Lazing Dirk
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Are you suggesting they'd fuck everything else up but ensure the correct amount of spittle was depicted?
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Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread
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Are you suggesting they'd fuck everything else up but ensure the correct amount of spittle was depicted?
moon knight
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Either Bioware's artists are completely worthless, or they are doing it on purpose.
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It was the same thing in Inquisition. Look at all the mods on the Nexus that turn the NPC's from 4's to 6's (or 7's sometimes in bad lighting).
Developers: Just because you are a 4 in real life doesn't mean your characters also need to be 4's. Stop being comfortable with how you look because trust me- no one else is comfortable looking at that horse face or flabby body of yours. That's why you model characters on a computer in a dark room all day. No one wants to look at you, and no one wants to play a game with characters in it that look like you.
Stop pretending that someone who looks like you can be a lead in a movie. Accept who you are.
Developers: Just because you are a 4 in real life doesn't mean your characters also need to be 4's. Stop being comfortable with how you look because trust me- no one else is comfortable looking at that horse face or flabby body of yours. That's why you model characters on a computer in a dark room all day. No one wants to look at you, and no one wants to play a game with characters in it that look like you.
Stop pretending that someone who looks like you can be a lead in a movie. Accept who you are.
17 minutes of the ugly Asari's loyality mission.
But Jesus is this shit. The stunt she pulls - she should be shot for it. Also hostile environment and no armor on the companions. And mission itself is pretty much a bland corridor shooter.
Edit: Also the AI of the enemies in terrible they just stand in place and let you kill them. The diffuculty comes from the fact they are sponges. Awesome design.
Not to mention the scanning sections - they are trying to be Witcher 3, but aren't giving any flavour to make those scanning sections at least somewhat bearable.
And the retarded dialogue. Trully a Bioware masterpiece.
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Lazing Dirk
Arcane
Lol, the erratic movements of the Krogan.
moon knight
Matt7895's alt
17 minutes, no dialogue options.
And that surely is the most plain boring standard american accent I have ever heard. It seems like a Ubisoft trailer.
And that surely is the most plain boring standard american accent I have ever heard. It seems like a Ubisoft trailer.
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Eh, same old Mass Effect. They also chose a very bad mission if they wanted to show off new jetpack verticality considering this was a very typical "pop and shoot" affair. I did find it funny how having to change entire loadout, twice, brought the game to complete standstill as the guy fiddled with skills. If this is how you're supposed to tackle new situations pace of the action is already screwed.
imweasel
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Judging from this mission the game looks and plays pretty much like Mass Effect 2/3, just with more character build options.
Hard to say much about combat, because the tester is playing on easy and rushing it.
Dialogue is utterly retarded. Do they actually pay people to write this shit?
That Asari is annoying. Hopefully it is now possible to murder teammates.
The Witcher 3 scanning was already overused and boring as fuck in TW3.
Graphics are nice, but the character models look like plastic.
Animations are wonky.
The game is probably full to the brim with SJW garbage and faggotry so I won't even consider buying the game or supporting Bioware... but I'll download the high seas version once it is released.
Hard to say much about combat, because the tester is playing on easy and rushing it.
Dialogue is utterly retarded. Do they actually pay people to write this shit?
That Asari is annoying. Hopefully it is now possible to murder teammates.
The Witcher 3 scanning was already overused and boring as fuck in TW3.
Graphics are nice, but the character models look like plastic.
Animations are wonky.
The game is probably full to the brim with SJW garbage and faggotry so I won't even consider buying the game or supporting Bioware... but I'll download the high seas version once it is released.
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sullynathan
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Pretty sure the Arkham games had this first and then metroid prime before that.
Reinhardt
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Padzi
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17 minutes of the ugly Asari's loyality mission.
But Jesus is this shit. The stunt she pulls - she should be shot for it. Also hostile environment and no armor on the companions. And mission itself is pretty much a bland corridor shooter.
Edit: Also the AI of the enemies in terrible they just stand in place and let you kill them. The diffuculty comes from the fact they are sponges. Awesome design.
Not to mention the scanning sections - they are trying to be Witcher 3, but aren't giving any flavour to make those scanning sections at least somewhat bearable.
And the retarded dialogue. Trully a Bioware masterpiece.
Long, boring 17 minutes with fuckload of enemies. Enemies everywhere! I will destroy you!
After watching the first couple of minutes I was instantly disappointed. Crazy Asari's banter was so horrible I wanted Ryder to shoot her instead of the enemies. And it seems the trip to Andromeda was undertaken by people that aren't well ajusted and have a slew of psychological issues. Everyone seems to be crazy.
Besides - SWEET IMPLANTS - Yeah, you need bigger tits. Maybe then there will be something redeemable about you.
Animation was pretty bad too. When I saw the Assemblers I was having Abe's Oddyssey flashbacks. They move like Sligs from the 90s.
Overall pretty shit mission.
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They already blew their budget hiring electric-haired oppressed wymyn who have Tumblr blogs and religiously read the Muffington Post to do all the writing, you problematic fucking white male rapist shitlord.
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Bioware never fails to deliver so many laughs without us having to by or play their games
I wonder,is the next gen femshep the most prosperous character in an AAA game yet or not?
I wonder,is the next gen femshep the most prosperous character in an AAA game yet or not?
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You'd think that, but only because Codexers go offline in Steam to hide their shame when playing this kind of shit.
I can still see 74/80 achievements earned in Fallout 4 on their profiles, of course, provided they aren't also hiding their profiles out of shame.
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