Editorial Role-playing Homosexual in Dragon Age II

[baronjohn]

What about asexuals? I can choose an invigorating game of chess with my partner instead of sex? If not, it's not really for everyone, is it :-(

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Everybody is bisexual by some degree.

Especially here at the Kodex. I'd reckon about 70% of us have to buy sex to get it.

*drumroll*

 

[DragoFireheart]

What about asexuals? I can choose an invigorating game of chess with my partner instead of sex? If not, it's not really for everyone, is it :-(

If sexuality is like a spectrum of a rainbow, then your "color" is the absence of any color (black). Obviously the romances are not going to be for "everyone" as if you are asexual you likely have no desire to begin with. It's like a fish why it can't fly like a bird. You're not a bird, you're a fish.

 

[BelisariuS.F]

Alright, then answer me this:

@ Everyone:

Regardless, do you ONLY watch lesbian porn? If not, then do you also watch heterosexual porn? If you are a "straight" man, then why do you watch porn where one of the actors in it is a nude male? Why not simply watch porn that has only women in it? Why must you have that male actor their to be able to fantasize yourself with the women? Are you unable to fantasize without the male actor in the porn? I know when I watch lesbian porn, I do not need a male actor to be present.

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

 

[villain of the story]

Does this ridiculous sex-based attention DA2 si getting remind anyone of Will & Grace?

 

[Deleted member 7219]

So much repressed gayness on this forum. It's really funny.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

^u projecting, son

And while playing Dragon Age 2 my Hawke ended up being gay.

It just, like, happened, man. I was talking to this dwarf one moment and in the next I was licking his armpits. I don't even know

 

[MuscleSpark]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Obviously this.
I would argue that it's men that watch solely lesbian porn that are the homosexuals, as they would be the ones actively putting themselves in the role of one of the women. Some men just enjoy watching women GETTING FUCKED.

 

[Jools]

Now, I am absolutely certain that I myself am into chicks. I like to joke about it but I'm secure in the knowledge that I like having sex with ladies best. I've thought about it and find little appeal in the idea of doing the various things one does with another man's old chap.

That exactly how it begins...

 

[Lord Andre]

I miss the old days when fags weren't all up in your face about it.

First they said: Let's tolerate them, they're people too !
and we said Sure, what someone does in his private life is his business.

Then they said Let's accept them !
and we said Why not ? Freedom to pursue happiness and all that jazz...

Now they say Let's encourage them, give them a medal for taking it up the ass and positive discrimination !
and I say Fuck them faggots ! They can take David Gayder and all the other Biofags and get in the fucking FagMobile and fuck off to FaggotIsland where they can play FagAge2 without the rest of us having to bare witness !

 

[Raapys]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Obviously this.
I would argue that it's men that watch solely lesbian porn that are the homosexuals, as they would be the ones actively putting themselves in the role of one of the women. Some men just enjoy watching women GETTING FUCKED.

Really? And what would a homosexual get from watching two females, a gender that doesn't interest him, have sex?

Seems more likely they'd watch...Oh, I know! What about gay porn? Or at least man-female and imagining they are the female? Then at least there's cock in the picture, which is their preference.

 

[Rogue]

Everybody is bisexual by some degree.

Yes and in the middle there is a line that separates those that would enjoy taking it up the ass from a hot stud, sucking on said stud's cock etc. from those that would not do that and are because of that NOT GAY.

 

[Relay]

Most men do not watch lesbian porn

Are you serious ?

Porn is not porn without a cock being involved. Why do you think double penetration, gangbang and bukkake porn became so popular ? It is absolutely, intrinsically gay for two cocks to collide and balls to touch. There are more DP porn flicks than lesbian shit. There is nothing sexier thantwo cocks having an orgasm at the same time.

 

[Karmapowered]

WHAT THE FUCK??

Codex needs to start ignoring DA2 related news. Games have stopped becoming games and started becoming movies these days. Trying to make a statement with your game characters is fucking retarded. Gaming media is full of people who want to pretend they are "real" journalists so they start analysing how gay a game is, how sexist the character is, etc. etc.

Just fucking shut up. FFS. Stop trying to find a deeper meaning in the story about retarded dragons.

I wish more would stand up, and fight the that has been plaguing the Kodex lately.



I used to be but a wee, lil' lurker, yet I kept browsing this fine site with pride, learning, educating myself, hoping to one day earn my righteous Kodex bro badge and join the crusade against faggotry and marketing crap in our RPG games.

What is it with all those <marquee><blink>"DA2, I am lovin' it!"</blink></marquee> threads, worth only of a gang of sanity-deprived clowns frolicking with the industry ?

Don't let them instill doubts in your mind!

Remember Oblivion : GOTY yesterday, POS today.

 

[Achilles]

What a weird thread.

 

[el Supremo]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Obviously this.
I would argue that it's men that watch solely lesbian porn that are the homosexuals, as they would be the ones actively putting themselves in the role of one of the women. Some men just enjoy watching women GETTING FUCKED.

Really? And what would a homosexual get from watching two females, a gender that doesn't interest him, have sex?

Seems more likely they'd watch...Oh, I know! What about gay porn? Or at least man-female and imagining they are the female? Then at least there's cock in the picture, which is their preference.

So Gay:

 

[Jools]

Everybody is bisexual by some degree.

Yes and in the middle there is a line that separates those that would enjoy taking it up the ass from a hot stud, sucking on said stud's cock etc. from those that would not do that and are because of that NOT GAY.

 

[Cenobyte]

Just to comment on the original news item: It's hilarious that he's to reaffirm his heterosexuality at the end of his story. This alone shows that despite of all Bioware "attempts" (if there even are any) to present homosexuality as a normal thing, this is not seen as such by gaming journalism.

 

[MuscleSpark]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Obviously this.
I would argue that it's men that watch solely lesbian porn that are the homosexuals, as they would be the ones actively putting themselves in the role of one of the women. Some men just enjoy watching women GETTING FUCKED.

Really? And what would a homosexual get from watching two females, a gender that doesn't interest him, have sex?

Seems more likely they'd watch...Oh, I know! What about gay porn? Or at least man-female and imagining they are the female? Then at least there's cock in the picture, which is their preference.

That works too, I was thinking more of the Queen/Womantrappedinman'sbody kind of faggot who are more into the whole "emotion" thing (a per se homosexual thing in itself) rather than the kind that enjoys getting rimmed in the ass.

 

[Raapys]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Obviously this.
I would argue that it's men that watch solely lesbian porn that are the homosexuals, as they would be the ones actively putting themselves in the role of one of the women. Some men just enjoy watching women GETTING FUCKED.

Really? And what would a homosexual get from watching two females, a gender that doesn't interest him, have sex?

Seems more likely they'd watch...Oh, I know! What about gay porn? Or at least man-female and imagining they are the female? Then at least there's cock in the picture, which is their preference.

That works too, I was thinking more of the Queen/Womantrappedinman'sbody kind of faggot who are more into the whole "emotion" thing (a per se homosexual thing in itself) rather than the kind that enjoys getting rimmed in the ass.

Well, there's that. Personally I wouldn't mind having a hot chick's body though, for some nice girl-on-girl action. The more tits the merrier.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Strap-ons: they don't exist.

Continue to deny your subtle homosexual tendencies, but please at least try to formulate a better argument.

 

[villain of the story]

So Gay:

That looks like a respectable game. The player can even hide his identity with a mask.

 

[Mastermind]

Edit: I once heard that the majority of men are gay to a certain extent. Reasoning? Most men do not watch solely lesbian porn but watch heterosexual porn (guy + chick) because they see certain qualities in the man that they admire and wish to "imagine" themselves as they fuck the chick. It's why most of the men in porn are cut and in shape: porn is almost always catered to men and not women (women tend to like erotic more, essentially story fags). The male viewer sees just enough details of the male actor to become slightly aroused by what they perceive as an attractive male yet the focus is on the female as that is whom they wish to mate with. Perhaps it is better to state that men are bisexual to varying degrees and that purely straight men are a rarity. If a man was completely straight he would likely NOT view man-on-woman porn and either stick to watching a single women masturbate, lesbian porn or use his imagination to achieve a level of arousal to masturbate to.

I don't think you know what gay means.

Hint: wanting to have another man's physique is not it.

 

[ortucis]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Strap-ons: they don't exist.

I think what Drago is trying to say is that a man fucking a woman is way more intense (animalistic?) than watching to women lick and fuck a dildo for an hour like they have all the time in the world.

I mean, we have shit like DA2 to finish.

 

[Gosling]

So, can newspost threads be retardoed?