Review RPG Codex Review: Undertale

[Suicidal]

Haven't played Undertale yet but I'm happy that it was made cause apparently the fact of its existence alone is some sort of self-sustainting butthurt and drama generator of massive proportions.

 

[Irenaeus II]

I couldn't care less about Mario RPGs and Earthboud (don't even know what it is and don't care).

Haven't played Undertale yet but I'm happy that it was made cause apparently the fact of its existence alone is some sort of self-sustainting butthurt and drama generator of massive proportions.

Agree, it seems to be refueling my dwindling White man rage against our reptilian overlords.

 

[Edward The Mediocre]

I couldn't care less about Mario RPGs and Earthboud (don't even know what it is and don't care).

That's the point i'm making, you wouldn't like the game then, but that's okay not everyone likes those games. I'm just saying There's no need for these fanboys to say to defend the game because of 'friendship', 'muh meta', and 'muh feels' to justify it. It's just a mario rpg that some random smuck managed do with decent execution.

 

[Irenaeus II]

Agree, it's ok.

 

[Roguey]

Haven't played Undertale yet but I'm happy that it was made cause apparently the fact of its existence alone is some sort of self-sustainting butthurt and drama generator of massive proportions.

The only difference between this and estrogen-drenched jrpgs is that this was made by an American.

After reading all those posts from people claiming Toby Fox didn't intentionally try to pander to tumblr and simply made a game for himself, I decided to look him up. Unsurprised to see that he's an effeminate 24 year old manlet from Boston, Massachusetts, former home to the creator of Depression Quest and her beta-cuck ex-boyfriend. He is tumblr. Expect to see more of this in the next few years as these urban kids age up into adulthood.

 

[Irenaeus II]

Expect to see more digital and physical resistance against this shit from real MEN.

 

[Fairfax]

I've yet to see something that tells me this game might be good, but I was willing to give it a shot until...

The final battle, too, is a constantly changing, 4th wall-breaking treat that employs tricks like crashing your game and corrupting your save file.

This is some fuckery I'm not willing to deal with.

 

[Edward The Mediocre]

Expect to see more digital and physical resistance against this shit from real MEN.

Are you willing to make your own game tailored to your own tastes? If not then your resistance is futile because the only thing that can stop autism is more autism. Simply beating to death and making fun of faggots is not autistic enough.

 

[Vikter]

I've yet to see something that tells me this game might be good, but I was willing to give it a shot until...

The final battle, too, is a constantly changing, 4th wall-breaking treat that employs tricks like crashing your game and corrupting your save file.

This is some fuckery I'm not willing to deal with.

It actually makes different save files in different locations (most of which you can't find easily) or something like that, so even if you delete your save file the game still knows what's up.

 

[Irenaeus II]

Expect to see more digital and physical resistance against this shit from real MEN.

Are you willing to make your own game tailored to your own tastes? If not then your resistance is futile because the only thing that can stop autism is more autism. Simply beating to death and making fun of faggots is not autistic enough.

I'm willing to fund shit I like with my near-infinite White MEN generated money, faggot. How about that? Ask any REAL RPG developer around here to see what I do. Fucking kids

 

[Lurker King]

I like Underrail but AoD isn't my cup of tea.

I don't think any of the games this year were any good.

Coherence is a luxury!

 

[Edward The Mediocre]

Pre-ordering games is a cancer of the video game industry and you know it. Also brazil is as white as argentia a.k.a not white.

 

[Irenaeus II]

I like Underrail but AoD isn't my cup of tea.

I don't think any of the games this year were any good.

Coherence is a luxury!

There's no incoherence, he literally (literally) likes bad games.

Pre-ordering games is a cancer of the video game industry and you know it. Also brazil is as white as argentia a.k.a not white.

Eat shit, niglet

 

[Revenant]

This game is Satanic. It encourages players to make friends with freaks, degenerates and perverts while subliminally programming players through weird, disturbing visual assets. And because it is touted as a pacifist RPG, it will be extensively played by children. GG melonhead overlords, I think this is it men

 

[Edward The Mediocre]

HUE HUE, HUE

Sorry I don't speak monkey.

 

[Lurker King]

I'd say we have more fun than you guys because we get to enjoy more games.

Of course, if you lower your standards that much, you will always have more games to play, because then you will be satisfied with garbage, which is more common. I'm pretty sure that some players with worse taste than you will have even more "fun" than you. On the other hand, I'm not really convinced that fun without good sense is even meaningfull. Good old Russell used to say that we "should not feel envious of the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise, for only a fool will think that it is happiness".

 

[Siveon]

This game is Satanic. It encourages players to make friends with freaks, degenerates and perverts while subliminally programming players through weird, disturbing visual assets. And because it is touted as a pacifist RPG, it will be extensively played by children. GG melonhead overlords, I think this is it men

If you're going with the satanic angle, didn't Jesus himself (according to the bible) befriend freaks, degenerates and perverts?

I guess you could say this game upholds Christian values (except for the gay part, I suppose).

 

[Revenant]

Christianity is Satanic

 

[Vikter]

Actually I think Undertale is trying to push some kind of liberal muslim agenda. I can prove it:

First of all, the first picture in the game's intro:

What do you see? Well, I see a goat person and a human person. The goat person has a bee stamp on its cloth (obviously a reference to Crooked Bee), while the human seems egyptian, which as we all know, believes in Pagan Gods and tried to kill Moses according to the Bible. Also note how it refers to monstrosities as RACE, not as SPECIES or MUTATION. It's obviously trying to tell us that furries and black people are the same as humans. Also note the sepia filter and the 4:3 aspect ratio; a clear subliminal message telling children to play on consoles.

Then the game starts and you have this shit:

What is it, you ask? It may look like the protagonist fell on a cave (very original idea. Totally never happened in Final Fantasy III). But he's standing. How come? The protagonist is obviously possessed by Satan, because in the movie Exorcist, the hot girl was possessed and able to fall on her feet or something. Also notice how the gray sillhouette forms the face of a demon. The fact that the protagonist is yellow and can't open his eyes also refer to the fact that China is America's enemy and is trying to overthrow american Freedom.

This game is literally Satan's doing. Chineses, muslims, satanists and atheists are all conspiring against everyone.

Spoiler

Game's shit tho

 

[hivemind]

I like pretentious hispter shit, but only ironically.

Am I a real men or a SJW faggot ??

 

[Edward The Mediocre]

Ur a super saiyan SJW.

 

[Jasede]

Well done, friends. We've finally managed to make the majority and push the Codex into our anti cis-gender agenda. The furluminati, transsexuals, women and Felipepe -- we've all done it. We've taken over the Codex and turned it into an anime-loving hugbox. Infinitron, can you give DU the go ahead to begin the Clinton donation Codex fundraiser? The time is right.

Edit: shit someone delete this that was meant for the secret headquarter forum

 

[Crooked Bee]

the Clinton donation Codex fundraiser?

But I thought that's what all our previous fundraisers were secretly about.

 

[Bubbles]

Why do you think the Codex likes so many games from the 1993-2001 era?

 

[Edward The Mediocre]

Because the Codex are PS1 fanboys?