Multi-headed Cow
Arcane
Been taking a few days off of ranked and instead throwing together my own crap and playing in unranked and it's a hell of a lot more fun for the most part. Did some crappy Rakdos shenanigans (There'd be more of a deck there with some better cards rather than just making a pile, but the pile was still fun. Best was getting lethal on a guy with Judith/footlight pings) and some surprisingly less-crappy Boros shenanigans. Even did a couple Boros decks, one of which was a lifegain variant since a lot of the lifegain weenies are 1 power so a lot of the easy 2 power Boros mentors trigger on them, and the cats that grow with lifegain are a lasting threat too. Still pretty garbage against cry/wrath/etc but you can quite reasonably run 4 light up the stage which helps. Only mildly disappointing thing is attacking with the 4/4 cat that shits out two 1/1 lifelink cats. The tokens can't get mentored the first turn they're shit out.