Rage... rising...

[Kingston]

http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/6 ... XPlay.html

Todd Howard, the mastermind behind The Elder Scrolls and Fallout series, will be talking one-on-one with Adam Sessler on tonight's X-Play! He'll be spilling the beans on one of the most anticipated games of the year, the post-apocalyptic adventure Fallout 3. Don't miss tonight's episode of X-Play, Tonight at 8PM ET, only on G4!

No, no, you fucking mongoloid, he didn't create either. How can these fuckwits be so unknowledgeable? You could have wikipediad it! Fuck you morons!

Edit: lol @ the interviewer

 

[Lumpy]

Why should you give a fuck? Can't you just point and laugh?

 

[Kingston]

I dunno, I haven't been pissed off recently, so this seemed like a good output.

The interviewer really starts slobbering at the end of the interview.

"THAT IS SO AWESOME!"
"TODD HOWARD, EASILY ONE OF THE MOST CREATIVE GENIUSES IN THE BUSINESS"
"MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY FALLOUT 3 :SLOBBER::GIGGLE:"

 

[MetalCraze]

todd howard - the mastermind behind fallout series
ha ha
ha
ha ha ha
*bitter laughter*

 

[dagorkan]

First time I've seen Todd on video, he looks quite awkward

 

[Andyman Messiah]

MY RAGE IS UNCONTROLLABLE! MUST TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK TO PROVE I'M ANGRY!

Yeah, whatever.

I was going to save up for a haircut but after seeing this I changed my mind and decided to save up for a hired killer instead. Who's with me, huh?

:wink:

 

[GeneralSamov]

And all 'gaming journalists' went :GLUALGHH:

 

[Korgan]

Hmm, this reminds me of a story of how some stupid french comedy movie was translated in russian as "1,000,000 years BC", while the english name was the much more intriguing "rrrrrrrRRRRRRR!". That's all I can think of - rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRONEONEONE.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I was going to save up for a haircut but after seeing this I changed my mind and decided to save up for a hired killer instead. Who's with me, huh?

:wink:

Lame and unoriginal.

I have a better idea. Let's save up for an old ruski nuke. Then send Skyway to Maryland with it - he will probably do it for free. Detonate it. Presto! - Pete + Beth HQ goes to HEAVAN and it looks like Al-Kaidas work...

 

[Shoelip]

I think a nuke is a bit much. No need for massive collateral damage. We just need to take out Bethesda.

On the other hand, it would certainly be delightfully ironic. :wink:

 

[Depressinator]

It doesn't say he created it, though it is funny to think of him as a 'mastermind'. Master of hype, maybe.

 

[Gnidrologist]

I was going to save up for a haircut but after seeing this I changed my mind and decided to save up for a hired killer instead. Who's with me, huh?

:wink:

Lame and unoriginal.

Lame and unoriginal.

I'm with you Locue. I'm willing to contribute 14$, old crt display (cord don't work), a rusty hair-slide, one fresh donut, two donuts of second freshness, one angry mom and Volourn.

WHO'S WITH US?

 

[Shoelip]

Will the assassin rape and then eat Volourn?

 

[Disconnected]

Normally I'd think all this was a bit over the top, but..

[...] and Volourn.

WHO'S WITH US?

I'm in!

I'll donate a working CRT+working cord, a mouse with a defunkt cord & 2 SD tokens.

 

[Xor]

That's be like calling Bush the mastermind behind the US constitution.

 

[MetalCraze]

Then send Skyway to Maryland with it - he will probably do it for free.

I have a price. also I don't want Bethesda and Todd to disappear. it will be too boring without them.
Bioware, Taylor and Moulyneux are all pussies compared to the Beth and its hype

however I wouldn't mind hiring someone to buttrape Todd, record it on the video, upload it on youtube and let him live.

 

[Kingston]

I'd send the people to X-Play, not Bethesda. Toddy did alright, better than I expected, but the interviewer is just unbearable.

 

[JarlFrank]

What about assassinating every mainstream game reviewer out there, so the "prestigious magazine" called RPG Codex is the last one left.

 

[mirrorshades]

I'd send the people to X-Play, not Bethesda. Toddy did alright, better than I expected, but the interviewer is just unbearable.

Nah, that's just kind of his schtick... I have actually heard (yea, because everything anyone on the Interweb ever "heard" is the god-honest truth) that he is a fairly decent, knowledgeable guy in Real Life (tm).

Don't blow up G4... you might get Morgan Webb (Adam Sessler's uber-hawt co-host) by mistake. (Or at least wait until she's out of town.)

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/ ... rgan-webb/

Mmmmmm....

 

[Ismaul]

What about assassinating every mainstream game reviewer out there, so the "prestigious magazine" called RPG Codex is the last one left.

Sadly, no matter how hard you kill them, they'll get back up or be replaced. We need something much more definitive than that.

 

[Kingston]

I would probably look at her cleavage too if I was interviewed.

:toddsterpic:

 

[Country_Gravy]

Morgan looks much better in those pictures than she does on the show. The show sucks pretty bad.

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Better idea. I'll put on the MacGyver theme song and check what I have here.

-A bottle cap

-A paper clip

-An Xbox 360

-A bobblehead

14 seconds later...




What the fuck am I going to do with this shit?

 

[Binary]

Better idea. I'll put on the MacGyver theme song and check what I have here.

-A bottle cap

-A paper clip

-An Xbox 360

-A bobblehead

14 seconds later...




What the fuck am I going to do with this shit?

I can see the use for the bottle cap or paper clip...

 

[Xor]

Instead of mass-murder, why don't you invent a mind control device to change the opinion of everyone who disagrees with you about what makes a good game?

Much more sinister, IMO.