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In another time, at another place
The lights in the room flickered. That made me pause for a bit, my fingers hovering over the laptop that I was working on. It could just be an electrical surge of some sort. The transformer supplying power to the laboratory could be acting up. Or I could check the wards on the laptop again just to be absolutely certain it wasn’t a Sign of a Nameless Horror attempting to break through into our reality.
Nope. The wards are intact.
There’s no noxious smell, no gelatinous slime oozing from the crevices of the display, or whispers of madness interweaved with the gentle hum of the hard disk.
Must be an electrical problem of some sort; I should make a note to have it looked at anyway. Electrical glitches at the most inopportune moments could disrupt the grid during crucial experiments, and that would be bad. My seniors still talked about what happened a few years back, when a first-year by the name of Jean had neglected to draw the proper wards and ground his summoning circle. They’d had to vacuum what was left of him from the ceiling.
In any case, I had been thoroughly briefed on the exhaustive safety procedures and numerous backup protocols in case of what the handbook insisted on referring to as a ‘Reality Containment Failure’, and under section 3-2(A) it clearly stated that any student or staff member that neglected to inform Maintenance of any glitches that could lead to such a ‘Failure’ would be wholly responsible for any legal repercussions that ensued. It then proceeded to list the whole range of repercussions in sub-section B.
Honestly, legal repercussions would probably be the least of the offender’s problems if there was an actual breach, but I suppose we weren’t an ISO(9000)-compliant institution for nothing. Good old bureaucracy; it’ll probably march on even when the stars are no longer familiar and gribbly green things are sucking the brains from all our heads.
The door slams open.
“Hoshikawa!”
I cringe at the loud noise and give the intruder an annoyed stare – a lifetime spent in the dark with nothing but the glow of monitors to accompany me has not left me used to social niceties. At any rate, even if I were some smooth-talking bastard, I would find it hard to deal with Kyrie. She’s devastatingly cute, terribly short (though I wouldn’t say that to her face), dangerously sharp, and the most stubborn person I’ve ever met, with an ego the size of… well, I’d have to measure it in terms of astronomical units.
More importantly, her father owns the university.
“Yes, what is it?” I sigh.
“What are you still doing here? Professor Sekh wants the report on the theorem in ten minutes.”
“I already sent you the report, didn’t I? Did you check your mail?” I frown. I’m sure I e-mailed it to her this morning. She was supposed to proof-read it and then forward it to the professor if everything checked out.
“Yes, you did, but – oh –“A look of realization comes across her face and she slaps her forehead. “It’s your first time working with Professor Sekh, isn’t it? She doesn’t deal with written reports. She’s something of a traditionalist… she wants it delivered via an oral presentation.”
“Nobody told me that,” I mutter.
“Well, if you spent less time hiding away in the lab… Anyway, you need to present your section of the report.”
Kyrie moves to grab my hand, but stops short, her eyes drawn to the laptop I had been working on.
“Is this…” Her voice is suddenly hushed, a mixture of awe and fear.
“Yes, I’m debugging the Whateley Logic Engine. I mean, I took an interest in it after we were made to do that assignment on Dunwich in the first month.”
“Awesome,” she whispers. “Did you use the Bast Incantation to ward it?” I nod, and she gives a smirk of delight. “I knew it! This is brilliant work. You’re going to have to tell me all about it. Still, first things first. We’re out of time,” says Kyrie as her fingers close around my wrist. I struggle uncomfortably and ineffectually – she’s always been a physical sort and I’ve never been that – before finally allowing her to lead me out of the lab.
I realize, much later, that I had forgotten to shut down the laptop properly.
***
Professor Sekhenun is reputed to be one of the best minds in applied mathemagic and demonology. That reputation of hers is what attracted many of the brightest young thinkers in the world to study at Miskatonic University, and the few months I have spent here so far have not proven it wrong. I can categorically say that I have not met anyone with more understanding of the occult and the nature of things that lie beyond our observable universe. In fact, her knowledge and understanding can be said to be so… insightful… that there were rumours going around the student body that she wasn’t entirely human.
“There are rumours that I’m not human, Hoshikawa, but I assure you, you don’t need to be so nervous in front of me. I’m not an eater of souls or anything.” My professor, a beautiful Egyptian woman who seems to be barely older than I am, fiddles with the papers on her desk while giving me a dazzling smile.
“R-right,” I laugh nervously. “Honestly, given your Egyptian heritage I would have pegged you for Nyarlathotep rather than a soul eater. Ha ha.” It was an awkward joke, and for an instant I imagine I see a frown on the professor’s exquisite face… a frown formed by the writhing of countless worms under her skin.
Then it is gone.
Kyrie punches me in the shoulder.
“Sorry,” I mumble. The late nights working on the Whateley Logic Engine must be getting to me. The old-timers say that malevolence resides in between the numbers… perhaps I should heed that warning.
“Oh, there’s nothing to be sorry for,” smiles Professor Sekh again. Her teeth seem a little too white. “Now, about that Shrewsbury theorem assignment…”
***
It takes me all of half an hour to haltingly explain what I had derived from the Shrewsbury work. As it turns out, none of it is new to the professor, who nods at each stage of my explanation and jots down something in her notebook. When it is all over, she informs me that I have missed a particularly obscure aspect of Shrewsbury regarding a set of calculations that invoked the Yellow Sign, but all in all my work was sound.
“That was pretty cool,” says Kyrie. “I’ve never seen the professor have so little to nitpick about.”
“What is with the professor? I’m starting to wonder about her age,” I mutter. There’s something wrong about the professor.
“Oh? What’s that… are you interested in the professor? She is a beautiful woman after all,” teases Kyrie. “But it seems that she has a man in her life, so you better give up. He’s apparently some sort of secret agent for the government.”
“Secret agent?” I boggle. This is a new rumour to my ears.
“Yeah. He’s been to the university a couple of times to consult with her, tough-looking dark-haired young guy. You might have seen him around. My dad tells me he’s a ‘troubleshooter’ for the government, but we all know what that means.”
It usually means adventures in inhospitable alien dimensions, negotiating with many-tentacled beings (perhaps violently) and ensuring the survival of the human race in this bleak universe filled with things just waiting to break through dimensions and gobble us all up. The Treaty of Leng had changed things irrevocably, for better or for worse, though most of humanity still laboured in blissful ignorance. Yeah, I know what that means.
“W-well, even if he’s a hunky, dangerous, mysterious stranger, you have your charms too! I mean, you aren’t bad looking, if you’d just get your hair cut, and-“ Kyrie begins talking quickly, apparently mistaking my silence for something else.
“What?” I ask quizzically. That really came out of nowhere. “I was just thinking about what troubleshooters do.”
“Oh, right.” She flushes. “Anyway, now that this is over we better start focusing on what to do for that group assignment the professor gave us. What were our choices, again? This time I’ll make sure Erika actually shows up to do something.”
A; there was that field trip to Innsmouth – the professor wanted some blood samples from the locals. She assured us it would be safe and that the natives wouldn’t be violent unless we transgressed their traditions. Legends about Innsmouth abound, and almost every Miskatonic student would jump at a chance to visit the hamlet.
B; then, there was the choice of working on a Great Summoning Node that would anchor a medium-level Unfathomable Entity to do our bidding. I could probably put the Whateley Logic Engine to good use there; it’d be a good test of the program’s capabilities.
Finally, C; Dr. Shulgi, one of the university’s associates, was looking for volunteers to delve into the minds of some patients over at the Arkham Medical Institute. This is ground-breaking research and could possibly lead to the curing of extra-dimensional possession… definitely worth many credits.
I wonder what I should choose...
***
C has a clear victory. Update will be out by tomorrow.