It seems like forever since I have been to Candlekeep. Oh, wait, no it doesn't.
I am not sure if I like how the dialogue is displayed in this version of the game. Somehow it looks much cleaner in the original.
I forgot which floor we are supposed to reach.
Yeah, I know. I am a child of Bhaal.
This information is actually surprisingly easy to miss in the original game.
That is why we were hammered with it constantly in the second game.
Oh, shit, I must have missed him.
Probably his scripted dialogue did not trigger because of your stealth.
Did I just foil his plan?
I doubt that. Railroads will be railroads.
Ha! Let's see if you can take me on.
Apparently, yes.
Death Count: 1
Load game.
Auto-death bullshit!
Fuck you!
I could probably Wish out of here.
With your wisdom score? Dream on.
WTF, are you completely senile?
Eventually we are teleported out of the cell.
Just a couple of short stops before we run through this place.
I'll take that!
Ten more of these and you might start considering those Wish spells.
Fuck off.
Your increased wisdom does not seem to help just yet. Maybe you need to get used to it.
Did I already tell you to fuck off?
You already forgot? Makes sense. Low wisdom sometimes shows as short memory.
Gotcha.
Shit!
'Gotcha' indeed.
Let's see.
Ok, so phase spiders can't hurt me. I am not seeing much sense in how this works.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Fuck!
Are you going to die here? Because that would be hilarious.
Shit!
I smell a death screen incoming...
More like your own farts.
No! Ghast! Will! Kill! ME!
Alright, I think we're done with traps at this point.
Famous last words?
Don't mind me, I'm just a ghost.
You will be, if you take any more damage.
I have neither time nor will to deal with this bunch.
And here's the exit.
Keep waiting, bros. I'm sure they're coming soon.
Ahahahahaha. No.
Alright! We're out!
Yeah, I know.
The quickest way to Undercellar was through here, if I remember correctly.
Well, you must be getting adjusted to your higher Wisdom, because you're right.
Even though Larze wears nice gauntlets, we will be skipping him this time.
No royal quality room? What a dump!
Yeah, blood is cool. All red, and liquid...
It flows from the guts of your enemies like a river of victory...
Um, yeah. It also inspired some cool metal songs. Like this one:
Huh? What? I got lost in thought.
I could tell.
I don't think I need much preparation to take on a couple of low-level thieves.
I may have made a mistake.
Let's try and salvage this situation.
Oh, fuck, would you cut that out for a second!?
Hey, an actual legit death. That is somewhat surprising.
Death Count: 2
Loading.
I forgot that nothing is low level here, because this is the LEGACY OF BHAAL (TM).
Maybe running head first into the encounter was not the wisest thing to do.
Told you. Ten more books.
However, since I have been able to casually slay dragons, I should be able to handle these two without much problem too...
Go, my pretty!
Let's cause more chaos.
Nevermind, they both resisted it.
Now this fight is going more to my liking!
Bye.
*cough* Fuck *cough* you *cough*
Good thing brosword does not need to breathe.
Showoff.
Let's get the paperwork.
Aha, evidence!
And the key that pretends not to be one.
I remember times when I did not even bother to pick up +3 weapons.
I still prefer good abilities over pure +X enchantment on a weapon.
Being the one who is actually FIGHTING, I prefer to have both. At the same time.
WHAT? I DID NOT QUITE GET THAT! CAN I GET A QUEST COMPASS TOO?
This is the last world map travel we will do in this playthrough.
Ominous.
I always appreciated the irony of the invitation to the coronation actually coming from Sarevok.
It is-a-me! Ha-ha!
This dialogue box should have clued us that we will be in trouble here, but I did not pay enough attention.
That Liia girl is taking an awful lot of damage here.
Then get as much use of this time stop as you can.
Will do.
Casting this turned out to be a mistake, as you will see in the next screenshot.
Well, shit. It affected mostly our allies.
Why don't you just die!?
I think Liia is dead.
Well, shit.
Belt is not doing so great either.
Everyone's a critic! Maybe you'd like to switch places?
Oh, this isn't good.
Failing to save both Liia and Belt results in a scripted death.
Death Count: 3
Reload.
Fine, let's take this seriously.
I should have figured out this way of taking screenshots of spellcasting earlier (or remember it later).
Since I don't have any haste prepared, this will do.
Hey, Sarevok, I've prepared a few surprises for you to celebrate your coronation.
So, give me a moment.
First, let's knock down those inflated saving throws of your lackeys.
Next, let's cast a crowd control spell that ONLY AFFECTS ENEMIES.
I hereby gift you this fine sword.
Babadook!
Never heard of this one.
Me too. But James Rolfe covered it in a recent Monster Madness episode.
Ok, the situation looks much better now.
Eraserhead!
Monster Madness?
Yup.
Good thing our grand dukes have bloated HP too.
FUCK YEAH!
Your forces are dwindling, Sarevok.
Owned.
And that's two...
Three...
...And four.
OH SNAP!
Looks like someone's sword is not magical enough.
Wow, I forgot how the game sets you straight on killing Sarevok at this point. Not very subtle.
Yeah, what if I wanted to join forces with him?
Would you even want to join forces with him?
No, because he's a huge dick, but I still should have the ability to do it.
Fuck you, Sarevok, leaving dead whores in your trail. That's my gig!
Let's see if Beamdog fucked up implementation of this spell.
That's not an undead.
Let's just ignore it.
Oh, hey, are you undead?
Well, either you aren't undead, or I'm requesting a refund on that scroll.
Did you even pay for it?
That's beside the point!
Looks like its working! These skeletons are actually ignoring me.
But the oozes are slowly gaining on you.
FFS, so many traps. How did Sarevok get through here?
Bye, tell the oozes I had to run.
Well, I certainly haven't seen invisible stalkers in a while.
Down you go.
Shit, I stepped right into this one.
Another dead guy. I must be on the right track.
Wow, these oozes are relentless.
Relentless, but completely unable to deal with stealth.
So, if these guys are here to kill Sarevok, why are they facing the other way?
They must have smelled those oozes.
Anybody home?
Maybe we should rest first?
Good idea.
I do not quite get how Gorion could have been my substitute parent if he was a human. I thought elven childhood lasts for decades in D&D.
Hm. He was a mage, so he could have lived longer than normal.
But I am supposed to be not much older than Imoen. Also, all these middle-aged people in Candlekeep seem to have known me throughout my childhood.
Let me check... Okay. No, everything is fine. Elves become physically mature around 25 and emotionally mature at 125. So, you must be around 27, maybe 30. And this actually explains A LOT.
Fuck you.
Hopefully they have some board games in there.
Yeah, let's.
What are these little blue circles?
Bats. I believe they are a new addition to the place.
But... Why?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I am not sure what this spell is and who cast it.
Ok, it is a Cloud Kill, cast by Semaj.
*gasp*
This is the spot where we die.
Death Count: 4
Low-dingo.
Since we're done with the suicidal approach, let's try the fun one.
Agreed.
First things first.
I always wanted to try something in this place.
Let's see if you have what it takes to be the child of Bhaal, Sari-boy.
Have fun!
You must be a friend of my brother's. Let me introduce you to some of mine.
This is Xedoc.
Howdy.
And this is Haky.
RIP MAGIC!
Very fun at parties.
Bro, I understand you're scared, but you should have just used the toilet before this.
I'm leaving until someone casts zone of sweet air.
Sarevok and Tazok seem to be having fun with that pit fiend.
You could help me shooting him, you know.
You should have paid attention when you cast my spell. I don't have a bow in my quick slot.
Got him!
Let's deal with Angelo now. Make yourself useful somehow. Cast spells or something.
Sure, why not.
That's it for the wimpy mages.
Looks like Tazok decided to give up on fiend fighting.
BOOOYAH!
Why is the pit fiend attacking us?
I think our protection from evil has expired!
Shit.
The good news is Tazok has expired too.
You are going to have to tank for me there.
I expected as much.
I will at least try to do it effectively.
And he disappeared. Great timing.
You're not getting away so easily.
Apparently not.
Let's dance, brother!
IT'S A DEMON! IT'S A DEMON!
What an idiot.
Heh, heh, what happened to your magic resistance, Sari-boy?
Looks like there is still no love lost between Sarevok and the pit fiend.
Exactly as planned.
Shit, I can't see a damn thing of what's going on.
Time for a more direct approach.
I may have lost all my good swords, but I still have this one.
That was easy.
Just you and me now, bro.
He can't actually hurt me. This is almost unfair.
'Almost'?
Good night.
This outro movie is virtually identical to the original. I would ask what was the point, but I guess if they replaced them all, they replaced them all.
This way our (repeated) journey comes to an end. I did not plan a full playthrough when I started dicking around with Enhanced Edition, but the new difficulty level (and ability to import ToB character) intrigued me, and it somehow started and played itself, as a quasi-speedrun (I should try that sometime). Also, I was not joking when I wrote that this whole playthrough took me less time than defeating Amelissan in BG2. I need to think how much details of those attempts I want to show you, or we will all be here for five very uninteresting updates, but I will definitely include all death screens I managed to catch in screenshots.
As for the new Legacy of Bhaal difficulty in BG:EE, unfortunately, it sucks. While it actually does make the game significantly more difficult, it also makes it much more annoying because of the HP and enemy level bloat. This causes many problems including straight up breaking of some spells, which do not work at all (Death Spell) or work much worse than originally intended (Cloud Kill, power words). Because of that I do not recommend it as a self-challenge.
Next time: The final special update, including potion contest resolution, Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition review and some thoughts on Baldur's Gate overall.