Editorial Role-playing Homosexual in Dragon Age II

[Mastermind]

Does this ridiculous sex-based attention DA2 si getting remind anyone of Will & Grace?

Not that your previous post didn't confirm it, but here it is:

Faggot detected.

 

[VentilatorOfDoom]

Just to comment on the original news item: It's hilarious that he's to reaffirm his heterosexuality at the end of his story. This alone shows that despite of all Bioware "attempts" (if there even are any) to present homosexuality as a normal thing, this is not seen as such by gaming journalism.

I would love to believe in his no homo attitude, but as you can see: the gayometer constantly displays a gay value of about 8 cocks per hour, so I take this with a grain of salt.

So, can newspost threads be retardoed?

Yes they can.

 

[BelisariuS.F]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Strap-ons: they don't exist.

Continue to deny your subtle homosexual tendencies, but please at least try to formulate a better argument.

Haha, I KNEW that you will mention this (and because of this I've almost decided not to write my previous post). Besides, it's funny how you are trying very hard to convince others that they have "subtle homosexual tendencies". I reminds me of some guy who claimed that it's normal that a grown man may be slightly sexually aroused by a small child, and that it's normal for every man...

 

[Commissar Draco]

:yikes:

 

[Mastermind]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Strap-ons: they don't exist.

Continue to deny your subtle homosexual tendencies, but please at least try to formulate a better argument.

You've gotta be one of the dumbest motherfuckers to disgrace this board.

 

[a budda]

I reminds me of some guy who claimed that it's normal that a grown man may be slightly sexually aroused by a small child, and that it's normal for every man...

heard exactly the same live but about men, a moment of puzzlement followed
also: 13 is not a kid, right?

 

[Yeesh]

Just to comment on the original news item: It's hilarious that he's to reaffirm his heterosexuality at the end of his story. This alone shows that despite of all Bioware "attempts" (if there even are any) to present homosexuality as a normal thing, this is not seen as such by gaming journalism.

Your reactionary mindset when it comes to sexuality certainly conforms with that of the masses whose opinions we know the Codex prizes above all, but I'm afraid your logic is lacking. When I make it clear to you all that I'm a man, does that mean that women are not a normal thing? When I make it clear to you all that I like big tits, does that mean that I consider small tits not a normal thing? Can you even forumlate an example where what you're saying makes sense?

I think what you meant to say was:

Queers are going to hell because the bible says so lolololol!!! Abomination in the eyes of teh Lordz0r!!!!

 

[Commissar Draco]

Your reactionary mindset when it comes to sexuality certainly conforms with that of the masses whose opinions we know the Codex prizes above all, but I'm afraid your logic is lacking. When I make it clear to you all that I'm a man, does that mean that women are not a normal thing? When I make it clear to you all that I like big tits, does that mean that I consider small tits not a normal thing? Can you even forumlate an example where what you're saying makes sense?

I think what you meant to say was:

Queers are going to hell because the bible says so lolololol!!! Abomination in the eyes of teh Lordz0r!!!!

No those gentlesouls imported by do-gooders into west will get them first:

You liberal God hatin' faglovers are like HIV for western civilisation.Those guys above are just opurtunistic infection like TB or pneumonia:

Enjoy your multicultist earthly paradise.

 

[Jaesun]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Strap-ons: they don't exist.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JeFvJtXhBaw/S ... p-on-2.jpg

Continue to deny your subtle homosexual tendencies, but please at least try to formulate a better argument.

You've gotta be one of the dumbest motherfuckers to disgrace this board.

What's that expression again.... pot, kettle black...?

 

[DakaSha]

bestworst discussion since ive been here.
fucking faggots
edit: sexy faggots that is. All people who hate gays and all people who think we are all gay may receive graham's number of cocks

 

[Hysael]

This thread is bound to be godwin material

 

[Xor]

Godwin's doesn't apply to threads on the Codex.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

If you approve of dicks in porn you're worse than Hitler.

 

[Johannes]

Homophobia is amusing.

 

[Yeesh]

You liberal God hatin' faglovers

Seeing as how we hate god so much, you're going to have trouble pinning the crimes of religious fundamentalists on us. Unless you think one group of rabid fundamentalist gay bashers is different than another.

Anyway, it would be pretty surprising if the dominant civilization actually got "taken over!!!" by a minority it despises. Although I guess that could happen if nobody votes or something. And I guess most people don't vote, so we'll just have to see.

 

[Stalinhater]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[RPGMaster]

David Gaider's statement that the romances in <em>DA2</em> are intended for "everyone" struck a chord with me, because I already intended to write a column about my personal experience with the romances in the game. I think David's statement goes deeper than he may have intended - any player of any sexuality can enjoy any of the romances in the game.

In theory yes.

In reality the "romances" are unimaginative, awfully written dogshit with no actual romance that anyone with any semblance of cognitive ability would find them insulting rather than enjoyable.

Or perhaps Yahtzee was just talking about staring at the boobies.

 

[malko_sundervere]

"Anyone of any sexuality can enjoy romances in this game." There are two flaws here:
a) "Enjoy romances in this game," fuck, no. Very, very few video game romances in this world are worth *shit*, if you enjoy Bioware's it is entirely likely that you also enjoy shoving your dick in hypodermic needle disposal containers.
b) "Anyone of any sexuality." Look, honey, if the characters need to have man-parts or even be heterosexual for you to enjoy a solidly written romance, you've got deeper problems than video games not catering to you. If a straight romance doesn't catch you, either you are dense, or it's a poorly-written romance, and, subsequently, if a gay romance doesn't catch you... Same thing. I don't enjoy reading a quality romance because it is bisexual (just like me omg omg omg!!111), I read it because it's GOOD. I don't let the Western concept of gender/sexual inequity impact my appreciation for something high-quality and expressive.
There are certain plot devices and character types that a heterosexual romance would be unsuited for, and vice-versa; it's not a matter, to me, of *forcing* a "gay" character in the game, it's creating something cohesive and believable, in the setting and for the characters, and Dragon Age 2 has dramatically failed in that regards.

 

[kris]

Alright, then answer me this:

@ Everyone:

Regardless, do you ONLY watch lesbian porn? If not, then do you also watch heterosexual porn? If you are a "straight" man, then why do you watch porn where one of the actors in it is a nude male? Why not simply watch porn that has only women in it? Why must you have that male actor their to be able to fantasize yourself with the women? Are you unable to fantasize without the male actor in the porn? I know when I watch lesbian porn, I do not need a male actor to be present.

You have thought way to much about this and come to conclusions that is way out there. Or simply this is your personal opinion which would make you gay and hope it is the same case with others.

I am by no means an expert on porn, but... Lets start with mentioning that a lot of the porn is aimed at men, I think you mentioned that. And with that, in most porn the men is hardly in the picture. That is because men don't really want to watch the men, contrary to your strange conclusion. they want to watch a heterosexual act... because they are heterosexuals. What a startling revelation! They want to imagine themselves being the man fucking the woman, but hardly like you think. There is a reason "MILF" porn isn't about middle aged men, but middle aged women.

Personally I would have an harder time explaining why men like to watch lesbian porn, personally I don't understand the appeal.

 

[Azrael the cat]

"Anyone of any sexuality can enjoy romances in this game." There are two flaws here:
a) "Enjoy romances in this game," fuck, no. Very, very few video game romances in this world are worth *shit*, if you enjoy Bioware's it is entirely likely that you also enjoy shoving your dick in hypodermic needle disposal containers.
b) "Anyone of any sexuality." Look, honey, if the characters need to have man-parts or even be heterosexual for you to enjoy a solidly written romance, you've got deeper problems than video games not catering to you. If a straight romance doesn't catch you, either you are dense, or it's a poorly-written romance, and, subsequently, if a gay romance doesn't catch you... Same thing. I don't enjoy reading a quality romance because it is bisexual (just like me omg omg omg!!111), I read it because it's GOOD. I don't let the Western concept of gender/sexual inequity impact my appreciation for something high-quality and expressive.
There are certain plot devices and character types that a heterosexual romance would be unsuited for, and vice-versa; it's not a matter, to me, of *forcing* a "gay" character in the game, it's creating something cohesive and believable, in the setting and for the characters, and Dragon Age 2 has dramatically failed in that regards.

Gaider's cluelessness on the flaws in the writing shows when he describes Isobelle as a 'sexually confident female character'. I hate to be the one to tell him this, but people who are confident in their sexuality, whether male or female, straight or gay, don't spend half their conversations talking about how much sex they've had, and how much sex they're going to have, and sex sex cock cock cock hitting sex arse leg it's wonderful!

The only people that talk like Isobelle are teenagers who haven't quite got sex and sexuality pinned down yet, but feel like they need to talk themselves up. Hence every second sentence is 'oh, but I have sex all the time! Really, I promise! More sex than you anyway! Did I tell you how much sex I'm going to have tomorrow night? You know, I don't normally go telling people about my private life, but with all the sex I'm having it's just natural for me to talk about sex all the time!'

And Isobelle isn't exactly a first offence by Bioware on that point. If the Bioware's writing team actually put into the script what they have in their heads, rather than producing a sex-obsessed teenager with low self-esteem when they're trying to write a sexually confident and mature woman, their writing would be a lot better than it is.

 

[DragoFireheart]

It's too easy to troll you fuckers.

 

[BelisariuS.F]

It's too easy to troll you fuckers.

Lame attempt at saving your face by renouncing your own words.

 

[villain of the story]

But can you masturbate in DA2? That's the most important question. "Sorry, bro/sis, I'm a loner, forever alone :fap:fap:fap:"

 

[Mastermind]

Just to comment on the original news item: It's hilarious that he's to reaffirm his heterosexuality at the end of his story. This alone shows that despite of all Bioware "attempts" (if there even are any) to present homosexuality as a normal thing, this is not seen as such by gaming journalism.

Your reactionary mindset when it comes to sexuality certainly conforms with that of the masses whose opinions we know the Codex prizes above all, but I'm afraid your logic is lacking. When I make it clear to you all that I'm a man, does that mean that women are not a normal thing? When I make it clear to you all that I like big tits, does that mean that I consider small tits not a normal thing? Can you even forumlate an example where what you're saying makes sense?

I think what you meant to say was:

Queers are going to hell because the bible says so lolololol!!! Abomination in the eyes of teh Lordz0r!!!!

homos are 1-3% of the population. More importantly, their mental illness interferes with reproductive function in the same way anorexia or bulimia interferes with digestive function. You'd have to be pretty damn stupid to call that normal. Oh wait...

 

[Mastermind]

Hmm... Maybe that's because men also like to watch women GETTING FUCKED, not only playing with herself or other women.

Strap-ons: they don't exist.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JeFvJtXhBaw/S ... p-on-2.jpg

Continue to deny your subtle homosexual tendencies, but please at least try to formulate a better argument.

You've gotta be one of the dumbest motherfuckers to disgrace this board.

Can I suck your dick?

No.