Quantic Dream's "Beyond"

[FeelTheRads]

What happens if this shit floats?

Fixed.

 

[Baron Dupek]

What happens if this shit do a barrel-roll?

 

[Comrade Goby]

Meh I can roll with these movie games once in a while

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

There is a scene where women is inserting her tampon, but not man. It gives strong sexist message to all who buyed it.
"By manchildren for manchildren", that should be a new motto of Quantic Dream.

 

[Mantic]

If this shit doesn't even have sex scene with Ellen Page's character then what's the point

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

So much effort for so little gameplay outcome. Making that as a real movie would have been cheaper I guess.

Speaking of movies, watch Ryse and how Crytek will go full retard in it's (Hollywood) future.

 

[abnaxus]

Edit: God dammit, this is atrocious:

Not only don't you get to kill those retarded :patriot:kids, you don't get to see Ellen Page naked either, fuck you David Cage

 

[Comrade Goby]

If this shit doesn't even have sex scene with Ellen Page's character then what's the point

Sex in euro version violence in US versions

So both versions are censored in different ways

 

[Cassidy]

I'm sure I'd have more enjoyment from watching Battlefield Earth than this pretentious piece of shit that, were it released as a movie instead, would tank hard and enter the shit lists*. At least LOL XENU didn't have QTEs.

tl;dr Beyond is worse than Battlefield Earth in every possible way

*Which is precisely the main reason it pretends to be a game from a Hollywood reject that makes Michael Bay a Francis Ford Coppola in comparison and Plan 9 from Outer Space is a Citizen Kane of movies compared to this shit "game".

[/edgy]

 

[toro]

If this shit doesn't even have sex scene with Ellen Page's character then what's the point

Sex in euro version violence in US versions

So both versions are censored in different ways

Spoiler

Attempted rape scene counts for something?

 

[toro]

... to this shit "game".

Shit game but a decent movie.

 

[Tom Selleck]

What happens if this shit flops?

Edit: God dammit, this is atrocious:

"A thong! Exactly what I wanted!"

 

[Tom Selleck]

Oh man, I am making the terrible mistake of watching all of these, and like, in the chapter "Welcome to the CIA" the game literally becomes a popamole shooter. Phenomenal. A QTE Popamole Shooter.

This is the future, everybody. It's happening and we're a part of it.

 

[Metro]

One of these days Morgoth will start a thread about a halfway decent game.

 

[Cassidy]

One of these days Morgoth will start a thread about a halfway decent game.

Look at the bright side. Morgoth is a near perfect filter. If Morgoth starts a thread about a new/incoming game, you can safely scratch the same from your interest list without worrying about losing a fun experience by dismissing it. As long as he never starts any thread about a halfway decent game, he is doing a big favor to everyone in RPGCodex by saving a lot of time for people looking for a new game to play.

 

[oddech_wymarlych_swiatow]

I like this game tech-demo because there's no necessity to have PS3 in order to play use it, just waiting for youtube port.

 

[Visbhume]

What's with all the Ellen Page games coming up.

 

[Tom Selleck]

I like this game tech-demo because there's no necessity to have PS3 in order to play use it, just waiting for youtube port.

You don't even have to wait for the YouTube port. It's all here. (I GOT TO THE BABY SCENE!)

 

[J_C]

This is glorious.

 

[toro]

This is glorious.

I guess your ass is trembling with excitement.

 

[eric__s]

What happens if this shit flops?

Edit: God dammit, this is atrocious:

Good lord, this is unbelievably contrived.

 

[J_C]

This is glorious.

I guess your ass is trembling with excitement.

My ass, my dick, my tongue, you name it!

 

[DeepOcean]

This is glorious.

I guess your ass is trembling with excitement.

I'm gay!

You are cleary a part of the audience of this game, J_C.

 

[DalekFlay]

If you're going to make a "game" all about story you would think at least the endless dialog would be well written and well acted. Only just like Heavy Rain, it isn't. Aiming low and still missing, the David Cage way.

Also man has a shower fetish apparently.

 

[Tommy Wiseau]

As long as you can press X for lesbianism it should get a release for Windows too.