#1: lv. 8/9/10 - Irenicus' Dungeon, lower level (#1)
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Steamed to death by an underestimated mephit.
Last words: Fuck, being killed by a mephit would be really embarassing.
#2: lv. 8/9/10 - Irenicus' Dungeon, lower level (#1)
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Mauled by clay golems after foolishly provoking them.
Last words: No fucking way! They're going to kill me!
#3: lv. 8/9/10 - Irenicus' Dungeon, upper level (#2)
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Swarmed by mephits.
Last words: Fuck, that's a lot of mephits.
#4: lv. 8/9/10 - Irenicus' Dungeon, upper level (#2)
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Escaped Clone Wars.
Last words: You've turned hostile on the wrong troll-elf fighter/mage/thief, lady!
#5: lv. 8/9/11 - Dale of Seven Vales (#3)
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Beaten to death by Mencar Pebblecrusher and Smaeluv Orcslicer, while confused.
Last words: OW! Stop hurting the moose!
#6: lv. 8/9/11 - Dale of Seven Vales (#3)
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Beaten to death by confused Mencar Pebblecrusher and Smaeluv Orcslicer.
Last words: I am also dead.
#7: lv. 8/9/11 - Dale of Seven Vales (#3)
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Beaten to death by Mencar Pebblecrusher, Smaeluv Orcslicer and Brennan Risling.
Last words: Fucking dwarf! That hurt!
#8: lv. 8/9/11 - Dale of Seven Vales (#3)
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Beaten to death by Mencar Pebblecrusher, Smaeluv Orcslicer and Brennan Risling, after an exploit tactic proved invalid due to installed mods.
Last words: Damn modders! Why can't they leave my cheese alone?
#9: lv. 8/9/11 - Dale of Seven Vales (#3)
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Overwhelmed by Smaeluv Orcslicer and his 46 damage hits.
Last words: Fucking OW!
#10: lv. 9/10/11 - Athkatla Slums (#4)
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Assaulted by Bregg and Cohrvale, two randomly met street thugs.
Last words: Damn these randomly met street thugs!
#11: lv. 9/10/11 - Athkatla Sewers (#4)
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Killed by an unnoticed trap.
Last words: Why aren't we killing dragons?
#12: lv. 9/10/11 - Athkatla Sewers (#5)
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Surprise buttsecks from slaver, who had the nerve of following us after an emergency area transit.
Last words: Let's rest for a mo- Wait, who the fuck...
#13: lv. 9/10/11 - Athkatla Sewers (#5)
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Poorly aimed lightning bolts backfiring spectacularly.
Last words: You are all dead men walking!
#14: lv. 9/10/11 - Athkatla Sewers (#5)
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Outduelled by Captain Haegan in the slavers compound.
Last words: Nah, no problem. Give me a minute.
#15 to #23: lv. 9/10/11 - Rejiek Hidesman's Hideout (#6)
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All possible combinations of ghasts, rune assassins and bone golems You can imagine.
#24: lv. 9/11/11 - estate of the merchant Saerk yn Muham el Farrahd (#7)
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Shot by guards.
Last words: Fuck! Stop shooting me!
#25: lv. 9/11/11 - some random barn in Athkatla Bridge District (#7)
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Gangfucked by a prty of adventurers met in some random barn in Athkatla Bridge District. Bizarre, I know.
Last words: EASY!?
#26: lv. 9/11/11 - some random barn in Athkatla Bridge District (#7)
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Second fight against the same party of adventurers as above, attempted despite The Codex' objections.
Last words: I have nothing to say.
#27: lv. 9/11/11 - house of some nobleman in Athkatla Bridge District (#7)
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Slaughtered by Amnish Bodyguards while trying to rob the above mentioned house.
Last words: I'll kill you all!
#28: lv. 9/11/11 - house of some nobleman in Athkatla Bridge District (#7)
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Swarmed by mass-spawning Amnish Bodyguards during a second attempt at the burglary.
Last words: Oh fuck, that is a lot of people to kill.
#29: lv. 9/11/11 - Athkatla Government District (#7)
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Killed by fanatics while trying to rescue a fair maiden (actually, a hot drow priestess).
Last words: Fuck, I haven't noticed that one more archer there.
#30: lv. 9/11/11 - Athkatla Government District (#7)
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Ripped apart by vampires while trying to protect some damn fool thief against the entire fucking cast of Twilight.
Last words: What are you doing to me? Stop doing it!
#31: lv. 9/11/11 - Athkatla Government District (#7)
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Neutralized by Cowled Enforcers after failing to adhere to the rules of magic-using in the city of Alkathla.
Last words: Here, have a dispel!!
#32: lv. 9/11/11 - Athkatla Government District (#7)
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Again ripped apart by vampires, while still raging over being killed by Cowled Enforcers a moment earlier.
Last words: This is bullshit! How am I supposed to buff myself against the vampires if I get gangraped by these fucking cowlers every time I snap my fingers to light up a cigaret!
#33: lv. 9/11/11 - Athkatla Government District (#7)
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Bled out to death by vampires, moments after realizing it's not the lack of HP that kills you, but level drains.
Last words: MY PRECIOUS LEVELS! I'LL KILL THESE FUCKING VAMPIRES!
#34: lv. 9/11/11 - Athkatla Government District (#7)
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Killed by the last still standing vampire, while in relatively good situation (able to receive two more hits and not die), and somehow managing to die anyway.
Last words: I'd still prefer not to receive them.
#35: lv. 9/11/11 - transition area (#8)
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Waylaid by enemies (a group of orogs and some humans), who actually proved to be too tough, or just were lucky.
Last words: There. Mirror Image. Can't hurt me now, suckers!
#36: lv. 9/11/12 - Umar Hills (#8)
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Hunted down by Valygar's sidekicks; Derrick, Ranger and Ranger.
Last words: I'll soften then up with a spell and...
#37: lv. 9/11/12 - Umar Hills (#8)
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84 damage from one Flame Strike by Derrick.
Last words: 84 damage? This is bad!
#38: lv. 9/11/12 - Umar Hills (#8)
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Killed by Valygar's lackeys for the third time, after failing to renew Stoneskin on time.
Last words: Ha! Eat dirt!
#39: lv. 9/11/12 - Umar Hills (#8)
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Experienced the difference between Shadows and Shadow Fiends, the hard way.
Last words: Fuuuuuck!
#40: lv. 9/11/12 - Umar Hills (#8)
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Surrounded and gangraped by a throng of Shadows, Shadow Fiends and such.
Last words: Stop killing me!
#41: lv. 9/11/12 - some cave in Umar Hills (#8)
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Mistaken a mimic for a treasure chest and got paralyzed.
Last words: It's huge! Imagine all the loot!
#42: lv. 9/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Fought Clay Golem with a sword.
Last words: OH FUCK MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
#43: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Mazed by Kayardi the halfling mage.
Last words: This is looking pretty good so far.
#44: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Mazed by Kayardi the halfling mage for a second time.
Last words: Die, midget!
#45: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Horrored and then killed by some very aggressive halflings.
Last words: NO MORE PAIN PLEASE!
#46: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Stunned, then mazed by Kayardi the halfling mage, while fighting a mind-controlled berserker friend.
Last words: Die, traitor!
#47: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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76 damage from a Flame Strike by Mogadish the halfling cleric.
Last words: IT BURNS! MY FLESH BURNS!
#48: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Died from Melph's Acid Arrow ongoing effect, after managing to kill all the halflings...
Last words: : yeah :
#49: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Horrored, then fucked with by Melph's Acid Arrow.
Last words: I'm melting!
#50: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Mogadish Flame Strikes again, for 84 damage, while The Codex stunned and chaosed.
Last words: -none-
#51: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#9)
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Confused by Kayardi's Chaos spell, then killed by Entu.
Last words: IAmTheGreatShrimpInTheSky...
#52: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#10)
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'Iron Golem did 72 damage to The Codex'
Last words: HOLY FUCK SHIT HELL!
#53: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#10)
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Whacked in the head by a summoned Ogre Berserker.
Last words: I shouldn't need stoneskin against one lousy ogre, but better safe than sorry.
#54: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#10)
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Swarmed by Tolgerias, his nameless wizard chick and their summoned monsters.
Last words: Never retreat! Never surrender!
#55: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#10)
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Horridly wilted by Tolgerias.
Last words: Damn, he's indestructible!
#56: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#10)
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Again, horridly wilted by Tolgerias. For 106 damage. The fuck.
Last words: Argh! I'm melting!
#57: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#10)
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Trolled hard by Snow Trolls.
Last words: I actually think we can pull this off!
#58: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#10)
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Burned to death by Fire Mephits, among others.
Last words: Ah! I'm on fire!
#59: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#10)
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Fire Mephits. We hate them.
Last words: FUCK YEAH DIE FUCKING MEPHIT FUCKER! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU!
#60: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#11)
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Skull crushed by a Clay Golem.
Last words: Crap! A golem!
#61: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#11)
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Gangraped by golems.
Last words: THEY'RE TEARING ME APART!
#62: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#11)
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Beaten up by Myconids while confused.
Last words: A carrot field is growing around us...
#63: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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First attempt at demon fighting.
Last words: AAH!
#64: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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d attempt at demon fighting: distracted by Mephits.
Last words: Fuck, it wasn't supposed to work like this!
#65: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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Third attempt at demon fighting: failed to immobilize it.
Last words: Why aren't you webbed!?
#66: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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Fourth attempt at demon fighting: getting increasingly desparate.
Last words: Why won't you die!?
#67: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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Fifth attempt at demon fighting: they are surprisingly hard to distract.
Last words: You're supposed to attack my berzerker!
#68: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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Sixth attempt at demon fighting: still not doing well.
Last words: Get him, 'zerk!
#69: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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Stumbled upon a demon while casually dispatching Imps and Quasits.
Last words: And... oh fuck!
#70: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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Yet another demon.
Last words: I am so-
#71: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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104th attempt at demon fighting: Stoneskin is not enough.
Last words: Ow... Ow...
#72: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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342nd attempt at demon fighting: Death Gaze can paralyze.
Last words: No-
#73: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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879th attempt at demon fighting: we're almost there (but not quite).
Last words: Can't touch m-
#74: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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Paralyzed by a Maurezhi.
Last words: And-
#75: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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1234th attempt at demon fighting: they are tough bastards.
Last words: This is really bad.
#76: lv. 10/11/12 - The Abyss (#11)
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A demon did not get properly distracted by our summoned Berserk Warrior.
Last words: Damn! Not me, you fool!
#77: lv. 10/11/12 - Planar Sphere (#11)
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Surprised by a Clay Golem.
Last words: My ribs! Why do they bend inwards!?
#78: lv. 10/11/13 - Athkatla Docks District (#12)
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An unexpected date with Parisa the Vampire.
Last words: I can sense trouble.
#79: lv. 10/11/13 - Athkatla Waukeen's Promenade (#13)
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A disagreement with some Cowled Enforcers over the use of magic without a license.
Last words: First I'll suffocate them a little.
#80: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#13)
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Overwhelmed by a Yuan-Ti mage and his troll sidekicks.
Last words: What the fuck? The big troll split into two smaller ones!
#81: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#13)
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Foolish attempt to farm XP from a Yuan-Ti mage after he conveniently killed himself a minute before.
Last words: I will fuck him up so hard, he won't even have time to consider suicide.
#82: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#13)
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Confused, stunned and killed by a Yuan-Ti mage.
Last words: Heeeeeee-
#83: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#14)
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Lost a swordfight with Glaicus, a charmed badass.
Last words: The Codex is not defeated easily!
#84: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#14)
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Tried to save himself from Glaicus with Mirror Image.
Last words: Whew, that was close!
#85: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#14)
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Torn apart by d'Arnise guardian golems.
Last words: Dead in the water. See you all after reload.
#86: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#14)
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Fighting Clay Golem with a sword turned out to be a bad idea.
Last words: I got this. FUCK-OW!
#87: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#14)
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Repeatedly punched in the gut by a Giant Troll
Last words: Casting failure!? What do you mean, casting failure!?
#88: lv. 11/12/13 - d'Arnise Hold (#14)
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Underestimated the trolling power (and magic resistance) of TorGal.
Last words: Piece of cake.
#89: lv. 11/12/13 - Athkatla Sewers (#15)
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He might not have dealt the killing blow, but it was mostly Tarnor the Hatchetman's fault.
Last words: Just let me cast stoneskin and I'll get right back to killing you.
#90: lv. 11/12/13 - Athkatla Sewers (#15)
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Struck by Power Word, Stun while at low HP.
Last words: Why?
#91: lv. 11/12/13 - Athkatla Sewers (#15)
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Failed a saving throw against Hold + Tarnor the Hatchetman.
Last words: Let me quickly refresh my stoneskin.
#92: lv. 11/12/13 - Athkatla Sewers (#15)
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Power Word, Stun, again.
Last words: Bitchin'!
#93: lv. 11/12/13 - Athkatla Sewers (#15)
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'A Sea Troll ripped my arms off and all I got was this death screen.'
Last words: Sea Troll? Somehow these two words seem so unnatural when put together.
#94: lv. 11/12/13 - Unseeing Eye HQ (#16)
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Bitten by a Hell Hound. Multiple times, actually, and by multiple hounds.
Last words: Why isn't this working better!?
#95: lv. 11/12/13 - Unseeing Eye HQ (#16)
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Mazed by Shade Lich.
Last words: Oh crap.
#96: lv. 11/12/14 - Forgotten City (#17)
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Beholders, the first encounter.
Last words: No! Fuck! You were unconscious! YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUS!
#97: lv. 11/12/14 - Forgotten City (#17)
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Learned the hard way that Beholders are family creatures and attacking one means fighting all of them.
Last words: Oh crap.
#98: lv. 11/12/14 - Forgotten City (#17)
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YASD.
Last words: AAAAAARRRRRGHGHGHGHGHHG!
#99: lv. 11/12/14 - Forgotten City (#17)
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A failed experiment: minor spell turning and minor spell deflection do not work against Beholders' rays.
Last words: Just to be sure, I'll cast this too.
#100: lv. 11/12/14 - Forgotten City (#17)
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When using hit&run tactics against Beholders, did not perform the 'run' part fast enough.
Last words: No, no, no, no, NO!
#101: lv. 11/12/14 - Forgotten City (#17)
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Insufficient AoE damage when trying to deal the finishing blow in the Beholder fight.
Last words: Chaaaaarge!
#103: lv. 11/12/14 - Forgotten City (#17)
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Paralyzed by a panicked Gauth.
Last words: Where the fuck are you going!
#104: lv. 11/12/14 - Undead Hole (#18)
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Paralyzed by Theshal the not-zombie.
Last words: *cough* *cough* Bad breath...
#105: lv. 11/12/14 - Undead Hole (#18)
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Learned that liches can see through invisibilty. The hard way.
Last words: Um... invisible here?
#106: lv. 11/12/14 - Undead Hole (#18)
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Experinced a suicide bombing by a the same lich.
Last words: It's Achmed the dead terrorist, I am doomed!
#107: lv. 11/12/14 - Undead Hole (#18)
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Forgot to cast Resist Fear before another attempt to fight the above-mentioned lich.
Last words: Aaaaaaaaah!
#108: lv. 11/12/14 - Undead Hole (#18)
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Trapped in a circle od (un)death.
Last words: Well, fuck.
#109: lv. 11/12/14 - Undead Hole (#18)
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Torn apart by a greater mummy, which did not really give a fuck about those mirror images.
Last words: Well, maybe I wasn't able to hurt it at a distance, but at least I managed to cast mirror image before it got close.
#110: lv. 11/12/14 - Undead Hole (#18)
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Out-archered by a skeleton warrior.
Last words: Mirror image!
#111: lv. 11/12/14 - Undead Hole (#18)
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Overestimated duration of a certain protection spell.
Last words: You can't hurt... What, the spell has worn off already?
#112: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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A certain ambushed beholder called friends for help.
Last words: Scared? AS YOU SHOULD BE!
#113: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Failed a stealth role in Beholder Central.
Last words: Why do you see me? WHY DO YOU SE ME!?
#114: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Almost managed to pull off a surprise attack against a pack of beholders.
Last words: Die, die die!
#115: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Failed to execute an elaborate beholder-killing plan.
Last words: Maybe if I suffocate them a little bit more... ...and confuse them...
#116: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Put too much faith in cone of cold.
Last words: Taste the frostbite!
#117: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Beholders are formidable enemies, did you know?
Last words: No worries, you'll join your friend soon enough!
#118: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Went wise-ass on Unseeing Eye.
Last words: Actually, my familiar is a cat, but since you're blind, it's a good enough guess, I think.
#119: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Paralyzed and devoured by a random beholder.
Last words: Oh look, a single beholder.
#120: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Gangraped by some blind priests, after getting paralyzed AGAIN.
Last words: Am I supposed to be alarmed seeing this pretty spell?
#121: lv. 11/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Made a bunch of blind prests angry.
Last words: Your petty divine magic is useless. I am invincible!
#122: lv. 12/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Decided to casually walk towards Unseeing Eye, not taking any actions. Totally of his own will. Totally.
Last words: Wait!
#123: lv. 12/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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ALMOST managed to defeat Unseeing Eye.
Last words: Lilarcor always knows what to say.
#124: lv. 12/12/14 - Unseeing Eye Lair (#19)
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Got into a brawl with a bunch of elite guards.
Last words: Ow. Ow. Ow.
#125: lv. 12/13/15 - Mae'Var's Guild (#20)
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Did a Julius Caesar impersonation, with shadow thieves instead of senate conspirators.
Last words: Ah, my back! FUCK!
#126: lv. 12/13/15 - Harper HQ (#21)
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Challenged spectral harpists, just for shits and giggles.
Last words: I really wish I buffed myself before doing this.
#127: lv. 13/13/15 - Athkatla Bridge District (#22)
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Mazed by Elemental Lich
Last words: Time for the serious business!
#128: lv. 13/13/15 - Kangaxx's tomb (#22)
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Sunfired by Kangaxx.
Last words: AAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS!
#129: lv. 13/13/15 - Kangaxx's tomb (#22)
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Slow drinking did not allow to stay ahead of Kangaxx's damage output.
Last words: Come on, potions, come on!
#130: lv. 13/13/15 - Kangaxx's tomb (#22)
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Power Word, Kill. Probably.
Last words: This does not burn nearly as bad as before. Losing your touch, Kangaxx?
#131: lv. 13/13/15 - Kangaxx's tomb (#22)
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Symbol, Stun. It worked.
Last words: Are we just going to keep repeating this shameful performance over and over, or will you allow me to rest eventually?
#132: lv. 13/13/15 - Kangaxx's tomb (#22)
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Imprisoned by Kangaxx.
Last words: The slingshot seems to be working too, if kind of slow.
#133: lv. 13/13/15 - Kangaxx's tomb (#22)
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Burned to ashes by our own fire elemental, which was dominated by Kangaxx.
Last words: I hate distractions like this.
#134: lv. 13/13/15 - Twisted Rune (#23)
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Got into a ranged duel with Vaxall the beholder.
Last words: Not that I want to complain, but this hurts a lot.
#135: lv. 13/13/15 - Twisted Rune (#23)
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Layenne, her time stop and other magical shit.
Last words: Hands off, lady!
#136: lv. 13/13/15 - Twisted Rune (#23)
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Turned out that starting a direct confrontation with Shyressa the vampiress was a bad idea.
Last words: Fascinating.
#137: lv. 13/13/15 - some random barn in Athkatla Bridge District (#23)
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Embarassingly killed by a summoned skeleton.
Last words: Damnit! This skeleton hits like a truck!
#138: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Stunned and sliced up by Celestial Fury.
Last words: They are ambushing me right by the stairs. This reminds me of the Iron Throne tower.
#139: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Backstabbed by Ketta.
Last words: Mah luhng!
#140: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Unsuccessful duel with Koshi.
Last words: LetsSeeIfYouCanTakeMeOnIfIAmSuperHasted!
#141: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Koshi and Ketta, the terrible duo.
Last words: FUCK NO! I refuse to die fightning you yet again!
#142: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Once more sliced and diced by Koshi and his Celestial Fury.
Last words: DON'T BRING IT ON! STOP BRINGING IT ON!
#143: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Killed by a trap while running away from Olaf Rasmussen and and screaming like a little girl.
Last words: Daddy, help me! Where are you, daddy!
#144: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Hunted down by Koshi after using up all charges in a fireball wand to avoid getting close.
Last words: That means I will die, doesn't it?
#145: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Killed by a trap while trying to sneak up on enemies.
Last words: I will attack them from the other side.
#146: lv. 13/13/16 - guarded compund in Athkatla Birdge District (#24)
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Killed by a trap while trying to run away from enemies.
Last words: My ear! Fuck! Runaway!
#147: lv. 13/13/16 - druid grove troll lair (#26)
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Ripped to shreds by a giant troll
Last words: Khrr...
#148: lv. 13/13/16 - druid grove troll lair (#26)
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Realized that protection from normal weapons does not protect from being ripped apart by giant troll.
Last words: Note to self: trolls have magical fists. Also: aaaaarrrrrgghhh!
#149: lv. 13/13/16 - druid grove troll lair (#26)
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Ripped to shreds by two giant trolls and a spirit troll.
Last words: Please stop doing that, this is demigod blood you're spilling. Not easy to come by, you know.
#150: lv. 14/14/16 - Windspear Hills (#28)
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Slaughtered by a bunch of paladins cosplaying as various monsters.
Last words: I think I've just lost hearing from blood loss.
#151: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#28)
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Smashed to a pulp by an adamantite golem.
Last words: urk
#152: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#28)
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Ripped to shreds by a bunch of vampires.
Last words: Oh gods, it's the Cullen family!
#153: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Ripped to shreds (notice a pattern here?) by a greater wolfwere.
Last words: A greater what now?
#154: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Bitten by a greater wolfwere and its pet wolf.
Last words: Oh, fuck.
#155: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Slashed to death by TWO greater wolfweres. Two! Ha. Ha. Ha.
Last words: WHAT!? YET ANOTHER ONE!?
#156: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Lost melee duel with an adamantite golem.
Last words: Nononono-nono-NO!
#157: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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If you are backstabbing a greater wolfwere, do not fail your hide in shadows check.
Last words: Oh, fuck.
#158: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Turns out that successfully backstabbing a greater wolfwere does not equal killing it.
Last words: Aha! Now, you're mine!
#159: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Slowed down and then stomped on by a stone golem.
Last words: Oooooohshshshiiiiit...
#160: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Fireballed by a maze guardian.
Last words: Fucker!
#161: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Monologued to death by another maze guardian.
Last words: Grr to you too.
#162: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Burned to a crisp by, you guessed, it, a maze guardian.
Last words: IT BURNS!
#163: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Experienced the impressive range of fire spells employed by maze guardians.
Last words: I walked through fire but did not get burned!
#164: lv. 14/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#29)
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Ambushed by Samia's party of looters.
Last words: You break my heart, girl.
#165: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Tried to summon a cacofiend while fighting Firkraag.
Last words: Say hello to my little friend!
#166: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Failed a save against dragon fear effect.
Last words: I CHALLENGED A DRAGON! WHAT WAS I THINKING!?
#167: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Tried to duel Firkraag in melee.
Last words: I bid you all farewell.
#168: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Strategy of trying to divert dragon fire to decoy fire elementals failed.
Last words: ARGHGHRGRHRGH!
#169: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Spell Trap from Staff of the Archmage does not protect against dragon fire either!
Last words: It is indeed a mighty staff.
#170: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Yet another failed attempt to kill Firkraag.
Last words: Oomph!
#171: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Turns out trying to shoot a dragon from afar with a bow just makes the dragon angry.
Last words: UhOhIThinkHeJustGotPissed.
#172: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Second attempt at sniping Firkraag, even Fire Shield does not protect against his breath.
Last words: ThanksForTheVoteOfConfidence!
#173: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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Firkraag burns The Codex to a crisp, after quickly dealing with the summoned fire elementals.
Last words: Uhm...
#174: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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We have not noticed that Codex' fire shield has expired while Firkraag was dealing with the elementals.
Last words: No fireshield? That's bad.
#175: lv. 15/14/17 - Firkraag's Maze (#30)
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The Codex unsuccessfully tried to put a wall of fire elementals between himself and Firkraag.
Last words: ARGH. MyArm!HeToreMyArmOff!