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Now post the funeral oneI can already see signs indicating that the discussion is slowly but surely becoming a typical Mass Effect discussion.
inb4
Now post the funeral oneI can already see signs indicating that the discussion is slowly but surely becoming a typical Mass Effect discussion.
inb4
I think you’re overreactin’ Silverfish.
People discussing romances in ME games, and all of that absolutely seriously. WTF? Is it Codex?
People discussing romances in ME games, and all of that absolutely seriously. WTF? Is it Codex?
Joined: May 3, 2020
So are porn starlets but you wouldn't want to be with them.Kelly is the sum of all messes
She's cute though.
Because it's funny. Like extremely so.People discussing romances in ME games, and all of that absolutely seriously. WTF? Is it Codex?
If you meet her in ME3 you can either drive her to suicide or get her killed if you do it wrong.Kelly isn't a porn starlet though, the worst she can do is leave you for a Keeper or something.So are porn starlets but you wouldn't want to be with them.She's cute though.Kelly is the sum of all messes
If you meet her in ME3 you can either drive her to suicide or get her killed if you do it wrong.
- Play through Horizon (requires doing all four of the Act 1 recruitment missions).Change of topic: what is the mission path that optimizes for seeing all of Legion's dialog? (From what I hear it requires losing some of the nameless Normandy crew.)
Just use a save editor to put him into your party, the game was a mess in development and before they made a lot of changes he was supposed to be an early squad member.Change of topic: what is the mission path that optimizes for seeing all of Legion's dialog? (From what I hear it requires losing some of the nameless Normandy crew.)
You can only meet Kelly in ME3 if you took the "Liara is blue, Garrus is gray, I'm Commander Shepard, we'll bang okay?" route with her. But you're forgiven for skipping this because she fucks dogs.You can also get her killed in ME2, but TBH i do not remember much about ME3 :-P i do not even remember meeting Kelly in it (perhaps it is a Renegade option? I never played Renegade because you're often cartoonishly "bad" in it). But the game (ME2) didn't even acknowledge her as a romance option (might be a bug though) so whatever. I just liked her more than the other women in the series :-P.If you meet her in ME3 you can either drive her to suicide or get her killed if you do it wrong.
Click this if you want to see stuff that you cannot see normally (like taking Legion along to recruit Garrus).Change of topic: what is the mission path that optimizes for seeing all of Legion's dialog? (From what I hear it requires losing some of the nameless Normandy crew.)
People discussing romances in ME games, and all of that absolutely seriously. WTF? Is it Codex?
Rine ends heeh! When I came across this on the BioWare forum, one of the happiest days of my life. I fucking hated Stanrey Roo.End of line.
Rine ends heeh! When I came across this on the BioWare forum, one of the happiest days of my life. I fucking hated Stanrey Roo.End of line.
Rine ends heeh! When I came across this on the BioWare forum, one of the happiest days of my life. I fucking hated Stanrey Roo.End of line.
Man, Mass Effect shitposting really takes me back. I remember stumbling onto a YouTube channel that relentlessly mocked the Bioware of that era, only to completely fall off the radar afterwards. Except the guy returned a few years later... as motherfucking MandaloreGaming. There's only a few videos left of that era: a Tribes: Ascend shitpost, a music video of the Miracle of Sound song Commander Shepard and the oldest Toddpost I can find on YouTube:
They already spent 3 games fixated on Reapers. More focus on that is a mistake.Since Andromeda didn't have any payoff, they could have resurrect Shepard 1000 after ME3 as half human-half reaper. His reaper side would allow it. Shepard would have reaper powers and his human side would use that info for threat in the new galaxy. He would deal with his internal dual struggle as never before. This would be great introduction in new ME universe.
It wouldn't be since Shepard would be only half-reaper in universe. He would give a psychological side what Reapers were and use that powers for new threat. Andromeda could have been more dramatical send-off for Shepard with bigger payoff.They already spent 3 games fixated on Reapers. More focus on that is a mistake.
Mass Effect 1 was my guilty pleasure back in the days. Shame it went downhill from there on, story and gameplay wise. One can only imagine how would mass effect trilogy turn out if it wasn't made by soulless sjw simpletons...