Game News Project Eternity Kickstarter Update #68: New Art

[SCO]

It's true. Some days i don't even get up

 

[Athelas]

That explains why your avatar looks like a tomboyish prepubescent girl having her period.

 

[Outlander]

... it does?

 

[felipepepe]

Looks more like a old lady, really.

 

[Grotesque]

wishful thinking

I take it you don't read the mega-thread.

Reductio ad absurdum, when playing the game if you happen to come across that wyvern skeleton, take a character that has a penis and try to skullfuck that nice eye sokets near the road.
Remember to make the right noises for a complete immersed experience.

Oh, I forgot they are fuckin' Blizzard who afford to reiterate things forever because they have the money and they don't care about time.

Too much P.E. brown nosers here that fall for Obsidian sweetalk like cum loving whores spreading a pound of jizz on their bloated faces.

 

[Sensuki]

I don't doubt the area will get a paintover, or look nicer once they've touched it up. I have doubts as to whether the combat will be good.

brb getting my bloated face jizzed over lmao

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Grotesque]

Those P.E. fuckin trees that look like bushes...

Compare the size of camp fire with those "trees". Unbelievable.

Somebody please send the above screenshot to the MORON that designed those things

 

[Turok]

Those trees don't move, PE have trees that dance with the air.

 

[V_K]

Lords of Xulima looks prettier.

 

[Scruffy]

I LOVE TEH BLOOM

 

[Kalin]

Dancing trees, more like little shrubberies rumbling in the dirt. Back in my day trees looked like trees and were tall and majestic like trees are supposed to be, this garbage is just a bunch of midjit-sized everything, practically only missing the garden gnomes. Heck, this is just like that "stronghold" nonsense those hacks tried to peddle. Puny little wall you could skip over in a heartbeat, tiny like a Xzart village and barely half as effective. Why I never, even the Moathouse was more impressive, at least it had the moat going for it, and besides, it was only a ruin to begin with. Today's "artists" and "designers", it's like they don't even bother. That's what you get with your socialist scumbag "kickstarter" libruhalism, game's already paid for so why bother making it good? Just give them some midjit bushes why don't you, no one will care.

 

[Scruffy]

heh, clearly i'm missing somethng here. as for me, as long as i'm getting that infinityenginy vibe, i'm all right.

 

[imweasel]

Those P.E. fuckin trees that look like bushes...

Compare the size of camp fire with those "trees". Unbelievable.

Somebody please send the above screenshot to the MORON that designed those things

I think they're supposed to be small trees... they don't look very good for small trees though.

Maybe they are supposed to be large bushes. Who knows, it is kind of hard to say.

 

[J_C]

Somebody please send the above screenshot to the MORON that designed those things

Yeah, show that MORON (with all capital, see?). Those fucking trees man. Did you saw them? Fucking trees, how do they work? We should get personal and tell that MORON!!!!! You fucking MORON, don't you see the trees? I mean the size! Look at that. That MORON!!!!!

Nothing wrong with the size of the trees, the campfire on the other hand is too big.

 

[Johannes]

^ MORON

 

[amar0k]

The update says: "Both of these images come from the same wilderness area. While this area appears thick with foliage now, it was previously the site to horrific fires caused by drakes. Large swaths of ground were burned and only now has the land started to recover."

 

[SCO]

That explains why your avatar looks like a tomboyish prepubescent girl having her period.

My friend, since you obviously want to be ignored, i will magnanimously grant your wish, for it costs nothing,
الله أكبر

 

[Linden]

The vegetation is probably supposed to consist of bushes and/or small trees.

While this area appears thick with foliage now, it was previously the site to horrific fires caused by drakes. Large swaths of ground were burned and only now has the land started to recover.

 

[Onholyservicebound]

How big are those trolls? I don't like games with small trolls, Skyrim had small trolls, those trolls better be big.

(I bet they purposefully left out any thing to compare for scale because they knew their trolls were inadequate.)

Edit: I bet those too small trolls will look even tinier next to that huge campfire.(I also hate too large campfires, they are a hazard, especially in a forest setting.)

 

[SCO]

The game probably will make use of their 3d avatars for big creatures and enlarge type spells - it was one of the best parts of ToEE after all.

 

[MrBuzzKill]

No backer portal, instead we get a picture of trolls. Hmm...

 

[Linden]

How big are those trolls? I don't like games with small trolls, Skyrim had small trolls, those trolls better be big.

(I bet they purposefully left out any thing to compare for scale because they knew their trolls were inadequate.)

Edit: I bet those too small trolls will look even tinier next to that huge campfire.(I also hate too large campfires, they are a hazard, especially in a forest setting.)

Made me laugh out loud. Trolls are serious business.

edit: inadequate trolls also describes the codex pretty well

 

[Scruffy]

they knew their trolls were inadequate

we could give them some of ours