don't have to look at it.
If you could see it from this angle, Blondie, it'd be at least a close second on your priority list.
Why does everyone hate him?
We can enter the sewers from here to look for the sela petrae. Are you ready?
Let's go.
Hold your nose. We'll have to get pretty close for me to tell what we're looking at.
Well, terrible smell doesn't stop smugglers from grouping there.
This is it! The sela petrae should have framed right under here.
Oh, I don't want to touch that.
Let's see if we can find a few more deposits.
We approach another deposit site only to be attacked by a gang of three apostates.
We uncover some piece of lore. Ho-ho, it seems there *is* some ancient evil behind the neverending massacres in Kirkwall.
The second deposit.
Hawke whackamoled more smugglers.
And finally grabbed an armor piece that doesn't look like complete shit.
And the hardest encounter in the entire level. Holding the doorway is the only way to hold mob at bay.
But the freaking assassin boss can instakill all the party members apart from Hawke. And so he does, one by one.
Yet one on one he's nothing compared to Awesome.
A few stragglers.
OK, we discovered another deposit.
And the last one.
The errand is not over yet, Hawke still has to fetch some drakestone.
Yeah, yet another disaster befell on poor Hawke. His little mining enterprise was ravaged by a HUGE dragon. She's killable but currently Hawke is too low on health potions and runes to engage her. So we'll stick to Anders's quest.
Are you ready to go in?
Ready as I'll ever be.
We'll have to look for drakestone deposits along the sides.
Despite being named "Drakestone Mines" these caverns are full of overgrown spiders.
This looks like a drakestone deposit. I need a scraping from the deepest part.
There should be more further in.
Well, we have to sweep through entire map.
Who set those traps? Spiders?
The bigger they get...
...the harder they hit.
Unbelievable!
Thank you. I wouldn't have asked just anyone to venture in there for me.
There is one more thing, but we must discuss it privately.
There is one more thing I would ask of you, Hawke. And I can't tell you why.
I must get inside the chantry, without being seen.
Will you talk to the grand cleric for me? Distract her long enough for me to do what must be done?
What is this you don't want me to see?
You said you believe in me. Again and again, you have shown your support for mages.
Then trust me now. I am doing only what is necessary.
I can't act blindly. Tell me your plan.
He promptly evades the straight answer. Somehow the whole exorcism potion story seems less and less plausible.
I am taking a risk. I would not see you drawn into it.
But maybe your support for mages ends at talk. It's easy to support freedom if no one must die to achieve it.
You cannot pretend friendship, then stop now.
Tell me what you would have of me, then. But I won't forget you blackmailed me to get it.
I promise: whatever happens, it's on my head. It will not come back on you.
Go to the chantry. Talk to the grand cleric. I will join you when I'm done.
Whatever, it's just a brief chat. Can't hurt anyone, right?
I'll find you as soon as I'm done.
Thank you.
Maker's blessing, Champion.
Have you come to pray?
It's like that thing Skyway was talking about.
The Maker abandoned us long ago -- if He ever existed. What good would your blessing do me?
It might help settle that anger. It's hard to accept that there is no divine hand we can look to for guidance.
But mankind has turned on the Maker twice. Now we are the ones who must prove our love for Him.
Is there some other reason you're here?
Why have you let the templars continue their oppression of mages?
It's no secret that you count apostates among your friends, Champion. You have done much to fan the flames of rebellion here.
We must give Meredith and Orsino time to work out their differences. No good can come of showing favor to one side.
Couldn't you solve this problem if you just spoke out?
How would that help?
Both sides make good points. Both have flaws.
For a thousand years, the Chantry has had to find the balance between them. That hasn't changed here.
You're right. The templars serve a purpose.
That's not what I'm saying. I do not support the knight-commander's methods.
But I cannot take sides. We are all the Maker's creatures, but magic allows abuses beyond the scope of mortals.
I only hope I can balance the needs of everyone. For if it comes to war, it is the people of this city who will lose.
Anders finishes his dirty business and approaches Hawke
There you are. I've been looking for you all over.
Your Grace.
Your soul is troubled, child. I hope you found a balm for it here.
He owes Hawke a big explanation.
I wanted you to have this.
What's that, a... pillow?
Hand-embroidered by my mother. The only thing of hers they let me keep when I went to the Circle.
Why in the name of Andraste would you give that to me?
You've been a good friend, Varric.
Uh-oh. You keep your pillow, Blondie. And may you have many more dreams of killing templars on it.
Giving away his belongings? Wearing a sexy dark coat? Something extremely rash and stupid is on his mind, that's for sure.
Hawke. I... didn't expect you here.
But... let me take this time to tell you how much I respect you.
You've stood by me, when I gave you every reason to turn away.
Just remember, whatever happens, I wanted you to know that.
I'm not expecting this to end with anything less than overthrowing the templars.
Then you will not be disappointed.
I was hoping we'd find a better way, but... Justice and Vengeance are too intertwined. I can't tell one from the other.
You have been a better friend than I ever thought to have.
Moar liek an accomplice. Whatever, it's time to check the mansion.
Growls
Be quiet!
Barks
All right. Let's see.
The burglar has locked himself inside Hawke's wardrobe.
Please don't open the door!
Barks
You've caught a burglar. Good boy!
Happy bark!
My legs are cramping! Please just let me go.
This option seals his fate.
If I let you go, others would take me for an easy mark.
What...? No!
Yells
:twisted: End of line.
OK, let's visit Hawke's ex-boyfriend.
Hey, you slut, I stopped being a sodomite 10 updates ago!
So he has persuaded Hawke into gathering shit, literally.
Why does everyone hate him?
Well, terrible smell doesn't stop smugglers from grouping there.
We approach another deposit site only to be attacked by a gang of three apostates.
We uncover some piece of lore. Ho-ho, it seems there *is* some ancient evil behind the neverending massacres in Kirkwall.
The second deposit.
Hawke whackamoled more smugglers.
And finally grabbed an armor piece that doesn't look like complete shit.
And the hardest encounter in the entire level. Holding the doorway is the only way to hold mob at bay.
But the freaking assassin boss can instakill all the party members apart from Hawke. And so he does, one by one.
Yet one on one he's nothing compared to Awesome.
A few stragglers.
OK, we discovered another deposit.
And the last one.
The errand is not over yet, Hawke still has to fetch some drakestone.
Yeah, yet another disaster befell on poor Hawke. His little mining enterprise was ravaged by a HUGE dragon. She's killable but currently Hawke is too low on health potions and runes to engage her. So we'll stick to Anders's quest.
Despite being named "Drakestone Mines" these caverns are full of overgrown spiders.
Well, we have to sweep through entire map.
Who set those traps? Spiders?
The bigger they get...
...the harder they hit.
Unbelievable!
He promptly evades the straight answer. Somehow the whole exorcism potion story seems less and less plausible.
Whatever, it's just a brief chat. Can't hurt anyone, right?
It's like that thing Skyway was talking about.
Anders finishes his dirty business and approaches Hawke
He owes Hawke a big explanation.
Giving away his belongings? Wearing a sexy dark coat? Something extremely rash and stupid is on his mind, that's for sure.
Moar liek an accomplice. Whatever, it's time to check the mansion.
The burglar has locked himself inside Hawke's wardrobe.
This option seals his fate.
:twisted: End of line.