SymbolicFrank
Magister
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So, X-COM. Or rather, UFO. Let's say you never played it. I remember my first time...
I get to build a base. Always fun to do. So, I have to buy these rooms. What do they do? Interesting... And all the stuff I can buy! Let's see...
Crap! An UFO! Now what do I do? Let's launch these planes and shoot it down! Hm, that didn't go all that well. But it crash-landed! Cool!
Ah, I have soldiers, right? Let's load them up and go visit the crash site! Hmmm, rocket launcher? Heavy cannon? Sounds good! Ok, I have ten soldiers, let's take six for now and load them up with all the good stuff!
Cool! We landed! Let's embark, and... Shit! What the hell did just happen? He stepped on the ramp and got killed? How?
Ok, let's try this again. Step by step, and... Shit! Killed as well! There's some alien there! And he isn't missing! Damn! What do I do now?
Ok, ok. Perhaps if I stand here, or better yet: crouch there, I might, yes, I see him! Shoot it!
What, not enough time units? But, but... Ah, carrying too much. Bummer. Go away there, and let me try again with someone else. Kill! Grr, missed.
But, perhaps now is the time to go outside, that alien's time units will be gone as well.
Sounds like a plan.
Aaaannnddd, so far so good! Next one to this side, and... Damn! There is another alien over there! He just killed... Wait, what just happened? What? He went berserk and killed his team mates? Really? Really?
What the fuck do I do now?
You have to love the sheer brutality. At the start, you're totally outgunned. Your recruits cannot hit the side of a barn, and the aliens never miss. If they see you, you're dead. So, you discover that the best technique to take them out is just throwing recruits at them until they run out of time units. Order them by the dozens! They won't last! Cram your plane full with them. And keep a few officers safely in the back of your plane at all times.
After a while, you just start to destroy any spot that might hide an alien. Whole buildings, just to make sure. But not the UFO's of course. You have to take them intact. That's why you make sure you have enough recruits to breech them long after all the officers have flying suits. And then the blaster bombs arrive.
And that's what all the sequels and remakes did wrong. You have a very limited recruiting pool and can only bring a small team. Who probably all survive. Even at the start. Bah.
I get to build a base. Always fun to do. So, I have to buy these rooms. What do they do? Interesting... And all the stuff I can buy! Let's see...
Crap! An UFO! Now what do I do? Let's launch these planes and shoot it down! Hm, that didn't go all that well. But it crash-landed! Cool!
Ah, I have soldiers, right? Let's load them up and go visit the crash site! Hmmm, rocket launcher? Heavy cannon? Sounds good! Ok, I have ten soldiers, let's take six for now and load them up with all the good stuff!
Cool! We landed! Let's embark, and... Shit! What the hell did just happen? He stepped on the ramp and got killed? How?
Ok, let's try this again. Step by step, and... Shit! Killed as well! There's some alien there! And he isn't missing! Damn! What do I do now?
Ok, ok. Perhaps if I stand here, or better yet: crouch there, I might, yes, I see him! Shoot it!
What, not enough time units? But, but... Ah, carrying too much. Bummer. Go away there, and let me try again with someone else. Kill! Grr, missed.
But, perhaps now is the time to go outside, that alien's time units will be gone as well.

Aaaannnddd, so far so good! Next one to this side, and... Damn! There is another alien over there! He just killed... Wait, what just happened? What? He went berserk and killed his team mates? Really? Really?
What the fuck do I do now?
You have to love the sheer brutality. At the start, you're totally outgunned. Your recruits cannot hit the side of a barn, and the aliens never miss. If they see you, you're dead. So, you discover that the best technique to take them out is just throwing recruits at them until they run out of time units. Order them by the dozens! They won't last! Cram your plane full with them. And keep a few officers safely in the back of your plane at all times.
After a while, you just start to destroy any spot that might hide an alien. Whole buildings, just to make sure. But not the UFO's of course. You have to take them intact. That's why you make sure you have enough recruits to breech them long after all the officers have flying suits. And then the blaster bombs arrive.

And that's what all the sequels and remakes did wrong. You have a very limited recruiting pool and can only bring a small team. Who probably all survive. Even at the start. Bah.