Be careful, cute horsies, pets, houses, barby NPCs, ultra-imershun is closer to substituting the reality with a game world.Tintin said:Those guys are only one step up from you guys, you know.
Tintin said:Those guys are only one step up from you guys, you know.
Be careful, cute horsies, pets, houses, barby NPCs, ultra-imershun is closer to substituting the reality with a game world.
They're actually pretty funny. They're tongue-in-cheek about it all, and the song isn't all that bad during the outro dancing bit at the end (if you can make it that far).
Pr()ZaC said:I hope I'm not downloading 28MB of crap...
Yes, now I'd like 45 minutes of my life back and I wish sarcasm could be wiped out forever from this boardsTintin said:Pr()ZaC said:I hope I'm not downloading 28MB of crap...
Be prepared for disappointment.
Chefe said:Sad thing is, that video is probably better than the unicorns in Oblivion.
Seriously, I want to know, what fuckhead at bethy said "Hey guys, you know what would really make a cool, mature, sophisticated, and immersive roleplaying experience? UNICORNS!"
That's probably the dumbest fucking fantasy creature I can think of. Faries, or what elite fantasy fuckwits call "faeries", come in a close second. My little sister even thinks unicorns are stupid.
They're good in Barbie games and stories you read to 5 year old girls. But in a a fucking Elder Scrolls game? You've got to be kidding me.
Another stupid decision makes its way across the design board and into the code of the steaming pile of cow dung that calls itself an Elder Scrolls title. Eat shit and die.
MrSmileyFaceDude said:Harping about a unicorn in an RPG is one of the more infantile complaints I've heard about the game. It's a horse with a horn on its head, not My Little Pony. We've got minotaurs and other mythical beasts -- why not a unicorn?
BUMBUMBOOMBOOM said:
and a cuddly rainbow-colored horsie who is appealing to little girls.
MrSmileyFaceDude said:Harping about a unicorn in an RPG is one of the more infantile complaints I've heard about the game. It's a horse with a horn on its head, not My Little Pony. We've got minotaurs and other mythical beasts -- why not a unicorn?
You can ride them, can't you? And they're the fastest "horse" in the game, aren't they?MrSmileyFaceDude said:Harping about a unicorn in an RPG is one of the more infantile complaints I've heard about the game. It's a horse with a horn on its head, not My Little Pony. We've got minotaurs and other mythical beasts -- why not a unicorn?
Tintin said:Only to your insecure little self. Unicorns have just as much mythological relevance and interesting history as the minotaurs do, but you have replaced all that with "and a cuddly rainbow-colored horsie who is appealing to little girls" because you watch too much Disney.