Completed LP: Kingdoms of Amalur Demo

[DarthBehemoth]

08 - The many Lulz of Amalulz

Brace yourselves bro's it's the final update!

Big deal. I'm not gonna buy this shit.

The people who's Derp rage meter's already full might wanna stop here. I'm going to showcase the derpiest moments of my final 45 minutes of Amalur

In the nearby village. Someone got their ass kicked.

Okay

Herp Derp

GTFO with your religious crap

This guy can recruit you, if you agree. From what I've read, joining a factions does have it's benefits.

Whatever. I'm leaving this village

The villagers mentioned the Red legion was stalking them, they're not so hard to defeat though.

Brace yourselves, this guy's gonna do some awesome facial animation!

Oh my...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

God my sanity meter's empty. I really gotta end this.

So I'm going to let some wolves feast on Timmy

Goodbye Timmy.

THE END...

 

[lightbane]

:headdesk: Bloody pacifists/libertards!! Oh dear, a poor Fae is being mistreated, nevermind her kind killed and raped thousands of people.

Lol, even the npcs themselves unconsciously feel that this game is stupid. It's what you said, it's like Fable, exactly as shit and derp as Fable, probably even more.

 

[Darth Roxor]

Best game ever right there

 

[Skittles]

I think the game should excuse all poor facial animations with the "I'm really an animal trapped in this body" justification. I can definitely buy that guy's never had a human face in his life before.

Generous of those sprites to give him the ability to speak, though.

 

[DraQ]

I imagined guy's lines spoken in Snotspill's voice (Diablo 1).

 

[DarthBehemoth]

I think the game should excuse all poor facial animations with the "I'm really an animal trapped in this body" justification. I can definitely buy that guy's never had a human face in his life before.

Generous of those sprites to give him the ability to speak, though.

That doesn't mean it still sounds (and looks) ridicilous

 

[GarfunkeL]

OH lawdly. Wasn't this the game written by R.A Salvatore? It definitely shows. His only semi-decent works are when he utilizes existing fantasy worlds (Forgotten Realms books). When he "creates" his own, they are supremely derp-tastic.