DeepOcean
Arcane
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2012
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Fuck this game:
Me: "My God, there is alot of dead people here, some fucked up shit happened, I want to know what. Is there someone alive? What happened here?"
Raphael Colantonio: "Here player, you are getting to the Crew Quarters, the place where the personnel of the station lived.
Me: "Cool, I want to know, did they try to leave on a hurry? Were they caught by surprise? Did they fight? Were they paralyzed by fear? Is there some story of heroism or sheer cowardy? Of people being people... this will be so cool. Did people try to do nasty things like letting the monsters eat others so they could escape? Did they fight or even killed each other for the very few remaining escape pods? You know, Raphael, some cool backstory can bring the whole place to life."
Raphael Colantonio: " Ehh... here player, you need to go around collecting voice samples of this engineer Danielle Sho to open that door."
Me: Cool, this woman was like some important person, maybe she tried to rally people trying to control their fear, arguments go up and down, the climate is desperate. There was a set of escape pods but between them and the escape pods, there were aliens, there was only one way for most people reaching the escape pods, especially because there wasn't enough escape pods for everyone so she decided to take with her anyone that volunteered to try lure the Typhoon and let the rest escape knowing well that this would mean certain death to them. You know, when you get to admire a character by his actions, you feel he/she was worthy and so when you finally have to make a decision, you know a person of value just died, her actions inspired you into feeling...so you could learn emphaty. Are you going to repeat her act of sacrifice and throw yourself on a fight where you can't win with the Nightmare to help others, knowing you would lose half of your neuromods after the nightmare tries to fry your brain?
Raphael Colantonio: "Ehh... here player, did you know Danielle Sho liked to play DnD?"
Me: "Cool, is she an introvert many people don't put much faith in and when this shit happens, she is forced to stop being passive or she gonna die, changes as a character and discover something on herself she didnt knew? Actually everyone discover something about everyone they didn't knew."
Raphael Colantonio: "Ehh... she liked to play DnD, isn't this good character development? Do you care about her already?"
Me (growing suspicious): No.
Raphael Colantonio: "Ehh... okay, come here... on this place, Danielle Sho singed some music, she was a good singer... you know... do you care about her already?"
Me (growing impatient):No.
Raphael Colantonio: "Okay... alright, here you will see her tragic background..."
Me (feeling relief): "Now, this gonna be good!"
Raphael Colantonio: "She had a lesbian partner that died, this is tragic... do you care about her already?"
Me (sad knowing where this is going):No, alot of people died on this station, her partner or herself don't interest me.
Raphael Colantonio: "But, she is special..."
Me: "So, she like pussy? Probably half the humanity likes pussy, so no, she isn't special, dude, believe on me."
Raphael Colantonio: "But she is from a minority, she is special, do you like her already?"
Me: Dude, did this game became Gone Home and I missed something?
Raphael Colantonio: " Ehhh... okay, her partner was killed by this crazy psycho cook, are you going to kill him?"
Me: Nope, won't fight four loading screens and respawning trash mobs to just kill this dude for this lady I don't care about, sorry.
Raphael Colantonio: (At the end of the game.) You player were a bad person for failing to show your emphaty towards that incredible minority appeasing character the we made to look cool on the media and give interviews about how great people we are, you have no emphaty, so you will die.
Me: FUCK. YOU. IN. THE. ASS.
Me: "My God, there is alot of dead people here, some fucked up shit happened, I want to know what. Is there someone alive? What happened here?"
Raphael Colantonio: "Here player, you are getting to the Crew Quarters, the place where the personnel of the station lived.
Me: "Cool, I want to know, did they try to leave on a hurry? Were they caught by surprise? Did they fight? Were they paralyzed by fear? Is there some story of heroism or sheer cowardy? Of people being people... this will be so cool. Did people try to do nasty things like letting the monsters eat others so they could escape? Did they fight or even killed each other for the very few remaining escape pods? You know, Raphael, some cool backstory can bring the whole place to life."
Raphael Colantonio: " Ehh... here player, you need to go around collecting voice samples of this engineer Danielle Sho to open that door."
Me: Cool, this woman was like some important person, maybe she tried to rally people trying to control their fear, arguments go up and down, the climate is desperate. There was a set of escape pods but between them and the escape pods, there were aliens, there was only one way for most people reaching the escape pods, especially because there wasn't enough escape pods for everyone so she decided to take with her anyone that volunteered to try lure the Typhoon and let the rest escape knowing well that this would mean certain death to them. You know, when you get to admire a character by his actions, you feel he/she was worthy and so when you finally have to make a decision, you know a person of value just died, her actions inspired you into feeling...so you could learn emphaty. Are you going to repeat her act of sacrifice and throw yourself on a fight where you can't win with the Nightmare to help others, knowing you would lose half of your neuromods after the nightmare tries to fry your brain?
Raphael Colantonio: "Ehh... here player, did you know Danielle Sho liked to play DnD?"
Me: "Cool, is she an introvert many people don't put much faith in and when this shit happens, she is forced to stop being passive or she gonna die, changes as a character and discover something on herself she didnt knew? Actually everyone discover something about everyone they didn't knew."
Raphael Colantonio: "Ehh... she liked to play DnD, isn't this good character development? Do you care about her already?"
Me (growing suspicious): No.
Raphael Colantonio: "Ehh... okay, come here... on this place, Danielle Sho singed some music, she was a good singer... you know... do you care about her already?"
Me (growing impatient):No.
Raphael Colantonio: "Okay... alright, here you will see her tragic background..."
Me (feeling relief): "Now, this gonna be good!"
Raphael Colantonio: "She had a lesbian partner that died, this is tragic... do you care about her already?"
Me (sad knowing where this is going):No, alot of people died on this station, her partner or herself don't interest me.
Raphael Colantonio: "But, she is special..."
Me: "So, she like pussy? Probably half the humanity likes pussy, so no, she isn't special, dude, believe on me."
Raphael Colantonio: "But she is from a minority, she is special, do you like her already?"
Me: Dude, did this game became Gone Home and I missed something?
Raphael Colantonio: " Ehhh... okay, her partner was killed by this crazy psycho cook, are you going to kill him?"
Me: Nope, won't fight four loading screens and respawning trash mobs to just kill this dude for this lady I don't care about, sorry.
Raphael Colantonio: (At the end of the game.) You player were a bad person for failing to show your emphaty towards that incredible minority appeasing character the we made to look cool on the media and give interviews about how great people we are, you have no emphaty, so you will die.
Me: FUCK. YOU. IN. THE. ASS.
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